Getting Married

The marital bed will collapse from the combined weight of the couple.

[quote]jasmincar wrote:
The marital bed will collapse from the combined weight of the couple.[/quote]

If he lays it down righteously, it will.

[quote]jasmincar wrote:
The marital bed will collapse from the combined weight of the couple.[/quote]

I have a king size bad with a frame handcrafted from thick oak and a headboard from rich mahogany. If that bitch collapses, hell has frozen over.

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]jasmincar wrote:
The marital bed will collapse from the combined weight of the couple.[/quote]

If he lays it down righteously, it will. [/quote]

I lay it down righteously on the daily.