-Start thier most racist statements with “I’m not racist but,” and then further support this point by citing thier minority friend as evidence.
-Freely and frequently imply that black men spend thier time doing drugs, fathering bastard children and living on welfare and that black women reproduce recklessly, also have no jobs all while living off your tax money.
-Fail to recognize that the majority of Americans on welfare are white.
-They somehow do not seem to enjoy an occasional 40oz of malt liquor, or fried chicken, what gives? has no one told them about hot sauce? 
[quote]jo3 wrote:
Look around before saying anything about black people. It doesn’t even need to be anything bad.
Also: get divorced.[/quote]
only because they actually get married in the first place
Say that they do not see in color. That makes no logical sense at all.
[quote]MiJuggernaut wrote:
-They somehow do not seem to enjoy an occasional 40oz of malt liquor, or fried chicken, what gives? has no one told them about hot sauce? :)[/quote]
Massive heartburn gives, or is given in this case.
Eat mayonaise.
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Destroy another race’s culture
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Force a race into the White culture and kill those who disagree
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Steal genres from other Races, make it their own, and fuck it up.(Rock N Roll, Rap/Hip Hop, Break Dancing)
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Tan themselves to be as dark as possible, but not actually be a person of color
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Watch Seinfield
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Survive horror movies
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Destroy another race’s culture
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Force a race into the White culture and kill those who disagree
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Steal genres from other Races, make it their own, and fuck it up.(Rock N Roll, Rap/Hip Hop, Break Dancing)
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Tan themselves to be as dark as possible, but not actually be a person of color
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Watch Seinfield
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Survive horror movies
- The ones who try to copy how Latinos and black people dress and fail miserably in the process
- Uncomfortably roll up there windows when any minority pulls up in a car next to them
- The homeless white dudes who collect cans and make their own slippers and caps out of masking tape (true story no duck tales)
- Complain about minorities causing all the drug problems when white people lead in producing and distributing one of the worse drugs on the face of the planet.(methamphetamine’s)
[quote]Carlitosway wrote:
- The ones who try to copy how Latinos and black people dress and fail miserably in the process[/quote]
This also applies to Asians and Indians.
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Post on train wreck forums and pretend to sympathize with minorities because we don’t enjoy having the fact that we’re born with a leg up in life thrown in our faces.
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Silently reap the benefits and secretly love it.
Stop trying to hide it. It’s pathetic.
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
go fishing
drink guiness
and
buy labradors
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guinness FTW
[quote]spyoptic wrote:
call every black dude “brother”… [/quote]
So true, and I hate that…also when they greet they say “what’s happenin”
Live Action Role Playing
[quote]Rumble Fish wrote:
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Post on train wreck forums and pretend to sympathize with minorities because we don’t enjoy having the fact that we’re born with a leg up in life thrown in our faces.
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Silently reap the benefits and secretly love it.
Stop trying to hide it. It’s pathetic.[/quote]
Wow, I feel bad for you or anyone that feels that way.
We shoot guns by aiming, not turning them sideways and pushing the bullets out. We like Netflix and Direct TV.
[quote]Rumble Fish wrote:
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Post on train wreck forums and pretend to sympathize with minorities because we don’t enjoy having the fact that we’re born with a leg up in life thrown in our faces.
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Silently reap the benefits and secretly love it.
Stop trying to hide it. It’s pathetic.[/quote]
Whatever, I openly love it.
[quote]Fling wrote:
We make good scapegoats for the failures of minorities.
I for one am always excited to hear that I am keeping some down! I should get a t-shirt that says “Who’s keeping you down? This guy!”[/quote]
Funniest shit ever!
Robert ‘Granddad’ Freeman: There’s a new white man out here! He’s refined. For example, did you know that the new white man loves gourmet cheese?
Huey Freeman: Wait, I’m sorry. Did you say “cheese”?
Robert ‘Granddad’ Freeman: Yup, cheese. You give the meanest white man a piece of cheese and he turn into Mr. Rogers.
Huey Freeman: Granddad, that doesn’t make sense.
Robert ‘Granddad’ Freeman: Don’t you talk back to me, boy!
Huey Freeman: Granddad, you can’t tame the white supremacist power structure with cheese!
Robert ‘Granddad’ Freeman: Oh, yes I can!
Huey Freeman: No, you can’t!
Robert ‘Granddad’ Freeman: Yes, I can!
Huey Freeman: No, you can not!
we like cheese.
Myspace/facebook fighting.
