[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
sen say wrote:
OP…how do you feel about guys that wear bike helmets on the stationary bikes?
or full face motorcycle helmets?
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Nice…I lift the front of an exercise bike up for this girl so she can do wheelies…I’m going to demand she wear a helmet before this takes place again…either that, or blow me.
Fuck that shit. Dude makes the dumbest thread on earth and expects “normal conversation” about how much of a douchebag someone is for wearing a hat? Re-read what he called people wearing hats. You are going to tell me that is a statement that would spark “normal conversation”?
That is retarded. This thread should have been more asinine.
You can’t post moronic topics and bitch that the content isn’t up to your standards. The real world doesn’t work that way, nor does the internet.
I addressed the topic … thanks for misquoting me … Now I know what to expect when I run for government
HA HA, I’m from Massachusetts, of course I’m going to fuck up your quote, miss read what you say, and be an asshole about it…
Sorry man…
lol … you ain’t from mass if you finish that sentence with “sorry man” … pussy :)[/quote]
Yup, definitely not a “Mass-Hole”, must be from Vermont or New Hampshire
One night I dreamed a dream.
I was walking along the beach with my hat. Across the dark sky flashed scenes from my life. For each scene, I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand, one belonging to me and one to my hat.
When the last scene of my life shot before me I looked back at the footprints in the sand. There was only one set of footprints. I realized that this was at the lowest and saddest times of my life. This always bothered me and I questioned the hat about my dilemma.
“Hat, You told me when I decided to follow You, You would walk and talk with me all the way. But I’m aware that during the most troublesome times of my life there is only one set of footprints. I just don’t understand why, when I need You most, You leave me.”
The Hat whispered, “My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I was on your head.”
Fuck that shit. Dude makes the dumbest thread on earth and expects “normal conversation” about how much of a douchebag someone is for wearing a hat? Re-read what he called people wearing hats. You are going to tell me that is a statement that would spark “normal conversation”?
That is retarded. This thread should have been more asinine.
You can’t post moronic topics and bitch that the content isn’t up to your standards. The real world doesn’t work that way, nor does the internet.
I addressed the topic … thanks for misquoting me … Now I know what to expect when I run for government
HA HA, I’m from Massachusetts, of course I’m going to fuck up your quote, miss read what you say, and be an asshole about it…
Sorry man…
lol … you ain’t from mass if you finish that sentence with “sorry man” … pussy
Yup, definitely not a “Mass-Hole”, must be from Vermont or New Hampshire
[quote]Nards wrote:
Hatprints
Also Known As “I Had a hat”
One night I dreamed a dream.
I was walking along the beach with my hat. Across the dark sky flashed scenes from my life. For each scene, I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand, one belonging to me and one to my hat.
When the last scene of my life shot before me I looked back at the footprints in the sand. There was only one set of footprints. I realized that this was at the lowest and saddest times of my life. This always bothered me and I questioned the hat about my dilemma.
“Hat, You told me when I decided to follow You, You would walk and talk with me all the way. But I’m aware that during the most troublesome times of my life there is only one set of footprints. I just don’t understand why, when I need You most, You leave me.”
The Hat whispered, “My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I was on your head.”
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That’s good…did you make that up? If so, you can stay and I won’t ever pick on you.
[quote]sen say wrote:
Nards wrote:
Hatprints
Also Known As “I Had a hat”
One night I dreamed a dream.
I was walking along the beach with my hat. Across the dark sky flashed scenes from my life. For each scene, I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand, one belonging to me and one to my hat.
When the last scene of my life shot before me I looked back at the footprints in the sand. There was only one set of footprints. I realized that this was at the lowest and saddest times of my life. This always bothered me and I questioned the hat about my dilemma.
“Hat, You told me when I decided to follow You, You would walk and talk with me all the way. But I’m aware that during the most troublesome times of my life there is only one set of footprints. I just don’t understand why, when I need You most, You leave me.”
The Hat whispered, “My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I was on your head.”
That’s good…did you make that up? If so, you can stay and I won’t ever pick on you.[/quote]
I just copied that old “Footprints” poem about Jesus carrying a man during the difficult parts of his life and replaced it with hats.
[quote]Nards wrote:
I just copied that old “Footprints” poem about Jesus carrying a man during the difficult parts of his life and replaced it with hats.
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Yeah…I got it…taht why it was funny…
Anyway…good job, but I’m afraid I must renege on my offer to never pick on you…sorry…
[quote]sen say wrote:
Nards wrote:
I just copied that old “Footprints” poem about Jesus carrying a man during the difficult parts of his life and replaced it with hats.
Yeah…I got it…taht why it was funny…
Anyway…good job, but I’m afraid I must renege on my offer to never pick on you…sorry…
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Ok…meet you at the bike rack at 3:30! ( That’s where we had fights at my elemnetary school)
Who the fuck cares about getting a little dolled up before going to the gym. Shit, I shaved my pubes before I went the other day. Damn right! I shaved 'em right there in the parking lot and then carried 'em in with me in a little Ziploc bag. I like to sprinkle them on people wearing tight jeans doing biceps curls in the squat rack.
Ha ha, I have gone out of my way to wear a hat to the gym everyday since this thread popped up just in the hopes that someone at my gym thinks I’m a douchebag for it.
[quote]Goku_SS4 wrote:
StevenF wrote:
maybe some of us have receding hairlines? Bet you didn’t think of that huh asshole. The world would be a much better place if people just minded their own fucking business.
You act as if I walk up to people and tell them I think there hat foolish and they need to take it off. Not the case. I do mind my own fucking buiness. I dont want any one fucking with me at the gym so I dont mess with them.
If I go with one of my friends, who I work with, and he wears his hat…I tell him he looks goofy. I hope he would let me know if I looked foolish. He normally tells me to fuck off…he really doesnt care…That does not stop me from thinking it looks foolish.
So before you put words into my mouth saying I dont mind my business read what I said…at no point did I bother the individual (the person I dont know) that was wearing the hat. I come here to vent. I am also reminded why I have not posted in over 4 years. Again, I find a hat gets in my way more then it helps me do anything in the gym. [/quote]
this. yea i agree im not gonna laugh out loud at a guy walking by me in the gym wearing a hat but 9 times outta ten when i see a guy wearing a hat in the gym he just so happens to look extremely goofy. and if the security of any man who wears a hat to the gym is threatened by me saying that maybe you realy should reconsider wearing that hat.
but yea its been said before, its really not a serious topic just wanted to throw in my 2 cents.
[quote]artw wrote:
Who the fuck cares about getting a little dolled up before going to the gym. Shit, I shaved my pubes before I went the other day. Damn right! I shaved 'em right there in the parking lot and then carried 'em in with me in a little Ziploc bag. I like to sprinkle them on people wearing tight jeans doing biceps curls in the squat rack.[/quote]