Hulk Hogan Sex Tape

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[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

He had amazing rhythm Ninjas.

He did a perfect swirl stroke while he was in it from behind.

I saw the dvd on a tour bus going to a show. No link.

Use your head [/quote]

I was out on Saturday night with a bunch of girls and most of them got pretty drunk within 2 hours. One in particular was just over the top. So we’re lounging in this half empty night club corner and she starts asking us about our sex fetishes and what kind of sex act we’d done lately. She tells us about that guy she’d been seeing, about 6’4, muscular, mixed race (half white, half Samoan) and bald. She said she’d always wondered what it’d be like to feel his bald, smooth head rub her pussy.

The time comes for them have sex with each other for the very 1st time, and after the kissing and stroking and all that stuff, the guy proceeds to move to pussy eating but she ain’t having any of this and says, ‘no, use your head, use your head, baby!’ He takes it as coming up with more inventive ways to eat her, but she pushes him away and gently taps on his head. She says, ‘use your bald spot. Use your bald spot, baby.’ He looks at her, astounded and then obliges.

She’s got her legs spread wide apart, – she actually demonstrates us how she done it; she’s fucking flexible and has her leg spread wide across our couch, exposing her garden. The other girls step away, laughing their heads off, and there’re some guys nearby, thinking wtf is this? Does this gal wants to be fucked right here or what??? — anyway, the bald guys got his hands firmly holding onto her thighs and strokes her clit with his head. She tells us the more she felt the smooth part rubbing her pussy, the wetter she got, the more slippery the head got, and the harder and faster she wanted him to move his head.

Shit, this has got too long. I may as well stop here.
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That made me all tingly

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[quote]optheta wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]kevinm1 wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:

LOL DN, are you a size queen?[/quote]

I seriously do not understand the question… O_o

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Not sure if you’re serious ninja but his question is do you like the big manacondas vs the tiny ones
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I prefer them big and thick. Not necessarily long.

I’ve known some guys with tiny ones who had awesome rhythm. I’ve also told a few guys to fuck off after they undressed and showed off their 5 inches peepee. That was only because they’d lied about their manhood in the first place.
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lol ur brutal.[/quote]

No. What’s brutal is taking turn with my girlfriend sucking this guy’s cock, and waiting for him to be this close to cum, then not finishing the job, getting dressed and getting the fuck out.

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

That made me all tingly [/quote]

Teheeeee :slight_smile:

There’s more but I’m too lazy to type it all.

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[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

That made me all tingly [/quote]

Teheeeee :slight_smile:

There’s more but I’m too lazy to type it all.
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Call me. Me you and B.W.G. can have a nice discussion about politics and things…

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

He had amazing rhythm Ninjas.

He did a perfect swirl stroke while he was in it from behind.

I saw the dvd on a tour bus going to a show. No link.

Use your head [/quote]

I was out on Saturday night with a bunch of girls and most of them got pretty drunk within 2 hours. One in particular was just over the top. So we’re lounging in this half empty night club corner and she starts asking us about our sex fetishes and what kind of sex act we’d done lately. She tells us about that guy she’d been seeing, about 6’4, muscular, mixed race (half white, half Samoan) and bald. She said she’d always wondered what it’d be like to feel his bald, smooth head rub her pussy.

The time comes for them have sex with each other for the very 1st time, and after the kissing and stroking and all that stuff, the guy proceeds to move to pussy eating but she ain’t having any of this and says, ‘no, use your head, use your head, baby!’ He takes it as coming up with more inventive ways to eat her, but she pushes him away and gently taps on his head. She says, ‘use your bald spot. Use your bald spot, baby.’ He looks at her, astounded and then obliges.

She’s got her legs spread wide apart, – she actually demonstrates us how she done it; she’s fucking flexible and has her leg spread wide across our couch, exposing her garden. The other girls step away, laughing their heads off, and there’re some guys nearby, thinking wtf is this? Does this gal wants to be fucked right here or what??? — anyway, the bald guys got his hands firmly holding onto her thighs and strokes her clit with his head. She tells us the more she felt the smooth part rubbing her pussy, the wetter she got, the more slippery the head got, and the harder and faster she wanted him to move his head.

