[quote]CappedAndPlanIt wrote:
[quote]forlife wrote:
[quote]CappedAndPlanIt wrote:
[quote]Tiribulus wrote:
[quote]CappedAndPlanIt wrote:<<< I remember I once pointed out that the bible is based on nonsense mythology. Tirib posted a wall of text from the bible (I assume), a part of which mentioned a man being pulled up into heaven.
“No, we dont believe in nonsense mythology! Here, read this thing about sky wizard plucking a dude off the earth and bringing him up to heaven, which we now believe is not a physical place at all…!”[/quote]Do you think you could find that because the only man aside from Jesus to be taken bodily into heaven was Enoch and it is not possible to post a wall of text about him. Come on man. I’ve handed you plenty of ammo. No need to make stuff up.
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I didn’t say the wall of text was about him, I said it was a wall of text, a part of which mentioned him.
And, yeah, I think it was Enoch. But there you go again saying that a man was physcially lifted off the earth and taken to heaven, which you will also claim is not a physical place at all.[/quote]
The bible also has a good story about Elijah being taken to heaven in a chariot of fire (2 Kings 2).[/quote]
And people believe this shit.
I don’t get how people can really say “Oh, those ancient stories about Zues and centaurs and all that? Total mythological nonsense. Now Yahweh, and cherubim, and all that – thats totally real!”[/quote]
Here’s one of my favorites:
Balaam whipped his stubborn donkey, only to be shocked when the donkey was magically given the gift of speech and complained about animal abuse (Numbers 22):
[quote]26 Then the angel of the LORD moved on ahead and stood in a narrow place where there was no room to turn, either to the right or to the left.
27 When the donkey saw the angel of the LORD, it lay down under Balaam, and he was angry and beat it with his staff.
28 Then the LORD opened the donkey’s mouth, and it said to Balaam, “What have I done to you to make you beat me these three times”?
29 Balaam answered the donkey, “You have made a fool of me! If only I had a sword in my hand, I would kill you right now.”
30 The donkey said to Balaam, “Am I not your own donkey, which you have always ridden, to this day? Have I been in the habit of doing this to you?”
“No,” he said.[/quote]
I also like the story of God sending 2 bears to devour a group of children that made fun of Elisha’s bald head, Noah putting 2 (or in some cases 7) of every animal on the ark to save them from the global flood, and the servants of Pharaoh turning a staff into a snake, only to have their snake eaten by Moses’ staff which God turned into a bigger snake.
Millions of adults still believe these stories actually happened.