Gwyneth Paltrow 'Most Beautiful Woman'

[quote]carbiduis wrote:
I want every MALE to do me a favor…

Everytime you find yourself talking about channing tatum (hopefully this isn’t often), please refer to him as Chafing Scrotum

CHANNING TATUM = CHAFING SCROTUM

…ok, carry on. [/quote]

Why? Was his scrotum leaving chafe marks on your chin?

[quote]carbiduis wrote:
I want every MALE to do me a favor…

Everytime you find yourself talking about channing tatum (hopefully this isn’t often), please refer to him as Chafing Scrotum

CHANNING TATUM = CHAFING SCROTUM

…ok, carry on. [/quote]

I can measure the amount that Channing Tatum comes up in a conversation…

Well, I cant, but I am glad that the Arabs brought 0 to Europe.

Also, if one of my friends ever starts a sentence with “OMG, Channing Tatum…” I will committ a murder/suicide.

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]carbiduis wrote:
I want every MALE to do me a favor…

Everytime you find yourself talking about channing tatum (hopefully this isn’t often), please refer to him as Chafing Scrotum

CHANNING TATUM = CHAFING SCROTUM

…ok, carry on. [/quote]

Why? Was his scrotum leaving chafe marks on your chin?[/quote]

Dammit someone beat me to it.

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]carbiduis wrote:
I want every MALE to do me a favor…

Everytime you find yourself talking about channing tatum (hopefully this isn’t often), please refer to him as Chafing Scrotum

CHANNING TATUM = CHAFING SCROTUM

…ok, carry on. [/quote]

I can measure the amount that Channing Tatum comes up in a conversation…

Well, I cant, but I am glad that the Arabs brought 0 to Europe.

Also, if one of my friends ever starts a sentence with “OMG, Channing Tatum…” I will committ a murder/suicide.

[/quote]

If his name were to come up, I’m sure it would be in a conversation with a female so why would you bring up chafing scrotum’s?

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]carbiduis wrote:
I want every MALE to do me a favor…

Everytime you find yourself talking about channing tatum (hopefully this isn’t often), please refer to him as Chafing Scrotum

CHANNING TATUM = CHAFING SCROTUM

…ok, carry on. [/quote]

I can measure the amount that Channing Tatum comes up in a conversation…

Well, I cant, but I am glad that the Arabs brought 0 to Europe.

Also, if one of my friends ever starts a sentence with “OMG, Channing Tatum…” I will committ a murder/suicide.

[/quote]

If his name were to come up, I’m sure it would be in a conversation with a female so why would you bring up chafing scrotum’s?
[/quote]

Well, after learning from TheRuffian, I try to bed females without talking to them.

[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
Sofia Vergara
Scarlett Johansson
Mila Kunis
Morena Baccarin
Jessica Biel[/quote]

Google “Mila Kunis without makeup.”[/quote]

Arya Stark is that you?

[quote]Waittz wrote:

[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
Sofia Vergara
Scarlett Johansson
Mila Kunis
Morena Baccarin
Jessica Biel[/quote]

Google “Mila Kunis without makeup.”[/quote]

Arya Stark is that you? [/quote]

I thought the exact same thing but didn’t bother to say it!! Nice

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:

[quote]Waittz wrote:

[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
Sofia Vergara
Scarlett Johansson
Mila Kunis
Morena Baccarin
Jessica Biel[/quote]

Google “Mila Kunis without makeup.”[/quote]

Arya Stark is that you? [/quote]

I thought the exact same thing but didn’t bother to say it!! Nice[/quote]

We must be eskimo brothers or something.

[quote]carbiduis wrote:
I want every MALE to do me a favor…

Everytime you find yourself talking about channing tatum (hopefully this isn’t often), please refer to him as Chafing Scrotum

CHANNING TATUM = CHAFING SCROTUM

…ok, carry on. [/quote]

Why do people hate on Channing Tatum so much? I never understood that.

[quote]ukrainian wrote:

[quote]carbiduis wrote:
I want every MALE to do me a favor…

Everytime you find yourself talking about channing tatum (hopefully this isn’t often), please refer to him as Chafing Scrotum

CHANNING TATUM = CHAFING SCROTUM

…ok, carry on. [/quote]

Why do people hate on Channing Tatum so much? I never understood that.[/quote]

Probably has something to do with his soap opera character name.

[quote]Cortes wrote:

[quote]ukrainian wrote:

[quote]carbiduis wrote:
I want every MALE to do me a favor…

Everytime you find yourself talking about channing tatum (hopefully this isn’t often), please refer to him as Chafing Scrotum

CHANNING TATUM = CHAFING SCROTUM

…ok, carry on. [/quote]

Why do people hate on Channing Tatum so much? I never understood that.[/quote]

Probably has something to do with his soap opera character name. [/quote]

That, and also he looks like a frat boy kind of jerk. Like Paul Walker…so I guess it’s their voices too.

