How Much Do You Know About Christianity?

[quote]pushharder wrote:
Cockney Blue wrote:
pushharder wrote:
Cockney Blue wrote:
Push,

However, most Bible prophecy scholars would interpret the Jeremiah passage you mentioned, “a new covenant with the house of Israel, and with the house of Judah,” as applying to the Jews during the Millennial Kingdom.

Yeah, so what do you mean by, “So what you are saying is that all of the modern day Christians are wasting their time because Jesus wasn’t talking to them anyway?”

well, unless you are a Jew of the Millennial Kingdom then the covenant is not for you.

You’re almost there. Unless you are a Jew of the Millennial Kingdom then the Millennial Covenant will not be for you.[/quote]

Oh well, as a god hating Heathen I don’t think I am invited anyway.

[quote]Sloth wrote:
One observation. These discussions always assume that Christianity is solely bible based. Indeed, as if the faith was founded on the bible to the exclusion of the church and it’s clergy/apostles. So when the teaching role of clergy, the theology and/or doctrines of the church (whichever, to avoid getting into denominations), are raised about how, where, when, and to who verses and covenants are targted, it’s dismissed as waffling.[/quote]

Actually, it’s hard to assume anything except a few basics, such as the Bible is important and Jesus is da man. For the rest, there are about as many variations are there are participants.

We’ve got the rare Catholic, who’s ok with most of science and believe in “progresssive Revelation”, where God can over time reveal new information. Helps them stay current with two centuries ago. Unfortunately, the Chief Cat likes to wear dresses with giant ridiculous hats, and claims to be infallible while uttering gems of wisdom such as “condoms help spread HIV.”

There’s the even rarer Orthodox, who tend to have their ducks in a row. Easier, since none of them had a new thought since 1054. Their hats are funny, but in a serious, who-died way.

You’ve got your Protestant, who apparently never met a sect or a schism they didn’t like. So from Anabaptist, Baptist, Calvinists… all the way to Waldensians, they seem intent on having a sect for each letter of the alphabet. I’m sure some of them would like funny hats, but picking a model would probably cause another schism and double the sects into hatted and hatless groups.

Popular around here, you got your Evangelicals or Born-Again (which seem to be the same thing) who are big on Sola Scriptura and take great pleasure in pointing out that everyone else is going to Hell. They all seem to miss the “judge not” admonition that Jesus made. In fact, they seem completely uninterested in about everything Jesus said, except when he talked about people going to Hell.

We have the Mormons, although I’m not sure if we’ve had one here. They’ll argue for hours that the second “m” in Mormon is not optional, thus proving that it is. They believe in batshit insane stuff, like magic underwear and that’s its OK for daddy to fuck all their sisters and five mothers.

We even have a Flood Geologist. While this isn’t really a sect of Christianity and would be easier to classify among clowns, he exhibits the same rabid fanatism that most of the others do when you ask for a shred of evidence. He’ll go on about stuff that will make you think the Mormons are damn smart.

And then there’s pat, who’s just confused.

Oh, and Haney, who hasn’t been around for a while, but was about the only one who seemed to try to live the “Christ” part of Christian, as far as I’m concerned.

So that’s quite a menagerie… any assuming you see on our part might only be because we’re tailoring our arguments for some particular belief; or we’re trying to stay generalist enough so that all the deluded participating feel equally insulted. Gotta stay fair, you know.

[quote]pookie wrote:
Sloth wrote:
One observation. These discussions always assume that Christianity is solely bible based. Indeed, as if the faith was founded on the bible to the exclusion of the church and it’s clergy/apostles. So when the teaching role of clergy, the theology and/or doctrines of the church (whichever, to avoid getting into denominations), are raised about how, where, when, and to who verses and covenants are targted, it’s dismissed as waffling.

Actually, it’s hard to assume anything except a few basics, such as the Bible is important and Jesus is da man. For the rest, there are about as many variations are there are participants.
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Well yeah, you’re right to assume the Bible is important. But the church (I’m not here to argue for any particular one) is what Christ handed off to his apostles.

[quote]pushharder wrote:
Cockney Blue wrote:
pushharder wrote:
Cockney Blue wrote:
pushharder wrote:
Cockney Blue wrote:
Push,

However, most Bible prophecy scholars would interpret the Jeremiah passage you mentioned, “a new covenant with the house of Israel, and with the house of Judah,” as applying to the Jews during the Millennial Kingdom.

Yeah, so what do you mean by, “So what you are saying is that all of the modern day Christians are wasting their time because Jesus wasn’t talking to them anyway?”

well, unless you are a Jew of the Millennial Kingdom then the covenant is not for you.

You’re almost there. Unless you are a Jew of the Millennial Kingdom then the Millennial Covenant will not be for you.

Oh well, as a god hating Heathen I don’t think I am invited anyway.

