Girl Advice?

It’s a weird and random gift. It’s very specific, and doesn’t say good things about the giver. If you knew her to be an anime fan, that would be different.

It’s also creepy to get a gift from someone you haven’t talked to in years and with whom you’ve had no previous romantic relationship. If you’re looking to hook up with the chick, just give her a call. Don’t show up at her door with tentacle rape hentai.

This is definitely a joke. Not quite sure what the point is though.

[quote]grew7 wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
I remember your last girl advice thread where you dressed up like a japanese school girl and broke through the shower door after hiding under the hot chick’s bed and choked her with your big meaty hands. You should try that again. But use like, a more subtle approach this time? Maybe you could put a paper bag over your head and run into the bathroom, headfirst, screaming “IT GONNA RAIN!”.

That wasn’t a thread for girl advice. That was a hilarious Bel Air story I found and wanted to share. :open_mouth:

Imen de Naars wrote:
Why do you want to buy her that? Is there at least some resemblance of possibility of a relationship between you two?

Well, we talked sometimes in the school halls a few years ago. I suppose we never became real friends. I never saw her outside school, and haven’t seen nor talked to her in a year because she’s in college now. See, she’s a couple years old than me.

I overheard her younger sister (freshman) talking about how her older sister is having a birthday party at their house in a couple of weeks, so I’ve been thinking of mailing it to her.

It’s been a while, so she might have a boyfriend by now. If not, I think a little card from “anonymous” asking her to meet somewhere in my neighborhood on the night after her birthday could have a chance at winning her over.

Maybe instead of mailing, I could knock on the door during her “party”? It’s not a real party, just some weird family tradition they have where the birthday person spends time with close family for the day. [/quote]

I think a little card from “anonymous” asking her to meet somewhere in your neighborhood on the night after her birthday could have a chance of making you look like a stalker.