Shit, this has got too long. I may as well stop here.
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That made me all tingly [/quote]

This made me shave my head.

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Where are you guys watching this footage? I’m pretty sure it’s been taken off the net 'cuse of the lawsuit the Hulkster filed.

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[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

I prefer them big and thick. Not necessarily long.

I’ve known some guys with tiny ones who had awesome rhythm. I’ve also told a few guys to fuck off after they undressed and showed off their 5 inches peepee. That was only because they’d lied about their manhood in the first place. [/quote]

Any of them ever complain of stalagmites? Cave diving ain’t my thang.

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I couldn’t figure out what the buzz was, thought they were talking about Hogan’s Heroes.

At least he’s not screwing 18 year old kids like his skank wife.

[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:
Where are you guys watching this footage? I’m pretty sure it’s been taken off the net 'cuse of the lawsuit the Hulkster filed. [/quote]

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[quote]conservativedog wrote:

Cave diving ain’t my thang.

[/quote]

It’s understandable, man. Especially when your dick is the size of that baby’s middle finger. A cat’s asshole will always be its perfect fit.

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[quote]BeefEater wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

He had amazing rhythm Ninjas.

He did a perfect swirl stroke while he was in it from behind.

I saw the dvd on a tour bus going to a show. No link.

Use your head [/quote]

I was out on Saturday night with a bunch of girls and most of them got pretty drunk within 2 hours. One in particular was just over the top. So we’re lounging in this half empty night club corner and she starts asking us about our sex fetishes and what kind of sex act we’d done lately. She tells us about that guy she’d been seeing, about 6’4, muscular, mixed race (half white, half Samoan) and bald. She said she’d always wondered what it’d be like to feel his bald, smooth head rub her pussy.

The time comes for them have sex with each other for the very 1st time, and after the kissing and stroking and all that stuff, the guy proceeds to move to pussy eating but she ain’t having any of this and says, ‘no, use your head, use your head, baby!’ He takes it as coming up with more inventive ways to eat her, but she pushes him away and gently taps on his head. She says, ‘use your bald spot. Use your bald spot, baby.’ He looks at her, astounded and then obliges.

She’s got her legs spread wide apart, – she actually demonstrates us how she done it; she’s fucking flexible and has her leg spread wide across our couch, exposing her garden. The other girls step away, laughing their heads off, and there’re some guys nearby, thinking wtf is this? Does this gal wants to be fucked right here or what??? — anyway, the bald guys got his hands firmly holding onto her thighs and strokes her clit with his head. She tells us the more she felt the smooth part rubbing her pussy, the wetter she got, the more slippery the head got, and the harder and faster she wanted him to move his head.

Shit, this has got too long. I may as well stop here.
[/quote]

That made me all tingly [/quote]

This made me shave my head.
[/quote]

Your head should’ve been shaved before this. Punish yourself.

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[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]conservativedog wrote:

Cave diving ain’t my thang.

[/quote]

It’s understandable, man. Especially when your dick is the size of that baby’s middle finger. A cat’s asshole will always be its perfect fit. [/quote]

You’re gonna get that dude in solo much trouble lol

He’s gonna be measuring his erect cock while looking at the pic…someone is gonna walk in…jail time.

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[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]conservativedog wrote:

Cave diving ain’t my thang.

[/quote]

It’s understandable, man. Especially when your dick is the size of that baby’s middle finger. A cat’s asshole will always be its perfect fit. [/quote]

Some of us were born with the big brains and some with big genitals.

Hmmmm…to base my life’s worth on the singular achievement of how large my genitals grew?

It would be almost as ridiculous as whether my skin color and type of hair mattered in the larger scheme of life. Happy lifting.

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Hmmmm…to base my life’s worth on the singular achievement of how large my genitals grew.

It would be almost as ridiculous as whether my skin color and type of hair mattered in the large scheme of things.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]conservativedog wrote:

Cave diving ain’t my thang.

