rbnlaw
November 15, 2006, 9:02pm
121
[quote]TheWookie wrote:
The only acceptable phrases from tv/movies are those from Curb Your Enthusiasm , such as:
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“Cock! Cock! Cock! Grandma! Cock!”
“Fuck you, you car wash cunt! I had a dental appointment!”
“You four-eyed fuck.”
“I pee sitting down.”
"Do you crap standing up?
“I’m coming for you mother fucker, I’m your Krazee-Eyez Killa.”
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“Larry, you my nigga?”
“Motherfucker, what the fuck?”
“I hear you with that bubble wrap, Larry! Motherfucker, what the fuck?”
[quote]PGA wrote:
Her ass weighs 190lbs? Thats a BIG ass!
End of discussion.[/quote]
Her ass is so big, each cheek has its own zip code.
DB
Sting
November 15, 2006, 9:42pm
123
How about the ultimate geek phrase from way, way back in the early-Internet days:
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
“All your base are belong to us” is an Internet meme based on a badly translated phrase from the opening cutscene of the video game Zero Wing. The phrase first appeared on the European release of the 1991 Sega Mega Drive port of the 1989 Japanese arcade game.
By the early 2000s, a GIF animation depicting the opening text was widespread on the Something Awful message forums and other internet forums. The phrase found popular reference outside internet forums through the 2000s and 2010s, includi...
Or perhaps:
GIVE ME WAREZ D00DZ
In terms of phrases actually used in common speech, what about:
“I don’t mean to criticize but…” (of course you do)
“I’m not fishing for a compliment” (oh but you are)
“How’s that working out for you?” (Dr. Phil – blech!)
Been there, done that, got the pictures to prove it.
[quote]lucasa wrote:
I don’t like your whole post, it means the same thing as;
I don’t like ‘utilize’. It means the same thing as ‘use’ except it’s less efficient.
just less efficient.
Now quit wasting electrons.[/quote]
No. They’re different grades of the same stuff. “Utilize” connotes more usefulness than “use”.
I constantly hear “And also too…”
WTF??? A triple… positive? What is that even called, besides retarded?!
What next? And also too etc?
[quote]RoadWarrior wrote:
Or… you say “No” and think to yourself that it’s actually her fat ass that makes her ass look big!
He who smelt it delt it. - 'Nuff Said.
[quote]TheWookie wrote:
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[quote]TheWookie wrote:
Humpday, humpday, humpday, humpday, humpday, humpday…wait, whose dick?
Comicbook guy from the Simpsons.
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EEEEW!
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
Humpday, humpday, humpday, humpday, humpday, humpday…wait, whose dick?
Comicbook guy from the Simpsons.
EEEEW![/quote]
I can think of another cartoon character by Matt Groening that would do it…
My name is Humpday, prounounced with the umpday, rappers in the top 10 allow me to bumpday.
My Dad always says “at this point in time.” So he is saying 5 words when he needs one, he could just say “now.” Sometimes he’ll even throw in a “currently” or “right now” on top of that.
Sting
November 16, 2006, 6:39pm
138
How about “all of that notwithstanding” –
TRANSLATION: Forget everything I just said and which you wasted your time listening to for the last 10 minutes…
“dont just sit there like a bump on a log”
“stop yelling”
“Jeyehver hear such nonsense?”
“I gotta pee like a rushin race horse”
“cute as a booger”
“whatever you want”
“sweating like a pig”
“Whoda thunk it”
“little lady”
[quote]julia87 wrote:
(thunk isnt a word i dont think)
“Thunk” is the sound made when someone receives a dick-slap in the mouth for saying “humpday”.
[quote]julia87 wrote:
“I gotta pee like a rushin race horse”
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You missed “I gotta race like a piss horse”…
[quote]RoadWarrior wrote:
“I gotta pee like a rushin race horse”
You missed “I gotta race like a piss horse”…
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Is that like “I’m built like a shit brickhouse?”
[quote]julia87 wrote:
And you never will. Pigs have no sweat glands, which is why they have to roll around in the mud to cool themselves off.
Geek rant over.
[quote]Digital Chainsaw wrote:
And you never will. Pigs have no sweat glands, which is why they have to roll around in the mud to cool themselves off.
Geek rant over.[/quote]
!!!Thank you!!!
Finally, I know the truth!!!
