Okay I’m at a mall and I see 3 Thai looking girls on a bench and I notice that the middle one is bigger than the other two. She’s looking at me…cause she has good taste I guess. Anyways I’m looking back and I notice something is just not right. I’m thinking it’s a man. So I keep looking…I have to figure this out. Apparently she…urhhhhh he didn’t like that, so he…she…it??? gives me a dirty look. I’m thinking I should just stare back but I thought you know I really don’t want to get into a fight with a “possible” woman. So I kept on walking. Yes sad but true. Also quite funny if I do say so myself. In the past I’ve won all my staredowns with homos. Yay me! Now I just have to stare down a couple of lesbians! (Not that there’s anything wrong with that!) Tee hee hee. 