Guess What I Had For Breakfast

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[quote]carbiduis wrote:

[quote]tommytoughnuts wrote:
Is NOBODY going to comment on my comment about Hurg?

That was funny!

…right?[/quote]
You mean the toilet store comment? I’ve been laughing the whole time since (in my sleep too) so I wasn’t able to type accurately enough until now.

Kinda reminds me of Georges ‘jerk store’ comment on Seinfeld…(any Seinfeld fans know what I’m talking about)

George: “yeah well the jerk store called, they said they’re running out of YOU!”
Kreuger(georges boss): “whats the difference, you’re their all-time best seller, AHAAAA” [/quote]

lol the comment is from anchorman you fuckin retard

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[quote]brutalmouse wrote:
Hahahahahahahaha Rasturai. you ever get laid while holding a samurai sword?[/quote]

No. Is it a worthwhile experience? I’m assuming doing it with a hooker would be best…just as I’m about to climax, I can cut her head off so the blood squirts out of her, just as I have fluid squirting out of me. It would be beautiful.

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HOPPED ON STUPIDO!

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[quote]rasturai wrote:

[quote]brutalmouse wrote:
Hahahahahahahaha Rasturai. you ever get laid while holding a samurai sword?[/quote]

No. Is it a worthwhile experience? I’m assuming doing it with a hooker would be best…just as I’m about to climax, I can cut her head off so the blood squirts out of her, just as I have fluid squirting out of me. It would be beautiful.
[/quote]

dude…wtf

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[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:

[quote]rasturai wrote:

[quote]brutalmouse wrote:
Hahahahahahahaha Rasturai. you ever get laid while holding a samurai sword?[/quote]

No. Is it a worthwhile experience? I’m assuming doing it with a hooker would be best…just as I’m about to climax, I can cut her head off so the blood squirts out of her, just as I have fluid squirting out of me. It would be beautiful.
[/quote]

dude…wtf[/quote]

Rock?

Is that you?

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I strongly suspect hurg and brutalmouse have Downs.

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[quote]Vicomte wrote:

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:

[quote]rasturai wrote:

[quote]brutalmouse wrote:
Hahahahahahahaha Rasturai. you ever get laid while holding a samurai sword?[/quote]

No. Is it a worthwhile experience? I’m assuming doing it with a hooker would be best…just as I’m about to climax, I can cut her head off so the blood squirts out of her, just as I have fluid squirting out of me. It would be beautiful.
[/quote]

dude…wtf[/quote]

Rock?

Is that you?[/quote]

hahah

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[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:

[quote]rasturai wrote:

[quote]brutalmouse wrote:
Hahahahahahahaha Rasturai. you ever get laid while holding a samurai sword?[/quote]

No. Is it a worthwhile experience? I’m assuming doing it with a hooker would be best…just as I’m about to climax, I can cut her head off so the blood squirts out of her, just as I have fluid squirting out of me. It would be beautiful.
[/quote]

dude…wtf[/quote]

I know…I thought it’d be too much…just exactly what this thread needed :wink:

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[quote]rasturai wrote:

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:

[quote]rasturai wrote:

[quote]brutalmouse wrote:
Hahahahahahahaha Rasturai. you ever get laid while holding a samurai sword?[/quote]

No. Is it a worthwhile experience? I’m assuming doing it with a hooker would be best…just as I’m about to climax, I can cut her head off so the blood squirts out of her, just as I have fluid squirting out of me. It would be beautiful.
[/quote]

dude…wtf[/quote]

I know…I thought it’d be too much…just exactly what this thread needed ;)[/quote]

u have no idea what this thread needs you sick sonuva bitch

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[quote]hurg53 wrote:

[quote]rasturai wrote:

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:

[quote]rasturai wrote:

[quote]brutalmouse wrote:
Hahahahahahahaha Rasturai. you ever get laid while holding a samurai sword?[/quote]

No. Is it a worthwhile experience? I’m assuming doing it with a hooker would be best…just as I’m about to climax, I can cut her head off so the blood squirts out of her, just as I have fluid squirting out of me. It would be beautiful.
[/quote]

dude…wtf[/quote]

I know…I thought it’d be too much…just exactly what this thread needed ;)[/quote]

u have no idea what this thread needs you sick sonuva bitch
[/quote]

This thread needs Jaguar vs. Anaconda

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And some Jared Allen

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And a puppy.

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[quote]imhungry wrote:
And a puppy.[/quote]

Look at his GREAT STARING EYES.

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[quote]Vicomte wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:
And a puppy.[/quote]

Look at his GREAT STARING EYES.[/quote]

I melted, then wept.

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how do you post pics…

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DONT TELL HIM !!! ^^^^^^

seriously, do you want hurg to have the ability to post pics? We’re already stuck with mousepenis or whatever the fuck his name is being able to post words, and thats bad enough

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And some panda bear cubs. I dare you to look at this photo and not want to squeeze the stuffing outta that little baby panda.

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[quote]tommytoughnuts wrote:
I dare you to look at this photo and not want to squeeze the stuffing outta that little baby panda. [/quote]

Panda pudding!!

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[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]tommytoughnuts wrote:
I dare you to look at this photo and not want to squeeze the stuffing outta that little baby panda. [/quote]

Panda pudding!![/quote]

I would eat the mess out of some panda pudding.

Bulking + panda bears = win

EDIT: I just had a very enlightening moment. Maybe OP had a bowl of panda pudding for breakfast? I wouldn’t put it past him.

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[quote]tommytoughnuts wrote:

And some Jared Allen[/quote]

lol this is fucking hilarious