Rock, what did you get her last year?
[quote]roybot wrote:
Rock, what did you get her last year?[/quote]
Bath and Body Works Gift Basket and the Silence of The Lambs movies.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]roybot wrote:
Rock, what did you get her last year?[/quote]
Bath and Body Works Gift Basket and the Silence of The Lambs movies. [/quote]
Fucking lol
Sometimes you pull some good ones.
I am stealing this and giving to my sister for Christmas.
Ct. Rock, you’re the best. I don’t think we’ve had one of those threads you post when you’re high in a while?
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]roybot wrote:
Rock, what did you get her last year?[/quote]
Bath and Body Works Gift Basket and the Silence of The Lambs movies. [/quote]
Great laugh here.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Well this means we will need to have sex with each other
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What position do you think will be best in order to produce a son when having sado-maso sex?
[quote]Consul wrote:
Ct. Rock, you’re the best. I don’t think we’ve had one of those threads you post when you’re high in a while?[/quote]
I gave up drinking and drugs for wrestling.
You’ll just have to settle for my. Sober posts.
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Well this means we will need to have sex with each other
[/quote]
What position do you think will be best in order to produce a son when having sado-maso sex?
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I can’t link vids from my phone. But you should check out “Bronco Buster” on Youtube.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]Consul wrote:
Ct. Rock, you’re the best. I don’t think we’ve had one of those threads you post when you’re high in a while?[/quote]
I gave up drinking and drugs for wrestling.
You’ll just have to settle for my. Sober posts.[/quote]
Is your life better or worse without them?
[quote]Consul wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]Consul wrote:
Ct. Rock, you’re the best. I don’t think we’ve had one of those threads you post when you’re high in a while?[/quote]
I gave up drinking and drugs for wrestling.
You’ll just have to settle for my. Sober posts.[/quote]
Is your life better or worse without them?
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Its about the same. It was recreational so its really like giving up video games.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I can’t link vids from my phone. But you should check out “Bronco Buster” on Youtube.[/quote]
There’s no way we’ll ever produce a son like that.
It’s not even sadistic enough for me.
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I can’t link vids from my phone. But you should check out “Bronco Buster” on Youtube.[/quote]
There’s no way we’ll ever produce a son like that.
It’s not even sadistic enough for me.
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I was trying to ease into something with some bronco busting foreplay.
What do you have in mind?
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I was trying to ease into something with some bronco busting foreplay.
What do you have in mind? [/quote]
I was mainly thinking about some position we could use to produce a son.
I read, missionary position is quite good. But it’s fucking boring too.
However, I can place my legs on your shoulders and later squeeze them tight around your neck while you pound me to oblivion. I’m sure you’ll love that shit.
You go deep. You cum deep. We have a son.
Time to hit the gym. We’ll talk sex later.
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I was trying to ease into something with some bronco busting foreplay.
What do you have in mind? [/quote]
I was mainly thinking about some position we could use to produce a son.
I read, missionary position is quite good. But it’s fucking boring too.
However, I can place my legs on your shoulders and later squeeze them tight around your neck while you pound me to oblivion. I’m sure you’ll love that shit.
You go deep. You cum deep. We have a son.
Time to hit the gym. We’ll talk sex later.[/quote]
I like.
I’m a rear entry guy…
We will figure this out.
I feel like a third wheel in this thread now.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I was trying to ease into something with some bronco busting foreplay.
What do you have in mind? [/quote]
I was mainly thinking about some position we could use to produce a son.
I read, missionary position is quite good. But it’s fucking boring too.
However, I can place my legs on your shoulders and later squeeze them tight around your neck while you pound me to oblivion. I’m sure you’ll love that shit.
You go deep. You cum deep. We have a son.
Time to hit the gym. We’ll talk sex later.[/quote]
I like.
I’m a rear entry guy…
We will figure this out.[/quote]
Good luck guys. Can I get invited to the shower?
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]roybot wrote:
Rock, what did you get her last year?[/quote]
Bath and Body Works Gift Basket and the Silence of The Lambs movies. [/quote]
This Line Woke me from my post coma. You Sick Comical M* therF* cker!!
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Bath and Body Works Gift Basket and the Silence of The Lambs movies. [/quote]
Ha ha ha, I’m hoping there was lots of lotion…in the basket.
When you were buying it, it would have been comical if you demanded the B&BW worker to “PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!”. As she stepped back, completely aghast, you’d produce the DVD copy of Silence of the Lambs that you purchased for your mom. Laughs would ensue!
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Bath and Body Works Gift Basket and the Silence of The Lambs movies. [/quote]
Ha ha ha, I’m hoping there was lots of lotion…in the basket.
When you were buying it, it would have been comical if you demanded the B&BW worker to “PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!”. As she stepped back, completely aghast, you’d produce the DVD copy of Silence of the Lambs that you purchased for your mom. Laughs would ensue![/quote]
or frantic 911 calls…
[quote]Cuso wrote:
or frantic 911 calls…[/quote]
…Only if she has no sense of humour whatsoever.
It’s not like he’s threatening to make a woman-suit out of her supple Asian skin or anything…