oh snap. i hate oh snap.
Get Krunk
krunkin’
that was krunk
I want to kill people when they say stupid shit like that.
Hella yawl.
[quote]michael2507 wrote:
“y’all”
“hella”
“veggies”[/quote]
We must tread carefully here, brother sir. I’m with you on the “hella” and the “veggies”, but you risk alienating and possibly infuriating the entire southeastern United States with your indictment of “y’all”.
Not that I disagree by any means. The only time that word would ever pass my lips is if I am describing a fore-and-aft rigged sailboat whose mizzenmast is stepped so that the mizzen boom overhangs the stern.
Bad boys- as in let me get a piece of that bad boy (pizza).
J Play- No you werent. You were just being retarted.
Bro or Bra - No, you aren’t my frat brother. No, we aren’t gonna go hit some jagerbombs at the SigmaChi house together. Get the fuck away from me.
I’m sure I’ll think of some more. Dumb shit like this pisses me off all the time.
Chillaxin- I have nothing to say for this.
“Bump”
“Defanitely”
“It’s not the size of the dog in the fight; it’s the size of the fight in the dog.”
“Whatever, bro”
BTW, WTF?
“I’m trying to loose weight.”
Not so much phrases but words
sumfing
Its SOMETHING damn it!
[quote]TheWookie wrote:
Somebody research this, but isn’t it actually “For all intents and purposes,” but has been morphed into “For all intents and purposes?”
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That’s quite a transformation!
[quote]nephorm wrote:
TheWookie wrote:
Somebody research this, but isn’t it actually “For all intents and purposes,” but has been morphed into “For all intents and purposes?”
That’s quite a transformation![/quote]
I was wondering if my dyslexia had kicked in.
[quote]tedro wrote:
IMO or IMHO. If you’re not stating a fact, it is obviously your opinion. Be a man and just say what you mean. It’s like they have a giant fear that what they are saying might be confrontational.[/quote]
“IMHO” is the worst, as their opinion is often anything but humble.
[quote]harris447 wrote:
No, no, no…in Jersey, the phrase “I’m not sayin’, I’m just sayin’” can be used as a legal defense.
It is the Philosopher’s Stone of the Turnpike: it turns possibly war-starting statements into food for thought.[/quote]
I’m not sure of the grammatical significance of it, but the clause “Not to _________, but…” serves the exact same function around here, e.g. “Not to be xenophobic, but I really hate people that aren’t from around here.”
Oh really, well I guess since you clearly stated it, that statement isn’t xenophobic.
I especially hate it when I hear bad managers use it;
“Not to put you on a schedule, but we’ve got these things to do by noon.”
“Not to be demanding, but do you have that report ready for me?”
[quote]TheWookie wrote:
[i]You know, before I answer any more questions there’s something I wanted to say. Having received all your letters over the years, and I’ve spoken to many of you, and some of you have traveled… y’know… hundreds of miles to be here, I’d just like to say… GET A LIFE, will you people? I mean, for crying out loud, it’s just a TV show! I mean, look at you, look at the way you’re dressed! You’ve turned an enjoyable little job, that I did as a lark for a few years, into a COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME!
I mean, how old are you people? What have you done with yourselves?
You, you must be almost 30… have you ever kissed a girl? [/i]
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One of my favorite SNL sketches. Thanks for that.
DB
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
Hella yawl.[/quote]
Cheers, droog.
The beauty of the above quote is that it could mean “Hello you all” or “Hell of a boat”. I’m slowly beginning to like “hella” after all. I guess I’m not the only one…
"I’am about to tell you about the worst type of cockblock, the legal cockblock. I was having a party at my house, shit was bumpin, about 80-90 people there. Hella T-vixens everywhere, And I was without a doubt the most jacked guy there… "
In case someone missed it:
http://www.T-Nation.com/readTopic.do?id=688174
[quote]nephorm wrote:
I could care less about what you all think is annoying. Supposeably, you’re all a bunch of grammar experts, irregardless of the true fact that you all make tons of mistakes all the time. I see no upside to this argument. To be honest, I think we should all think outside the box, shift our paradigms, and get our ducks in a row, rather than worrying about what words might irritate our fellow forumites. I’m sorry, but this is just a waste of time. I’d tell you how much of a waste of space this thread is, but no one has provided me with a shoe large enough to guesstimate the insane amount of obesity this tangent represents.
'Nuff said.[/quote]
owned!
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
“I’d hit it”
“Peace out”
“My bad”
“Word, yo”
“It’s da shit”
“It’s da bomb”
“I pop a cap in yo ass”
“Izzat” “wizzat” “shizzat” …et cetera ad nauseam.
If one happens to be Chris Rock, Snoop Dogg or Coolio, it is perhaps forgivable, but if one is a 16-year-old white kid from fucking Dubuque, Iowa, talking like a hip-hopper is fucking pathetic.
John Walker Lindh thought he was a hip-hopper, too. Look how he ended up.
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Newer one “That/them’s shit’s da’ titties”, synonymous with “That’s the shit”
All this conversating is making my head hurt.
Excercise.
Who woulda thunk?
I am getting tired of statements that begin with “At your age…”
I don’t like the word ‘utilize’. It means the exact same thing as ‘use’ and is therefore less efficient.