Girl Won't Leave Apartment

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[quote]paulieserafini wrote:

[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:
You could also hit on her. Nothing physical where you can get into legal problems, but make her uncomfortable.

Just walk up and tell her “we need to get togther while my roommate’s out.” Be serious and meet her eyes.

Be confident.

If she says “fuck you,” or “no way” just say “ok” and walk off.

She’ll most likely call you an asshole and leave, or you will fuck. I give it 25% chance you’ll fuck.

I’m actually dead serious about this. I used this approach on a roomate’s girl I couldn’t stand.*

  • She called me an asshole and left.

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She has drunk booty called me before. She is fat. We keep her around because she has sorority sisters.[/quote]

You left out that very important detail. Trail of food out the door, Duh.

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[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]paulieserafini wrote:

[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:
You could also hit on her. Nothing physical where you can get into legal problems, but make her uncomfortable.

Just walk up and tell her “we need to get togther while my roommate’s out.” Be serious and meet her eyes.

Be confident.

If she says “fuck you,” or “no way” just say “ok” and walk off.

She’ll most likely call you an asshole and leave, or you will fuck. I give it 25% chance you’ll fuck.

I’m actually dead serious about this. I used this approach on a roomate’s girl I couldn’t stand.*

  • She called me an asshole and left.

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She has drunk booty called me before. She is fat. We keep her around because she has sorority sisters.[/quote]

You left out that very important detail. Trail of food out the door, Duh.
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“Ooh, a piece of candy!”

Given the sorority hook up, I advise that you lay some ground rules and keep her around.

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Wait Minute…have you hit that? That “we keep her around” sounds like you may have. If so she may feel like she has rights to your room if not then check that chick.

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Yeah it’s your own fault sounds like.

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Tell her about your itch that doctors have not yet identified.

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Ask her if anyone’s ever asked her to squeal like a pig during sex?

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[quote]SteelyD wrote:
SIIHP[/quote]

Shove Icecubes In Her Pooper?

She might get the wrong idea and start ashing on his desk more often.

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supersoaker with just water is actually not that bad of an idea,

or pour a pint of guiness and milk/honey etc over her -her hair will be fucked and she will have to leave to wash it out

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Tell that bitch you have herpes, BITCHES AINT SHIT BUT HOES AND TRICKS

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[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
SIIHP[/quote]

works every time[/quote]

C’mon man, everyone knows its PIITB.

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Set fire to the place.

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seriously, pee? All you need to do is play videogames and tell her to stay in the kitchen

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Instead of your roommate spearing her with his dick. Y’all should use this and sell her to Japanese. I’ve heard they like whale.

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Pics?

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[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:

[quote]paulieserafini wrote:
I’m just preparing for the next time my roommate invites her over or she decides to stop by and hang out. Last weekend I was out of town. After my roommate fell asleep she smoked cigarettes in my apartment and my room… and ashed all over my desk in my room and the living room.

In my world this is enough to call you a disrespectful cunt and piss on you… sigh, but this is assult?[/quote]

Grab her purse/phone/etc and chunk it out the window. She will chase it.

I used this approach in the Army one time. Regret not repeating it later in life.[/quote]
Just pee in her purse

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[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:

[quote]paulieserafini wrote:
I’m just preparing for the next time my roommate invites her over or she decides to stop by and hang out. Last weekend I was out of town. After my roommate fell asleep she smoked cigarettes in my apartment and my room… and ashed all over my desk in my room and the living room.

In my world this is enough to call you a disrespectful cunt and piss on you… sigh, but this is assult?[/quote]

Grab her purse/phone/etc and chunk it out the window. She will chase it.

I used this approach in the Army one time. Regret not repeating it later in life.[/quote]
Just pee in her purse[/quote]

You dont know what female desire looks like until you have seen her run after her I-Phone.

And it will be an I-Phone.

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I can’t get women to enter my apartment…

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[quote]chobbs wrote:
Tell that bitch you have herpes, BITCHES AINT SHIT BUT HOES AND TRICKS[/quote]