[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Great job on the weight loss, did that myself 305-205 in my 20’s.
I am Bob, but go by Derek and thats Bob spelled with 2 B’s[/quote]
How many O’s?
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Just one for now.
When my grandson was born everyone wanted to know what I wanted him to call me.
I went with Bob, kids can say that pretty easy.
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
Welcome.
I am Madame Ninjaa; Emperess of foulness and vile, Queen of darkness, Princess of squalid, Conqueress of sex, combat and iron.[/quote]
Shut up.
You’re a ray of sunshine who knits socks for homeless kittens and teaches white kids how to dance.
I will always hate you.
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I seriously don’t understand what you’re talking about.
Perhaps we need to talk… with you tied up to metal chair, naked and ball gagged. I should arrange a session for next week so we can clear a few things up. How’s your foot by the way?
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Yes. Let’s meet up.
And my cast if off. Im still lifting…on them steroids…and doing therapy for a few months…
Back in the ring by spring
fuck all yall, Im the Duke of New York A # 1
I think, therefore I am
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Great job on the weight loss, did that myself 305-205 in my 20’s.
I am Bob, but go by Derek and thats Bob spelled with 2 B’s[/quote]
Fuck you, you’re Papa Smurf.
And the OP is HoustonGuy.
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Great job on the weight loss, did that myself 305-205 in my 20’s.
I am Bob, but go by Derek and thats Bob spelled with 2 B’s[/quote]
Fuck you, you’re Papa Smurf.
And the OP is HoustonGuy.[/quote]
That’s cool that means I fucked smurfette to create all smurfs
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Great job on the weight loss, did that myself 305-205 in my 20’s.
I am Bob, but go by Derek and thats Bob spelled with 2 B’s[/quote]
Fuck you, you’re Papa Smurf.
And the OP is HoustonGuy.[/quote]
That’s cool that means I fucked smurfette to create all smurfs[/quote]
Scurfs are asexual. Gargamel created smurfette to distract the scurfs so he could capture them…
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Great job on the weight loss, did that myself 305-205 in my 20’s.
I am Bob, but go by Derek and thats Bob spelled with 2 B’s[/quote]
Fuck you, you’re Papa Smurf.
And the OP is HoustonGuy.[/quote]
That’s cool that means I fucked smurfette to create all smurfs[/quote]
Scurfs are asexual. Gargamel created smurfette to distract the scurfs so he could capture them…[/quote]
Dont know what a Scurf is but okay.
Where do you think Biggie got “i like it how you call me big papa”
Papa Smurf thats who, he was tapping smurfette’s back door for years
so… what color is Smurfettes back door?
just curious~
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Great job on the weight loss, did that myself 305-205 in my 20’s.
I am Bob, but go by Derek and thats Bob spelled with 2 B’s[/quote]
Fuck you, you’re Papa Smurf.
And the OP is HoustonGuy.[/quote]
That’s cool that means I fucked smurfette to create all smurfs[/quote]
Scurfs are asexual. Gargamel created smurfette to distract the scurfs so he could capture them…[/quote]
Dont know what a Scurf is but okay.
Where do you think Biggie got “i like it how you call me big papa”
Papa Smurf thats who, he was tapping smurfette’s back door for years [/quote]
Scurf? I don’t don’t what it means either but my phone likes the word more with a c vs an m.
Wither way these little blue things don’t have assholes or genitals…you should assume that by them never having to use a bathroom and not having nipples.
[quote]Edgy wrote:
so… what color is Smurfettes back door?
just curious~[/quote]
Red.
She is the ONLY female smurf, that back door has been punished.
[quote]Edgy wrote:
so… what color is Smurfettes back door?
just curious~[/quote]
I had a feeling you’d disappeared for a while…
But now you’re back. And it’s all good.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Red.
She is the ONLY female smurf, that back door has been punished.[/quote]
Damn.
I don’t understand why female smurf is not as vilified as most sluts are. After all, she’d slept with all the smurfs in the village. Including Papa Smurf. Is it because she’s blonde?
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
so… what color is Smurfettes back door?
just curious~[/quote]
I had a feeling you’d disappeared for a while…
But now you’re back. And it’s all good.[/quote]
He try’s to work sometimes.
I think this time was at a golf resort some where in Cali
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Red.
She is the ONLY female smurf, that back door has been punished.[/quote]
Damn.
I don’t understand why female smurf is not as vilified as most sluts are. After all, she’d slept with all the smurfs in the village. Including Papa Smurf. Is it because she’s blonde?
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Yes blondes be whores. 
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Red.
She is the ONLY female smurf, that back door has been punished.[/quote]
Damn.
I don’t understand why female smurf is not as vilified as most sluts are. After all, she’d slept with all the smurfs in the village. Including Papa Smurf. Is it because she’s blonde?
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Who vilifies sluts?
No one.
But you will notice, with 300 male Smurfs or so, not one has put a ring on her finger.
Probably because all the other Smurfs would have killed him in his sleep.
[quote]orion wrote:
Probably because all the other Smurfs would have killed him in his sleep. [/quote]
Where do you get this idea from? I would’ve thought that Smurfgirl is just ‘‘trash’’ to some of them. However, one Smurf’s trash could be another Smurf’s treasure.
Are you saying that some smurfs don’t want their bros to hit the jackpot?
May I add that, perhaps, Smurfgirl doesn’t want a ring on her finger after all, and just wishes to fuck around till the day her blue pussy collapses.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Red.
She is the ONLY female smurf, that back door has been punished.[/quote]
Damn.
I don’t understand why female smurf is not as vilified as most sluts are. After all, she’d slept with all the smurfs in the village. Including Papa Smurf. Is it because she’s blonde?
[/quote]
Yes blondes be whores. [/quote]
Ehehehe
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
Probably because all the other Smurfs would have killed him in his sleep. [/quote]
Where do you get this idea from? I would’ve thought that Smurfgirl is just ‘‘trash’’ to some of them. However, one Smurf’s trash could be another Smurf’s treasure.
Are you saying that some smurfs don’t want their bros to hit the jackpot?
May I add that, perhaps, Smurfgirl doesn’t want a ring on her finger after all, and just wishes to fuck around till the day her blue pussy collapses.
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Made me think, this is where Blue Waffle started.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Made me think, this is where Blue Waffle started.[/quote]
LOL!