Oh, you were invited alright. You just declined. No problem, there’s probably another party waiting for you where you’ll fit in just fine. Dress for warm weather.[/quote]

I’m getting pretty used to the warm weather. Will there be a rainy season like here in Mexico?

[quote]pushharder wrote:
Cockney Blue wrote:
…If God did it, why such a huge fucking waste of space in the Universe? Why not build one solar system that works perfectly and not bother with all the rest?

Cockster, this was pretty lame, bud. You, a little bitty man in Mexico telling God that He wasted a bunch of space.

I really and truly did LOL. I’m not kidding.[/quote]

So what is all of the rest of the universe for and why isn’t it mentioned in the good book?

[quote]Cockney Blue wrote:
pushharder wrote:
Cockney Blue wrote:
…If God did it, why such a huge fucking waste of space in the Universe? Why not build one solar system that works perfectly and not bother with all the rest?

Cockster, this was pretty lame, bud. You, a little bitty man in Mexico telling God that He wasted a bunch of space.

I really and truly did LOL. I’m not kidding.

So what is all of the rest of the universe for and why isn’t it mentioned in the good book?[/quote]

Why would it be mentioned?

[quote]Sloth wrote:
Why would it be mentioned?[/quote]

If there’s one thing that inspires jaw-dropping awe in this world, it’s to contemplate the sheer size and mind-blowing vastness of this universe we inhabit.

Contrast that with the prosaic Genesis story.

But of course, you’re right. Why would it be mentioned when the men who wrote it thought the stars were hole in the sky dome?

[quote]pookie wrote:
Sloth wrote:
Why would it be mentioned?

If there’s one thing that inspires jaw-dropping awe in this world, it’s to contemplate the sheer size and mind-blowing vastness of this universe we inhabit.

Contrast that with the prosaic Genesis story.[/quote]

Well, they didn’t have youtube.

[quote]But of course, you’re right. Why would it be mentioned when the men who wrote it thought the stars were hole in the sky dome?
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We share the same answer. Why indeed would the size of the universe, the big bang, and so on be mentioned to such people? Let’s not stop there, though. Why not mention how to build a space shuttle or a deep space telescope while we’re at it? Why can’t I turn to something like “2 Rocket Propulsion 13” in my Bible?

[quote]pushharder wrote:
Cockney Blue wrote:
pushharder wrote:
Cockney Blue wrote:
…If God did it, why such a huge fucking waste of space in the Universe? Why not build one solar system that works perfectly and not bother with all the rest?

Cockster, this was pretty lame, bud. You, a little bitty man in Mexico telling God that He wasted a bunch of space.

I really and truly did LOL. I’m not kidding.

So what is all of the rest of the universe for and why isn’t it mentioned in the good book?

When you stand before Him in judgment some day and if you’re not screaming bloody murder at Him about how He never revealed Himself to you during your life on this earth you might just want to take a minute and ask Him this question.[/quote]

That would be one of a huge list of questions that I would have, but first I would have to admire the shear bonkers lunacy of it all, how any being could be that evil but still envoke such love.

[quote]Sloth wrote:
We share the same answer. Why indeed would the size of the universe, the big bang, and so on be mentioned to such people? Let’s not stop there, though. Why not mention how to build a space shuttle or a deep space telescope while we’re at it? Why can’t I turn to something like “2 Rocket Propulsion 13” in my Bible?[/quote]

Excellent question. Why didn’t Jesus, instead of walking on water, or multiply fish and loaves of bread to prove his divinity, instead explain germ theory or pasteurization or vaccines? Learning any of those would have improved billions of lives during history and been incontrovertible proof of his knowing stuff way beyond his era.

Too complicated? Why not simply condemn slavery, torture and promote equality between the sexes? Why isn’t anything he said out of character for someone living when he did?

[quote]Chushin wrote:
I admit I smiled at some of that.

But why do you find it necessary to be so derisive?[/quote]

I have little choice in the matter; it’s hard to describe ridiculous beliefs while leaving out the ridicule.

[quote]pookie wrote:
Sloth wrote:
We share the same answer. Why indeed would the size of the universe, the big bang, and so on be mentioned to such people? Let’s not stop there, though. Why not mention how to build a space shuttle or a deep space telescope while we’re at it? Why can’t I turn to something like “2 Rocket Propulsion 13” in my Bible?

Excellent question. Why didn’t Jesus, instead of walking on water, or multiply fish and loaves of bread to prove his divinity, instead explain germ theory or pasteurization or vaccines? Learning any of those would have improved billions of lives during history and been incontrovertible proof of his knowing stuff way beyond his era.

Too complicated? Why not simply condemn slavery, torture and promote equality between the sexes? Why isn’t anything he said out of character for someone living when he did?
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Because mankind is left to discover pasteurization, the combustible engine, and the i-pod.