[/quote]

It’s understandable, man. Especially when your dick is the size of that baby’s middle finger. A cat’s asshole will always be its perfect fit. [/quote]

You’re gonna get that dude in solo much trouble lol

He’s gonna be measuring his erect cock while looking at the pic…someone is gonna walk in…jail time. [/quote]

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Should I infer and deduce from that that you are, in fact, rather small?

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[quote]conservativedog wrote:
Hmmmm…to base my life’s worth on the singular achievement of how large my genitals grew.

It would be almost as ridiculous as whether my skin color and type of hair mattered in the large scheme of things.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]conservativedog wrote:

Cave diving ain’t my thang.

[/quote]

It’s understandable, man. Especially when your dick is the size of that baby’s middle finger. A cat’s asshole will always be its perfect fit. [/quote]

You’re gonna get that dude in solo much trouble lol

He’s gonna be measuring his erect cock while looking at the pic…someone is gonna walk in…jail time. [/quote]

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Hilarious picture hahahahahaha

Your comparison is off though I think.

Genital size matters in terms of evolution…bigger dick can push sperm deeper into woman…higher chance of baby

Small dick leaves lots of chance and obstacle for the sperm to deal with

That’s why big cocks are desirable…and why women worship them.

Even the wide and shorter ones open the pussy up more to clear more space which makes sperm travel easier

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]BeefEater wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

He had amazing rhythm Ninjas.

He did a perfect swirl stroke while he was in it from behind.

I saw the dvd on a tour bus going to a show. No link.

Use your head [/quote]

I was out on Saturday night with a bunch of girls and most of them got pretty drunk within 2 hours. One in particular was just over the top. So we’re lounging in this half empty night club corner and she starts asking us about our sex fetishes and what kind of sex act we’d done lately. She tells us about that guy she’d been seeing, about 6’4, muscular, mixed race (half white, half Samoan) and bald. She said she’d always wondered what it’d be like to feel his bald, smooth head rub her pussy.

The time comes for them have sex with each other for the very 1st time, and after the kissing and stroking and all that stuff, the guy proceeds to move to pussy eating but she ain’t having any of this and says, ‘no, use your head, use your head, baby!’ He takes it as coming up with more inventive ways to eat her, but she pushes him away and gently taps on his head. She says, ‘use your bald spot. Use your bald spot, baby.’ He looks at her, astounded and then obliges.

She’s got her legs spread wide apart, – she actually demonstrates us how she done it; she’s fucking flexible and has her leg spread wide across our couch, exposing her garden. The other girls step away, laughing their heads off, and there’re some guys nearby, thinking wtf is this? Does this gal wants to be fucked right here or what??? — anyway, the bald guys got his hands firmly holding onto her thighs and strokes her clit with his head. She tells us the more she felt the smooth part rubbing her pussy, the wetter she got, the more slippery the head got, and the harder and faster she wanted him to move his head.

Shit, this has got too long. I may as well stop here.
[/quote]

That made me all tingly [/quote]

This made me shave my head.
[/quote]

Your head should’ve been shaved before this. Punish yourself.[/quote]

It was. I just freshened hits sheen.

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[quote]conservativedog wrote:

Some of us were born with the big brains and some with big genitals.

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Some with both. Mind blown right?

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Spar4tee do what you must to satisfy your curiosity.

[quote]spar4tee wrote:
Should I infer and deduce from that that you are, in fact, rather small?[/quote]

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Tell that to 1.3 billion Chinese.

I have two of my own (not Chinese)

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

Genital size matters.

Small dick leaves lots of chance and obstacle for the sperm to deal with

That’s why big cocks are desirable…and why women worship them.

Even the wide and shorter ones open the pussy up more to clear more space which makes sperm travel easier

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[quote]conservativedog wrote:

Tell that to 1.3 billion Chinese.

I have two of my own (not Chinese)

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

Genital size matters.

Small dick leaves lots of chance and obstacle for the sperm to deal with

That’s why big cocks are desirable…and why women worship them.

Even the wide and shorter ones open the pussy up more to clear more space which makes sperm travel easier

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They’re women have small pussies though.