I Am...

…a dingo, and I will eat your baybay.

I am, I am, I am.

I said I wanna get next to you.

I said I’m gonna get close to you.

You wouldn’t want me have to hurt you, too? Hurt you, too?

I’m rick james, bitch

Fuck you I’m Kenny Powers…

I am a Mexican.


.

I am eating.

I am 12 and what is this?

I am the voice inside your head
I am the lover in your bed
I am the sex that you provide
I am the hate you try to hide
I am the prayers of the naive
I am the lie that you believe
I am the needle in your vein
I am the high you can’t sustain
I am the pusher I’m a whore
I am the need you have for more
I am the bullet in the gun
I am the truth from which you run
I am the silencing machine
I am the end of all your dreams

I am Jack’s Smirking Revenge.

… A “farmville” status update

[quote]Rhino Jockey wrote:
I am the voice inside your head
I am the lover in your bed
I am the sex that you provide
I am the hate you try to hide
I am the prayers of the naive
I am the lie that you believe
I am the needle in your vein
I am the high you can’t sustain
I am the pusher I’m a whore
I am the need you have for more
I am the bullet in the gun
I am the truth from which you run
I am the silencing machine
I am the end of all your dreams
[/quote]

Well hello there, Mr. Self Destruct.

I… HAVE… THE POWER!!!

…wrong thread?

i am your savior
i am corruption
i am the angel
of your destruction
i am perversion
secret desire
i am your future
swallowed up in fire

I am also the sand in your vagina.

I AM SANTA CLAUS!

Who are you?

I am Batman.

I’m your dream, make you real
I’m your eyes when you must steal
I’m your pain when you can’t feel

I am having a case of the mondays on tuesday… /sigh…

… Sick and Tired of your SHIT!

V

…that maple leaf sticker on Deb’s ass.

Okay, I’m not, but I’d sure like to be.

Fail.