[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
[quote]SickAbs wrote:
[quote]DeterminedNate wrote:
I still haven’t figured out whether SickAbs is Black or Asian? The amount of pussy he gets suggests to me that he is black, but yet he looks Asian.
Some help here?
Edit: Happy Birthday you Shameless Perv! (Thats a compliment.)[/quote]
I am all races, and yet I am none…Ponder that.
Thanks for the bday wishes!![/quote]
Sounds similar to Tiger Woods…
[/quote]
Tiger Woods is my one and only idol.
I LOVE YOU SICK ABS.
I refuse to participate in this bullshit. SickAbs is a fucking degenerate pedophile, and he’s unwelcome competition in the burgeoning jailbait scene. Everytime I try and drag some 17 y/o home, she’s always busy with “some guy whose got sick abs”.
they go hardcore and there’s glitter on the floor
its your fucking theme song.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
[quote]SickAbs wrote:
[quote]DeterminedNate wrote:
I still haven’t figured out whether SickAbs is Black or Asian? The amount of pussy he gets suggests to me that he is black, but yet he looks Asian.
Some help here?
Edit: Happy Birthday you Shameless Perv! (Thats a compliment.)[/quote]
I am all races, and yet I am none…Ponder that.
Thanks for the bday wishes!![/quote]
Sounds similar to Tiger Woods…
[/quote]
Tiger Woods is my one and only idol.[/quote]
I know, 750 million to settle a divorce… he’s a winner.
[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
[quote]SickAbs wrote:
[quote]DeterminedNate wrote:
I still haven’t figured out whether SickAbs is Black or Asian? The amount of pussy he gets suggests to me that he is black, but yet he looks Asian.
Some help here?
Edit: Happy Birthday you Shameless Perv! (Thats a compliment.)[/quote]
I am all races, and yet I am none…Ponder that.
Thanks for the bday wishes!![/quote]
Sounds similar to Tiger Woods…
[/quote]
Tiger Woods is my one and only idol.[/quote]
I know, 750 million to settle a divorce… he’s a winner.[/quote]
I sense sarcasm…,
[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
[quote]SickAbs wrote:
[quote]DeterminedNate wrote:
I still haven’t figured out whether SickAbs is Black or Asian? The amount of pussy he gets suggests to me that he is black, but yet he looks Asian.
Some help here?
Edit: Happy Birthday you Shameless Perv! (Thats a compliment.)[/quote]
I am all races, and yet I am none…Ponder that.
Thanks for the bday wishes!![/quote]
Sounds similar to Tiger Woods…
[/quote]
Tiger Woods is my one and only idol.[/quote]
I know, 750 million to settle a divorce… he’s a winner.[/quote]
Tjat’s the thing. That number is only part of his fortune?
Tiger is the man!!!
happy birthday sick, don’t let the pedophilia jokes get you down! remember, heaters gonna heat.
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
happy birthday sick, don’t let the pedophilia jokes get you down! remember, heaters gonna heat.[/quote]
You sir, are a trend setter. Bravo.
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I refuse to participate in this bullshit. SickAbs is a fucking degenerate pedophile, and he’s unwelcome competition in the burgeoning jailbait scene. Everytime I try and drag some 17 y/o home, she’s always busy with “some guy whose got sick abs”.[/quote]
…i mean shes still passed out after im done, so…have yourself a good time!
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]SickAbs wrote:
[quote]DeterminedNate wrote:
I still haven’t figured out whether SickAbs is Black or Asian? The amount of pussy he gets suggests to me that he is black, but yet he looks Asian.
Some help here?
Edit: Happy Birthday you Shameless Perv! (Thats a compliment.)[/quote]
I am all races, and yet I am none…Ponder that.
Thanks for the bday wishes!![/quote]
When you get pulled over by the cops, you’re black.
When you’re patted down for weapons, you’re black.
When you’re being called out in a line up, you’re black.
You’re black.
Just saying.[/quote]
He’s a guido.
A Blaisian guido.[/quote]
They’ll shoot SA before they’ll The Situation. I promise you.
But this is his birthday, enjoy yourself Partyboy.[/quote]
Why am I getting shot again?
[quote]SickAbs wrote:
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
25 is a FUN FUCKING YEAR, BRO! Enjoy it.[/quote]
If I have half the fun you probably had on your 25th, i’ll be happy.[/quote]
yeah… <<>> For my 25th I was in San Francisco with my CRAZY bisexual girlfriend and a bunch of her friends. She WANTED to “give me” 25 different girls to fuck that night, but she didn’t make her quota (I think it was something like 15 or 17). So I “punished” her and made her make it up for me the following weekend (I needed a week to recover from my birthday party). I got my 25, but it was in two sessions.
May you have HALF of the fun I had! LOL
Shit, I get tired just thinking about that now… I’m gettin’ old.
[quote]red04 wrote:
Well school has been out since 2:30 so I dunno how you’ve found time to post since then, because you should already be buried in sweet sweet jailbait ass. Happy Bday you suave mother fucker.
Also AC was probably on lockdown for his 25th, and still found a way to get more pussy than all of us…[/quote]
LOL I got out when I was 22… And then made up for lost time!
[quote]SickAbs wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]SickAbs wrote:
[quote]DeterminedNate wrote:
I still haven’t figured out whether SickAbs is Black or Asian? The amount of pussy he gets suggests to me that he is black, but yet he looks Asian.
Some help here?
Edit: Happy Birthday you Shameless Perv! (Thats a compliment.)[/quote]
I am all races, and yet I am none…Ponder that.
Thanks for the bday wishes!![/quote]
When you get pulled over by the cops, you’re black.
When you’re patted down for weapons, you’re black.
When you’re being called out in a line up, you’re black.
You’re black.
Just saying.[/quote]
He’s a guido.
A Blaisian guido.[/quote]
They’ll shoot SA before they’ll The Situation. I promise you.
But this is his birthday, enjoy yourself Partyboy.[/quote]
Why am I getting shot again?[/quote]
That’s the question that is never asked or answered.
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
[quote]SickAbs wrote:
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
25 is a FUN FUCKING YEAR, BRO! Enjoy it.[/quote]
If I have half the fun you probably had on your 25th, i’ll be happy.[/quote]
yeah… <<>> For my 25th I was in San Francisco with my CRAZY bisexual girlfriend and a bunch of her friends. She WANTED to “give me” 25 different girls to fuck that night, but she didn’t make her quota (I think it was something like 15 or 17). So I “punished” her and made her make it up for me the following weekend (I needed a week to recover from my birthday party). I got my 25, but it was in two sessions.
May you have HALF of the fun I had! LOL
Shit, I get tired just thinking about that now… I’m gettin’ old.
[/quote]
If anyone else said this, I’d call bs haha
AHA! This is the one I was trying to find earlier.
Care to go on vacation SickAbs?
LOL @ this thread… happy birthday fruitloop
Yo SickAbs! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
MAY YOU FALL INTO SCORES AND SCORES OF JB PUNTANG!!
Man, yall shouldve seen Sick Abs and myself at the arcade last night.
There was wall to wall pizza and pussy. SA’s dumbass didnt use protection and got chicken pox.
1985 FTW!!!