[quote]Professor X wrote:
I actually do wish I had the ability to eat that much…just to freak out the cooks at buffets.
2 or 3 guys who can eat like that yet look like they are in shape would be fucking hilarious.[/quote]
WTF!!! BRUH!..you already FREAK OUT THE COOKS AT BUFFETS…PLEASE REMEMBER THAT I WAS INSIDE (a certain anonymous restaurant) WHEN YOU ORDERED FROM (an unspecified location)…THE COOKS REACTIONS WAS PRICELESS! I THINK THEY ALL SAID “FUCK!” simultaneously!..LOL
and you WISH??? LOL [/quote]
LOL! That was supposed to be between us, man!! Damn it, now they all know I eat a lot.
Wait…[/quote]
no man…remember? one of your haters said he believed your were born that way…lol…we’ll go with that…
[quote]Professor X wrote:
I actually do wish I had the ability to eat that much…just to freak out the cooks at buffets.
2 or 3 guys who can eat like that yet look like they are in shape would be fucking hilarious.[/quote]
WTF!!! BRUH!..you already FREAK OUT THE COOKS AT BUFFETS…PLEASE REMEMBER THAT I WAS INSIDE (a certain anonymous restaurant) WHEN YOU ORDERED FROM (an unspecified location)…THE COOKS REACTIONS WAS PRICELESS! I THINK THEY ALL SAID “FUCK!” simultaneously!..LOL
and you WISH??? LOL [/quote]
LOL! That was supposed to be between us, man!! Damn it, now they all know I eat a lot.
Wait…[/quote]
no man…remember? one of your haters said he believed your were born that way…lol…we’ll go with that…[/quote]
Exactly. I came out the womb weighing 250. They are still shocked by it. The doc had a heart attack…and since I was the only one strong enough to carry the defibrillator, my first memory, though hazy, involves an electric shock and a middle aged guy pissing himself on the floor of the hospital.
2 portions of 25lb oven roasted turkeys
2 portions of 15lb maple glazed hams
10lbs of roast potatoes
5lbs of mashed potatoes
5lbs of chopped carrots
5lbs of sweetcorn
5lbs of roasted butternut squash
5 parcels of house-baked bread
4 pints of cranberry relish
4 pints of home-made gravy
5lbs of herbed stuffing
1 tray of mixed green salad including salad dressing.
CALORIE TOTAL: 30,000
30 FN thousand calories in one sitting!!! What’s the over/under on life expectancy?[/quote]
LOLOLOLOL…is PARCEL a unit of measurment even applicable for food? DAMN!..This chick ate a half acre of bread?
[quote]Professor X wrote:
I actually do wish I had the ability to eat that much…just to freak out the cooks at buffets.
2 or 3 guys who can eat like that yet look like they are in shape would be fucking hilarious.[/quote]
WTF!!! BRUH!..you already FREAK OUT THE COOKS AT BUFFETS…PLEASE REMEMBER THAT I WAS INSIDE (a certain anonymous restaurant) WHEN YOU ORDERED FROM (an unspecified location)…THE COOKS REACTIONS WAS PRICELESS! I THINK THEY ALL SAID “FUCK!” simultaneously!..LOL
and you WISH??? LOL [/quote]
LOL! That was supposed to be between us, man!! Damn it, now they all know I eat a lot.
Wait…[/quote]
no man…remember? one of your haters said he believed your were born that way…lol…we’ll go with that…[/quote]
Exactly. I came out the womb weighing 250. They are still shocked by it. The doc had a heart attack…and since I was the only one strong enough to carry the defibrillator, my first memory, though hazy, involves an electric shock and a middle aged guy pissing himself on the floor of the hospital.
True story.
[/quote]
Newborn PX: “If u slap me, I’ll kill’ya”
OB/GYN: (pisses uncontrollably)
Newborn PX: “WTF is this??? Somebody cut this shit, I’m losin weight and I need a burger! Oh yeah…WAHN!”
[quote]Professor X wrote:
I actually do wish I had the ability to eat that much…just to freak out the cooks at buffets.
2 or 3 guys who can eat like that yet look like they are in shape would be fucking hilarious.[/quote]
WTF!!! BRUH!..you already FREAK OUT THE COOKS AT BUFFETS…PLEASE REMEMBER THAT I WAS INSIDE (a certain anonymous restaurant) WHEN YOU ORDERED FROM (an unspecified location)…THE COOKS REACTIONS WAS PRICELESS! I THINK THEY ALL SAID “FUCK!” simultaneously!..LOL
and you WISH??? LOL [/quote]
LOL! That was supposed to be between us, man!! Damn it, now they all know I eat a lot.
Wait…[/quote]
no man…remember? one of your haters said he believed your were born that way…lol…we’ll go with that…[/quote]
Exactly. I came out the womb weighing 250. They are still shocked by it. The doc had a heart attack…and since I was the only one strong enough to carry the defibrillator, my first memory, though hazy, involves an electric shock and a middle aged guy pissing himself on the floor of the hospital.
True story.
[/quote]
Newborn PX: “If u slap me, I’ll kill’ya”
OB/GYN: (pisses uncontrollably)
Newborn PX: “WTF is this??? Somebody cut this shit, I’m losin weight and I need a burger! Oh yeah…WAHN!”[/quote]
