How Metrosexual Are You

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11, I could probaly do without a few but I actually like to get laid! Lets face it having none of these items means lots of monkey spanking! LOL

BTW, Who the hell says Chuck Norris isn’t a metro anyway? If you look at him in the mid 70’s, he has some serious crows feet developing under his eyes. 25 years later the skin under his eyes is smooth as a baby’s bottom. So that means Plastic surgery. Plus How many guys in their 60’s do you know whose hair is the same color as when they were 20?

Man+Plastic Surgery+Hair dye=Bigtime Metrosexual. Therefore Chucky boy is a Metro!

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[quote]Spartan300 wrote:
Plus How many guys in their 60’s do you know whose hair is the same color as when they were 20?[/quote]

Only Chuck Norris, dude, and nobody else!

BTW, you’re metro for noticing such things :stuck_out_tongue:

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Every time Chuck Norris’ face starts to get old looking he roundhouse kicks a few years of it.

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[quote]Dan Fouts wrote:
Me, I got 18. Good thing the list didn’t include PVC pipe, hamsters, beads, and dildoes, or I would have been totally screwed![/quote]

I forgot to add to this the fact that I own all three Coldplay albums and one of the singles. I also have girls that are just friends.

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Razor
Toothbrush
Deodorant
Toothpaste
Shampoo
Cotton Buds
Dental Floss
Body Cream
Aftershave
A bar of Soap
Comb
(Because I also own shaving cream, I humbly add one to my Metroscore)

12

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Haha, I don’t wear any of those except for the shirt that says “Trust me I’m a doctor” though. :smiley:

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[quote]Spartan300 wrote:
11, I could probaly do without a few but I actually like to get laid! Lets face it having none of these items means lots of monkey spanking! LOL

BTW, Who the hell says Chuck Norris isn’t a metro anyway?[/quote]

I am surprised as hell that Chuck let this guy live after this statement, but …

[quote]If you look at him in the mid 70’s, he has some serious crows feet developing under his eyes. 25 years later the skin under his eyes is smooth as a baby’s bottom. So that means Plastic surgery. Plus How many guys in their 60’s do you know whose hair is the same color as when they were 20?

Man+Plastic Surgery+Hair dye=Bigtime Metrosexual. Therefore Chucky boy is a Metro![/quote]

we know he’s gone now. RIP

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Less than 10 or so for any guy with hair indicates an alergy to pussy, hence gaydom. Gays may be most associated with all the grooming, but it takes a horny desperate MAN to nail someone too dirty to be bothered with owning and using a toothbrush and soap. I don’t know of too many women who are willing to overlook hobo level hygiene, but with a horny and desperate man anything is possible.

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I only got 12??? I refuse to accept the criterias. Deep in my heart, I know I’m more metro then all of you together !

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I think this may be 450! The Lone Star Bunnies rugby team

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[quote]Dan Fouts wrote:

we know he’s gone now. RIP[/quote]

I feel so bad that i said all that shit. I had no idea he died. Please forgive me Chuck! Last night in a dream he jumped out of a coffin and roundhoused my Spartan shield into a thousand pieces. The other 299 Spartans ran away screaming like little school girls! RIP Mr. Norris. PLEASE forgive me, you are not metro. I was only making a pathetic joke. I will dearly miss him. Luckily I’m a Spartan and not a Samurai or i would have to take my own life.