[quote]Cortes wrote:
Hey, EmilyQ, stop cluttering up my post![/quote]
Perhaps it’s YOU, cluttering up MY post!
So I was polishing my balls with shoe cream and then John McCain comes up on the screen and says ‘I believe in evolution. But I also believe, when I hike the Grand Canyon and see it at sunset, that the hand of God is there also.’ It was a moving moment for me.
Hey I need to call 911… does anyone know the number?
Does anyone have any blumpkin videos?
This motherfucker at school called me out, so now I got to kick his ass. Quick, somebody teach me how to throw a punch over teh internets!
man today i got a bad beat in poker. so i was small blind with King Queen and I raise. Big Blind calls with Jack 4, wtf, oh…but they were suited. anyways, king comes on the flop, I bet 3/4 of pot. dude pushes with an inside straight draw and i call. knew he didn’t have anything. mothafuka got his stupid 2 on the river for a straight.
[quote]BodyBldgBabe wrote:
ProscrÃbale debe ser tonto con nosotros. Somos realmente un gran grupo de personas fuera aquÃ. [/quote]
i like nachos
ohhh today i found ten bucks at the mall’s parking lot
albondigas
[quote]Jetric9 wrote:
BodyBldgBabe wrote:
ProscrÃbale debe ser tonto con nosotros. Somos realmente un gran grupo de personas fuera aquÃ.
i like nachos [/quote]
LOL.
Yes.
menudo
[quote]Jetric9 wrote:
menudo[/quote]
terrible band
Well this thread really illustrates the differences between people. huh? Its all a f*cking communist-corporate conspiracy against the true people of god in order to dumb people down enough to accept evolution… fuk the tofu mnuching, soy sipping liberal commies@!!!1!
[quote]lizard king wrote:
Hey I need to call 911… does anyone know the number?[/quote]
Google it dipshit! Dammit, this question has been asked on here countless times. Doesn’t anyone take a few minutes to do their own research before posting stupid questions?
DB
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
lizard king wrote:
Hey I need to call 911… does anyone know the number?
Google it dipshit! Dammit, this question has been asked on here countless times. Doesn’t anyone take a few minutes to do their own research before posting stupid questions?
DB[/quote]
My phone doesn’t have an eleven.
Thanks DB! You are a life saver; there was no way I was getting that broomstick out on my own. Don’t ask…
[quote]Beatnik wrote:
Well this thread really illustrates the differences between people. huh? Its all a f*cking communist-corporate conspiracy against the true people of god in order to dumb people down enough to accept evolution… fuk the tofu mnuching, soy sipping liberal commies@!!!1![/quote]
I am Yo Momma’s righteous sense of indignation.
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
Beatnik wrote:
Well this thread really illustrates the differences between people. huh? Its all a f*cking communist-corporate conspiracy against the true people of god in order to dumb people down enough to accept evolution… fuk the tofu mnuching, soy sipping liberal commies@!!!1!
I am Yo Momma’s righteous sense of indignation.
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Before Ms. Yo Momma starts ripping tendons and ligaments with her typical knee-jerk reaction to my letters, she should realize that it’s about time for her to pay the piper. I want to share this with you because she is a woman utterly without honor, without principles, without a shred of genuine patriotism. That’s why I say that Ms. Momma exhibits bad sportsmanship. And that’s why I’m writing this letter; this is my manifesto, if you will, on how to give direction to a universal human development of culture, ethics, and morality. There’s no way I can do that alone, and there’s no way I can do it without first stating that it is easy to see faults in others. But it takes perseverance to maximize our individual potential for effectiveness and success in combatting her.
Although muzzy-headed blood-stained criminals are relatively small in number compared to the general population, they are increasing in size and fervor. I don’t just want to make a point. I don’t just want to provide an atmosphere of mutual respect, free from clericalism, denominationalism, and all other forms of prejudice and intolerance. I’m here to give an alternate solution, a better one. I don’t just ask rhetorical questions; I have answers. That’s why I’m telling you that finding the best way to enlighten the mind of Man and improve him as a rational, moral, and social being is a challenging problem indeed. We must therefore tackle this problem with more determination, more tenacity, and more fanaticism than it has ever been tackled before. Only then will people realize that it’s unfortunate that Ms. Momma has no real education. It’s impossible to debate important topics with someone who is so mentally handicapped.
What a joyful affair it would be for Ms. Momma if she managed to get away with destroying our moral fiber. She’d be laughing through her snout like a sow grinning at her little piglets. She’d be chortling at everyone’s obliviousness to the fact that in a recent essay, she stated that she is the one who will lead us to our great shining future. Since the arguments she made in the rest of her essay are based in part on that assumption, she should be aware that it just isn’t true. Not only that, but if she gets her way, none of us will be able to take personal action and derail Ms. Momma’s lascivious little schemes. Therefore, we must not let her make a cause célèbre out of her campaign to waffle on all the issues. I could be wrong about any or all of this, but at the moment, the above fits what I know of history, people, and current conditions. If anyone sees anything wrong or has some new facts or theories on this, I’d love to hear about them.
Damn righteous senses; always hijacking threads. This calls for a gratuitous beaver shot.
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Yo Momma wrote:
Beatnik wrote:
Well this thread really illustrates the differences between people. huh? Its all a f*cking communist-corporate conspiracy against the true people of god in order to dumb people down enough to accept evolution… fuk the tofu mnuching, soy sipping liberal commies@!!!1!
I am Yo Momma’s righteous sense of indignation.
Before Ms. Yo Momma starts ripping tendons and ligaments with her typical knee-jerk reaction to my letters, she should realize that it’s about time for her to pay the piper. I want to share this with you because she is a woman utterly without honor, without principles, without a shred of genuine patriotism. That’s why I say that Ms. Momma exhibits bad sportsmanship. And that’s why I’m writing this letter; this is my manifesto, if you will, on how to give direction to a universal human development of culture, ethics, and morality. There’s no way I can do that alone, and there’s no way I can do it without first stating that it is easy to see faults in others. But it takes perseverance to maximize our individual potential for effectiveness and success in combatting her.
Although muzzy-headed blood-stained criminals are relatively small in number compared to the general population, they are increasing in size and fervor. I don’t just want to make a point. I don’t just want to provide an atmosphere of mutual respect, free from clericalism, denominationalism, and all other forms of prejudice and intolerance. I’m here to give an alternate solution, a better one. I don’t just ask rhetorical questions; I have answers. That’s why I’m telling you that finding the best way to enlighten the mind of Man and improve him as a rational, moral, and social being is a challenging problem indeed. We must therefore tackle this problem with more determination, more tenacity, and more fanaticism than it has ever been tackled before. Only then will people realize that it’s unfortunate that Ms. Momma has no real education. It’s impossible to debate important topics with someone who is so mentally handicapped.
What a joyful affair it would be for Ms. Momma if she managed to get away with destroying our moral fiber. She’d be laughing through her snout like a sow grinning at her little piglets. She’d be chortling at everyone’s obliviousness to the fact that in a recent essay, she stated that she is the one who will lead us to our great shining future. Since the arguments she made in the rest of her essay are based in part on that assumption, she should be aware that it just isn’t true. Not only that, but if she gets her way, none of us will be able to take personal action and derail Ms. Momma’s lascivious little schemes. Therefore, we must not let her make a cause célèbre out of her campaign to waffle on all the issues. I could be wrong about any or all of this, but at the moment, the above fits what I know of history, people, and current conditions. If anyone sees anything wrong or has some new facts or theories on this, I’d love to hear about them.
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Baby, it’s cold outside…what time is it?