[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]SkyNett wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Happy Birthday, SickAbs.[/quote]
Man, how did Pedo-Bear even fit himself in there? [/quote]
KY Jelly and a shoehorn.[/quote]
Nope, the innocence of a child makes great lube.
damn I feel good for typing that…aroused, actually.[/quote]
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Happy birthday, you dirty old man in training.[/quote]
[quote]SickAbs wrote:
OMG, this thread is the best! I checked my facebook and had about 200 happy birthday notifications, but this thread is waaaay better than that! Loving the pics.
…and I only go to chuck E cheese for the…um, pizza…
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Bros only use facebook for slaying strange.
You gotta keep that avatar. I know you change that shit more than a dyke clips her fingernails, but I think this little white trash girl is a winner.
[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:
[quote]SickAbs wrote:
OMG, this thread is the best! I checked my facebook and had about 200 happy birthday notifications, but this thread is waaaay better than that! Loving the pics.
…and I only go to chuck E cheese for the…um, pizza…
[/quote]
Bros only use facebook for slaying strange.
You gotta keep that avatar. I know you change that shit more than a dyke clips her fingernails, but I think this little white trash girl is a winner. [/quote]
I believe white trash ftw too. Yo advanced, I’ll be partying with some biddies (hot white girls of course haha) at harrahs pool AC monday labor day. If youre around i’ll buy you a drink!
Happy bday man, although you pick up young pre-pubecent teens, you still make me laugh. Its like a rapist cracking a really good joke, you laugh histerically and then get this really weird, tingly feeling down your spine. Same thing happens to the little girls when you pick them up with ‘how did the chicken cross the road’ jokes, off them candy and then spoof all over their backs.
SickAbs is giving away free white bitches!!!
[quote]Caitlyn Johanna wrote:
Happy bday man, although you pick up young pre-pubecent teens, you still make me laugh. Its like a rapist cracking a really good joke, you laugh histerically and then get this really weird, tingly feeling down your spine. Same thing happens to the little girls when you pick them up with ‘how did the chicken cross the road’ jokes, off them candy and then spoof all over their backs. [/quote]
I taught him those chicken jokes.
[quote]Caitlyn Johanna wrote:
Happy bday man, although you pick up young pre-pubecent teens, you still make me laugh. Its like a rapist cracking a really good joke, you laugh histerically and then get this really weird, tingly feeling down your spine. Same thing happens to the little girls when you pick them up with ‘how did the chicken cross the road’ jokes, off them candy and then spoof all over their backs. [/quote]
Youre gettin me hot over here cait…I bet youre a cutie yourself 
(cant see ppls avi’s right now)
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
SickAbs is giving away free white bitches!!![/quote]
HAHAHAHA
I hope the junior high schools are on alert.
[quote]SickAbs wrote:
[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:
[quote]SickAbs wrote:
OMG, this thread is the best! I checked my facebook and had about 200 happy birthday notifications, but this thread is waaaay better than that! Loving the pics.
…and I only go to chuck E cheese for the…um, pizza…
[/quote]
Bros only use facebook for slaying strange.
You gotta keep that avatar. I know you change that shit more than a dyke clips her fingernails, but I think this little white trash girl is a winner. [/quote]
I believe white trash ftw too. Yo advanced, I’ll be partying with some biddies (hot white girls of course haha) at harrahs pool AC monday labor day. If youre around i’ll buy you a drink![/quote]
Might.Just.Hafta.Go
I’ll be there this weekend, viking chugging and getting spit-lube handies at bare exposure.
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
I hope the junior high schools are on alert. [/quote]
They already have his picture up at all the schools in Cali. Seriously Happy Birthday kid, and dont ask for pictures.
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
I hope the junior high schools are on alert. [/quote]
They already have his picture up at all the schools in Cali. Seriously Happy Birthday kid, and dont ask for pictures. [/quote]
Ive already dealt with the fact that youre a good dad, so no pics of your young…probably hot daughters…wait, what were we talking about again? Oh yea, thanks for the bday wishes, no more daughter jokes.
Happy Birthday SickAbs!!
You know, if you close your eyes and PIImyP its kinda like you were getting down with a teenage Mascherano…just throwing that out there.
[quote]Mascherano wrote:
Happy Birthday SickAbs!!
You know, if you close your eyes and PIImyP its kinda like you were getting down with a teenage Mascherano…just throwing that out there.[/quote]
Just want to confirm my fap I now have reserved for 9:30pm.
MORE WHITE BITCHES!!!
[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:
I’ll be there this weekend, viking chugging and getting spit-lube handies at bare exposure.
[/quote]
Ah - sometimes I really miss being single…
[quote]Mascherano wrote:
Happy Birthday SickAbs!!
You know, if you close your eyes and PIImyP its kinda like you were getting down with a teenage Mascherano…just throwing that out there.[/quote]
I hate whoever is railing you these days…hate.
[quote]SkyNett wrote:
[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:
I’ll be there this weekend, viking chugging and getting spit-lube handies at bare exposure.
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Ah - sometimes I really miss being single… [/quote]
Def not single.
About to be, but not yet.
Dudes!! The Pool at Harrahs had the best ratio of hot women I have ever seen in my entire life. Have a blast there SA