spbm, I no good Canadian will ever forget Dick Assman and thanks to Letterman, neither will any American. I believe they still hold a parade in his honour every year.
IOC leader Dick Pound
NASCAR driver Dick Trickle
Comedy Central’s Daily Show showed an actual newspaper article where the reporter used a quote from a “Heywood Jablomi.”
Richard Buttram, saw it on a race car at a car show.
My dad went to high school with a guy named Dick Hertz.
Some of the Asian names are funny. The kids at my school, when they come over to North America, they choose English first names. One kid is named Felix Fok, another kid is named Dicky Ho. Also, if you look at a lot of Thai last names you’ll find that the words “porn” and “thong” show up numerous times in their last names, also, Thai people have the longest fuckin last names I’ve ever seen in my life.
One of the teachers @ school is named Dave Legge…if only his parents would’ve called him Harry, we woulda had a fuckin hay day.
I remember an old ad in a Track and Field News when I was in high school:
“More records are being broken using a Dick Held javelin…”
I’m sure there was some guy who had the javelin record at some time whose name was Dick Held, but where were the proofreaders?
I know a guy whose last name is “Assink.”
(I bet it erases like crap!)
I heard of a man who named his two daughters Syphilis and Gonorrhea. And I saw an imported Martial arts film with one of the actors named Fuk Yu.
What about Frank Zappa naming his kids Dweezil and Moonunit? Is this true or was my dad fucking with me?
As emarrassing as it is to admit, the newspaper in Charleston, SC (my hometown) printed an article about a protestor at the Masters named “Haywood Jablome”. It was featured on Jimmy Kimmel Live that night.
I hate this town.
One of my Good friends is Les Johnson; he named his son Max Johnson. I used to always kid him that he was going to name his daughter Anita Johnson. (I-Need-A)
When I was in the military I ran into these guys, Capt Marvel and Maj Sergeant
SCRUBMD2B:
That’s true!
A guy I used to go to school with went by the name “Mike Hockin”, which obviously lead to numerous “my cock in […]” jokes.
Jack Golf. Was a coach at my friends school.
Any of you ever had a Hard Dickens Cider? It is so choice.
I once heard an ad (skit) for a car dealership called Pinkly Ford. Their most popular model was the Pinkly Taurus.
This one guy was getting interviewed on the news for street racing and his name is Mike Dicklich. I still have it downloaded on my computer.
I knew a guy named Lee Brock when I was in highschool. Whenever we had a new school the teachers always called names last, then first. So every year I’d hear “Brock, Lee?” (Broccoli) and then the teach would look around to see if she had a prank pulled on her. Ok, it’s not as funny as Mike Hunt, but at least it’s a true story. 
Oh, and my husbad went to school with a guy named Peter Bush.
there are some Israely guys with funny names (sound funny in “engleze” anyway
when I was working in boston there ws a guy named “doodoo” who worked with me. each time he intrudeced himself to a customer it was kind of funny.
there’s an Israely TV guy called Gay Pinness
there is
When I was in the reserves we had a Captain with the last name of Dick. He wasn’t looking forward to being promoted to Major.
Way back when I watched bodybuilding on ESPN (like in the '80’s) there was a Swedish bodybuilder with the first name of Anus. Not kidding. But it was pronounced Ah-noos.
A performer whose name is Jack Kerr. No shit.