[quote]pushharder wrote:
pookie wrote:
This should be such a fucking non-issue.
Against abortions? Don’t get one.
There. See how easy that is? Don’t want other people to get one either? Well, why don’t you let them decide what they want for themselves. Nobody forces their decisions on anyone else and everyone live and let live.
If you care about kids so much, there are millions of born kids who could use your help. Kids living in poverty; struggling with disease; waiting for good foster homes, etc. Why not help one of those kids?
Ah. Right. Because you could. That might entail time and/or money. Shit, better pretend these kids don’t exist. Yeah, that’s the ticket. Let’s waste time and energy on the unborn, for whom you can’t do shit even if you wanted to.
Man, I can’t wait for science to figure out how to transplant a fetus to a new body. I can already see the line-ups of pro-lifers who will be so willing to donate their uterus for six or seven months.
These should be such fucking non-issues.
Against murder? Don’t murder.
There. See how easy that is? Don’t want other people to murder either? Well, why don’t you let them decide what they want for themselves. Nobody forces their decisions on anyone else and everyone live and let live.
Against theft? Don’t steal.
There. See how easy that is? Don’t want other people to steal either? Well, why don’t you let them decide what they want for themselves. Nobody forces their decisions on anyone else and everyone live and let live.
Against rape? Don’t rape.
There. See how easy that is? Don’t want other people to rape either? Well, why don’t you let them decide what they want for themselves. Nobody forces their decisions on anyone else and everyone live and let live.
Against reckless driving? Don’t recklessly drive.
There. See how easy that is? Don’t want other people to drive drunk either? Well, why don’t you let them decide what they want for themselves. Nobody forces their decisions on anyone else and everyone live and let live.
Against pollution? Don’t pollute.
There. See how easy that is? Don’t want other people to pollute either? Well, why don’t you let them decide what they want for themselves. Nobody forces their decisions on anyone else and everyone live and let live.
Against assault? Don’t assault.
There. See how easy that is? Don’t want other people to assault either? Well, why don’t you let them decide what they want for themselves. Nobody forces their decisions on anyone else and everyone live and let live.
Against public drunkenness? Don’t drink in public.
There. See how easy that is? Don’t want other people to get drunk in public either? Well, why don’t you let them decide what they want for themselves. Nobody forces their decisions on anyone else and everyone live and let live.
Against extortion? Don’t extort.
There. See how easy that is? Don’t want other people to extort either? Well, why don’t you let them decide what they want for themselves. Nobody forces their decisions on anyone else and everyone live and let live.
Pookie, sometimes you are one dumb sonofabitch. You have the reasoning and deductive abilities of of a fried eggplant. But deep down inside you already know that.
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Thank you good sir. You just saved me 5 minutes of typing.