I mean there are actors that when your woman likes them you are OK with that, and even proud of them. I mean your woman likes Sean Connery, Steve McQueen, and more recent ones too…I guess I like my womn to like man’s men.

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]Cortes wrote:

[quote]ukrainian wrote:

[quote]carbiduis wrote:
I want every MALE to do me a favor…

Everytime you find yourself talking about channing tatum (hopefully this isn’t often), please refer to him as Chafing Scrotum

CHANNING TATUM = CHAFING SCROTUM

…ok, carry on. [/quote]

Why do people hate on Channing Tatum so much? I never understood that.[/quote]

Probably has something to do with his soap opera character name. [/quote]

That, and also he looks like a frat boy kind of jerk. Like Paul Walker…so I guess it’s their voices too.

I mean there are actors that when your woman likes them you are OK with that, and even proud of them. I mean your woman likes Sean Connery, Steve McQueen, and more recent ones too…I guess I like my womn to like man’s men.[/quote]

Bingo.

My chick loves Channing Tatum and Ryan Gosling. I dont get it. They reek of tool to me. It creates quite a bit of resentment.

If she had a die-hard crush on Daniel Craig though…Shit if he asked me to bang her i’d tell him “any time Dan!”

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]Cortes wrote:

[quote]ukrainian wrote:

[quote]carbiduis wrote:
I want every MALE to do me a favor…

Everytime you find yourself talking about channing tatum (hopefully this isn’t often), please refer to him as Chafing Scrotum

CHANNING TATUM = CHAFING SCROTUM

…ok, carry on. [/quote]

Why do people hate on Channing Tatum so much? I never understood that.[/quote]

Probably has something to do with his soap opera character name. [/quote]

That, and also he looks like a frat boy kind of jerk. Like Paul Walker…so I guess it’s their voices too.

I mean there are actors that when your woman likes them you are OK with that, and even proud of them. I mean your woman likes Sean Connery, Steve McQueen, and more recent ones too…I guess I like my womn to like man’s men.[/quote]

I have to give Tatum credit for starring in 21 Jump Street and actually being funny.

Also, Paul Walker is a legitimate pro race car driver, so I have to respect him for that. Plus, a few of my friends met Paul Walker and told me that he is pretty cool to talk to.

[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]Cortes wrote:

[quote]ukrainian wrote:

[quote]carbiduis wrote:
I want every MALE to do me a favor…

Everytime you find yourself talking about channing tatum (hopefully this isn’t often), please refer to him as Chafing Scrotum

CHANNING TATUM = CHAFING SCROTUM

…ok, carry on. [/quote]

Why do people hate on Channing Tatum so much? I never understood that.[/quote]

Probably has something to do with his soap opera character name. [/quote]

That, and also he looks like a frat boy kind of jerk. Like Paul Walker…so I guess it’s their voices too.

I mean there are actors that when your woman likes them you are OK with that, and even proud of them. I mean your woman likes Sean Connery, Steve McQueen, and more recent ones too…I guess I like my womn to like man’s men.[/quote]

Bingo.

My chick loves Channing Tatum and Ryan Gosling. I dont get it. They reek of tool to me. It creates quite a bit of resentment.

If she had a die-hard crush on Daniel Craig though…Shit if he asked me to bang her i’d tell him “any time Dan!”[/quote]

Yeah, Daniel Craig’s a good example too. I had a coworker say he was ugly, I asked who was more handsome, me or him…she shut up pretty quick. Hey…I’d rather be right than handsome.

My lady likes Mel Gibson still but I didn’t mention that one. I still lke him too, but not because he went nuts.

[quote]Nards wrote:

Yeah, Daniel Craig’s a good example too. I had a coworker say he was ugly, I asked who was more handsome, me or him…she shut up pretty quick. Hey…I’d rather be right than handsome.
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My wife has a thing for Joe Manganiello. Not really sure what that deal is. She likes Tatum and Garrett Hedlund too so her tastes are kind of all over the place. She thinks I look alright so we are all good.

The wife loves Vin Diesel and the Rock…

She likes size. Thank God, cause I will never be a “shredded” type of guy.

Google Mila Kunis without makeup they said. I did and wish I hadn’t. Still bang though.

Growing up a hundred years ago Grace Kelly was the shit. Google that young un’s.

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
The wife loves Vin Diesel and the Rock…

She likes size. Thank God, cause I will never be a “shredded” type of guy.[/quote]

My wife loooooooooves the Rock. I said hey I got tattoos too! Not the same apparently :frowning: