HYEFLATK 2.0

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
my couch aint big enuf for a 300lb vampire.

sorry~[/quote]

Why you tryna hold a brotha down?[/quote]

he’s not trying to hold you down, he’s trying to keep you out

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
my couch aint big enuf for a 300lb vampire.

sorry~[/quote]

Why you tryna hold a brotha down?[/quote]

he’s not trying to hold you down, he’s trying to keep you out [/quote]

Fine

Fuck him and fuck you too

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Anyone in here have an Indy wrestling company in their area?

I need some ring time.

Also you have to let me sleep on your couch.

[/quote]

2 seconds of googling found this:

http://scottishwrestling.co.uk/

hope on a plane mate, we’ll have loads of fun!

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
Hey Dwarfie!

since you are now at the 5 decade milestone, are you going to start wearing speedo’s to the beach?[/quote]

NOPE! I’m even half-filled with German blood, but no Speedo will cradle these nuts!

HOWEVER, if I were built like Lee Priest or David Henry, damn right I’d wear a Speedo… to church even![/quote]

wow the big five-oh eh dwarf? Heavy.

[quote]rds63799 wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
Hey Dwarfie!

since you are now at the 5 decade milestone, are you going to start wearing speedo’s to the beach?[/quote]

NOPE! I’m even half-filled with German blood, but no Speedo will cradle these nuts!

HOWEVER, if I were built like Lee Priest or David Henry, damn right I’d wear a Speedo… to church even![/quote]

wow the big five-oh eh dwarf? Heavy.[/quote]

I can already feel the tombstone.

Heavy indeed.

[quote]rds63799 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Anyone in here have an Indy wrestling company in their area?

I need some ring time.

Also you have to let me sleep on your couch.

[/quote]

2 seconds of googling found this:

http://scottishwrestling.co.uk/

hope on a plane mate, we’ll have loads of fun![/quote]

See…i dont want just a link i was hoping anyone in here actually knew a good company i could get work in. A website can make anything look good but when i get there it ends up being a mattress behind a gas station.

Bama

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]rds63799 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Anyone in here have an Indy wrestling company in their area?

I need some ring time.

Also you have to let me sleep on your couch.

[/quote]

2 seconds of googling found this:

http://scottishwrestling.co.uk/

hope on a plane mate, we’ll have loads of fun![/quote]

See…i dont want just a link i was hoping anyone in here actually knew a good company i could get work in. A website can make anything look good but when i get there it ends up being a mattress behind a gas station.[/quote]

well la di da. Sorry your majesty, I didn’t realise your highness was too good for a matress behind a gas station.

[quote]rds63799 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]rds63799 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Anyone in here have an Indy wrestling company in their area?

I need some ring time.

Also you have to let me sleep on your couch.

[/quote]

2 seconds of googling found this:

http://scottishwrestling.co.uk/

hope on a plane mate, we’ll have loads of fun![/quote]

See…i dont want just a link i was hoping anyone in here actually knew a good company i could get work in. A website can make anything look good but when i get there it ends up being a mattress behind a gas station.[/quote]

well la di da. Sorry your majesty, I didn’t realise your highness was too good for a matress behind a gas station.
[/quote]

I think Rocky will be happy sleeping in a small box in the basement.

That also brings up a new costume idea…

Hot chick from Pawn Stars fired for porn past…

You know what to do internet, link me plz.

Jesus, Saiyen - wtf was that?

[quote]aeyogi wrote:

[quote]rds63799 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]rds63799 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Anyone in here have an Indy wrestling company in their area?

I need some ring time.

Also you have to let me sleep on your couch.

[/quote]

2 seconds of googling found this:

http://scottishwrestling.co.uk/

hope on a plane mate, we’ll have loads of fun![/quote]

See…i dont want just a link i was hoping anyone in here actually knew a good company i could get work in. A website can make anything look good but when i get there it ends up being a mattress behind a gas station.[/quote]

well la di da. Sorry your majesty, I didn’t realise your highness was too good for a matress behind a gas station.
[/quote]

I think Rocky will be happy sleeping in a small box in the basement.

That also brings up a new costume idea…[/quote]

that was my plan all along. Invite him to stay with promises of wrestling, then BOOM! It’s gimp time.

[quote]Edgy wrote:
Jesus, Saiyen - wtf was that?[/quote]

I asked myself the same question. I guess only Tommy Lee Jones knows the answer.


Because sometimes, all you need is pants.

[quote]rds63799 wrote:

[quote]aeyogi wrote:

[quote]rds63799 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]rds63799 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Anyone in here have an Indy wrestling company in their area?

I need some ring time.

Also you have to let me sleep on your couch.

[/quote]

2 seconds of googling found this:

http://scottishwrestling.co.uk/

hope on a plane mate, we’ll have loads of fun![/quote]

See…i dont want just a link i was hoping anyone in here actually knew a good company i could get work in. A website can make anything look good but when i get there it ends up being a mattress behind a gas station.[/quote]

well la di da. Sorry your majesty, I didn’t realise your highness was too good for a matress behind a gas station.
[/quote]

I think Rocky will be happy sleeping in a small box in the basement.

That also brings up a new costume idea…[/quote]

that was my plan all along. Invite him to stay with promises of wrestling, then BOOM! It’s gimp time.[/quote]

Shit, I spoiled your plan; sorry man.

[quote]rds63799 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]rds63799 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Anyone in here have an Indy wrestling company in their area?

I need some ring time.

Also you have to let me sleep on your couch.

[/quote]

2 seconds of googling found this:

http://scottishwrestling.co.uk/

hope on a plane mate, we’ll have loads of fun![/quote]

See…i dont want just a link i was hoping anyone in here actually knew a good company i could get work in. A website can make anything look good but when i get there it ends up being a mattress behind a gas station.[/quote]

well la di da. Sorry your majesty, I didn’t realise your highness was too good for a matress behind a gas station.
[/quote]

Shit i will take it. Experience is experience.

For now…

Cant wait for the day i can be a nightmare for promoters…

“That guy fucking sucks to work with”

“Yeah…bit hes so good”

Alhhh

Private changing rooms for my pet flamingoes and a bed shaped a waffle cone…

[quote]super saiyan wrote:
Because sometimes, all you need is pants.[/quote]

Speechless

[quote]super saiyan wrote:
Because sometimes, all you need is pants.[/quote]

What is it?! And what specifically is it foraging for? Some type of nitrite-infused pork product?

[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:

[quote]super saiyan wrote:
Because sometimes, all you need is pants.[/quote]

What is it?! And what specifically is it foraging for? Some type of nitrite-infused pork product?[/quote]

Among its favorites is the ham with the built-in cheese chunks.