And who could forget Meaty Ass
And MuscleTeen
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
I might be a little biased, but nothing compares to eliteballa’s body fat thread.
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Some of your finest work
There was a rate my physique where I guy posted some naked pics of himself w/ his hand covering his dick. Some other guy starts making small dick jokes, like you only need 1 hand lol I need a baseball mitt or something like that, then the op goes into the guys profile and pulls out a naked pic of him covering his crotch w/ one hand, and was like sure you do.
For a thread starring two naked males, it was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.
this shit is f-in hilarious
45 mins of hell workout:
1 minute: Bosu Ball Crunches
1 minute: Bosu Ball Squats
1 minute Hawt abs flex in mirror
1 minute Curls
25 second break
30 seconds 10 rep 1/10th squats (as much weight as possible, this will help you with your next exercise).
1 minute of loading (get to at least 700 pounds) and unloading the bar with weights
1 minute of screaming
1 minute of talking to all the hawt broads (you can lift up your shirt to wipe the sweat off your forehead if you want)
1 minute shadow boxing
1 minute of telling everyone how hyoooge you are and how you don’t take steroids
30 seconds 10 rep of backflipkneetuckjumpingjacklungeintohiddendragon on a bosu ball
1 minute break
1 minute being gay
30 seconds MMF
45 seconds buttsexcks
1 minutes of telling yourself it’s only gay if balls are touching
2 minute of spotting squats too closely and getting turned on
30 second rub one out in the dressing room because those squatz totally turned you on
30 second rest
1 minute of talking about how creatine is roidz
1 minute of breaking walls because your friend accidentally slipped you some creatine
1 minute crying
30 seconds of throwing books
30 seconds of pushing people close to you and telling them YOU’RE OK
30 seconds of getting massive gains from your cycle
1 minute Telling everyone how sorry you are for your rage and you promise not to take creatine or protein again
1 minute be gay in place
1 minute walking around the dressing room naked
2 minute plank (on top of a guy).
1 minute worth of gayness
30 sec of wondering how awesome you will be when you post your rad workout on T Nation
90 second rest
1 minute flex
1 minute flex in front of trainer
1 minute flex at inanimate objects
1 minute of telling yourself YOU’RE IN CONTROL
1 minute flex and take HAAWWWTT pics for myspace (make sure to puff your lip out and apply makeup and lip gloss)
1 minute break
rubbing up on men in the shower 1 minute
150 seconds of staring at men as you pee in the urinal beside them even though there is 20 urinals and only two guys taking a piss
150 seconds of thinking how small Prof X is compared to you
5 minutes punching your bag
5 minutes of stretching (in the squat rack preferably) while playing Eric Prydz Call On Me on your phone
workout complete
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The shoe is on another tier, really
make sure to read the OP’s 4th comment, thats where it gets good
[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
sluicy wrote:
Who was that crazy wannabe wrestler dude a while back?
And while I got to the “quilters vs. bodybuilders” thread too late to see the actual posts on the quilting site, the commentary on this end had me in stitches. HA! Pun intended.
And what about that gay looking Asian guy who’d been toning for seven years?
Bwhahahaha! I think the asian dudes’s name was SolidSnake something. I laughed my ass off at that one.[/quote]
i cant find the asian dude on here. try to remember his name
[quote]quiksilver6 wrote:
make sure to read the OP’s 4th comment, thats where it gets good[/quote]
I actually thought that he just the average beginner, asking questions about how to work-out with-out a bench or squat/power rack.
And then I remembered who he really was, hence the edit on my first post.
Have you read any of his other threads?
The kid is seriously retarded. He was causing trouble over in combat sports, and I duly chased him out. He hasn’t returned scince.
Hopefully more people see this thread and chase him off the site for good…
By the way, this is an awesome thread, I’d heard references to the BF with shoe guy, but never knew what it was about. Now I really feel part of the family.
[quote]Dope wrote:
waylanderxx wrote:
sluicy wrote:
Who was that crazy wannabe wrestler dude a while back?
And while I got to the “quilters vs. bodybuilders” thread too late to see the actual posts on the quilting site, the commentary on this end had me in stitches. HA! Pun intended.
And what about that gay looking Asian guy who’d been toning for seven years?
Bwhahahaha! I think the asian dudes’s name was SolidSnake something. I laughed my ass off at that one.
i cant find the asian dude on here. try to remember his name
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