[quote]AngryVader wrote:
roybot wrote:
sluicy wrote:
roybot wrote:
sluicy wrote:
Hugh Jackman is this year’s People’s Sexiest Man…
(sorry to interrupt the geekdom, just thought I’d throw that out there
and there’s nothing wrong with your realm, it is indeed rather intriguing)
Forget about the realm. Wouldn’t you rather talk about my transformers collection? Megatron has a gigantic cannon, it really has to be seen to be believed.
Is this how you invite all the chicas up after dinner?
Only if they’re willing to wear Princess Leia’s slave outfit from Return of the Jedi.
You can always get them online.[/quote]
Hubba hubba! That’s also most as good as the real thing!ahem Sorry. Don’t mind me, please continue…
[quote]sluicy wrote:
Leia, meanwhile, has been too long under the spell of the delusional egomaniac, King Say of the Universe of SAMA, who flogs her with fishes despite her faithfulness.
She has come to the battle today to choose from the warriors and exact her revenge. Little did she know it would be with an enemy of her people, but suddenly from across the field she hears an enormous explosion–it has come from the mangnificent cannon of an enormous robot, the first robot she has ever seen.
His iron arms reflect the light of a thousand suns, and his eyes flash red in a lust for blood… then they turn upon her… and the lust takes on a new glow, as his gaze roves over her body…
(This is so unspeakably cheesy, I’m rolling in laughter, Robot Space Porn bwahaha!)[/quote]
I prefer the term ‘intergalactic erotic thriller’. It’s so much classier.
But if you really want to go with the Robot Space Porn angle, that’s fine. Although Megatron is going to have to be a plumber. Or a handyman.
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Ok, pretty soon we need a villain to complicate things. Anyone?? [/quote]
Um, how about Wolverine? You know, just so we don’t totally derail this thread…
[quote]schultzie wrote:
Wait hang on, wolverine connective tissue remains unchanged, how doe his muscles fasten to the adamantium?[/quote]
Same way as they would normally attach to his skeleton. The official line is that his bones were infused with adamantium, not replaced with an adamantium skeleton.
This would make sense, because if his original skeleton was totally replaced with solid adamantium, then Magneto would’ve ripped out everything.
Then Wolverine would look kind of floppy.
And yes, I probably do take all this far too seriously…let the lynching begin.
Apparently the next big hit involves a romantic tryst between Leia and Megatron, in which she becomes a slave to his magnificent cannon.
It’s a blockbuster in the making!!
quickly copyrights script for ‘Megatron Lays Leia’ before anybody else
This has the potential to be excellent. I’m curious as to plot development. How do they meet? And we need a totally random villain, of course, for an epic battle; perhaps Angry Vader could volunteer for that part. Lightsaber vs. Cannon!
Being the maiden, of course, I shall twirl my cinnabon braids and await the heroic victor.
I think my role in the movie would have to be of the cranky, over protective father. Imagine me telling Megatron he better have Leia home by midnight…OR ELSE! Hilarity would ensue.[/quote]
Lol - you’re right! Lord Vader is the ultimate over protective dad.
Look what happened in A New Hope when Leia tried to rebel against him (staying out late with friends, being generally disrespectful, and so on).
He dealt with her as any father would deal with a rebellious teenager: he just calmly blew up her home planet and brought her back to the Death Star, then sent her to her room (using that droid with the syringe thingy to keep her there). That has got to be the harshest grounding ever!
And look how he deals with unsuitable boyfriends: he freezes them in carbonite and sells 'em to Jabba.
Love the thread. I have to point out though from a few pages back that vibranium is not stronger than adamantium. Captain America’s shield is stronger than adamantium, but it is a vibranium alloy.
Pure vibranium is weaker, and the experiments to reproduce the unique alloy that is Cap’s shield is what led to the development of adamantium. I. Love. Comics. Nerd power.
Hugh has done a pretty damn good job with the role, and takes getting into shape for the films serious, I think we should just be happy they managed not to screw it up too badly.
