[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
What if there are actually an assload of bigfoots that are highly intelligent and just don’t like us. This guy killed one of them.
Everybody was prepared for the zombie apocalypse. No one is prepared for a bigfoot apocalypse.
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LOL. Oh shit, I read about this the other day (the bigfoot story) but I hadn’t thought about it like that.
It would be pretty crazy if it was real, but this same guy years ago said he had a bigfoot body but it was some rubber ape ahit.
I guess only time will tell[/quote]
Don’t be surprised if some of those small remote mountain towns start just becoming empty. I figure maybe 2-300 people with bad cellular service (limited communication), and hard travel/weather conditions don’t stand a chance against a couple thousand highly elusive and very angry creatures of legend.
I did not expect that. Just when I thought I was being a real goofball- Boom. There’s a book series about it.
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Lol, yea that was funny. Now read the books Sky and report back
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
This bigfoot apocalypse isn’t catching on as much as I had hoped.
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That’s not a fun hypothetical to fantasize about. I can’t come up with a scenario in which I could defeat a sasquatch in unarmed combat.
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
This bigfoot apocalypse isn’t catching on as much as I had hoped.
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That’s not a fun hypothetical to fantasize about. I can’t come up with a scenario in which I could defeat a sasquatch in unarmed combat.[/quote]
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
This bigfoot apocalypse isn’t catching on as much as I had hoped.
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That’s not a fun hypothetical to fantasize about. I can’t come up with a scenario in which I could defeat a sasquatch in unarmed combat.[/quote]
Really? I’m pretty sure I could defeat a sasquatch that didn’t have arms.
I did not expect that. Just when I thought I was being a real goofball- Boom. There’s a book series about it.
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Lol, yea that was funny. Now read the books Sky and report back[/quote]
from one of the reviews
[quote]The quick rundown, with no real spoilers you couldn’t get from the jacket blurbs – Kid’s family killed by Bigfoot, kid returns years later to get revenge, kills a bigfoot. Dozens or hundreds (it’s never clear) of bigfeet… bigfoots…? sasquatches return to get revenge on the town.
Then, they take revenge on another town. And another. Then, before you know it, four states have fallen. Somehow.
Then, when it’s acknowledged that there’s no way an isolated, limited number of creatures could wipe out humanity – zombies!
Then, it’s the end of the world. Then, it isn’t…[/quote]
Mother fucker combined zombies and bigfoot apocalypses (plural?).
Maybe Rick Dyer’s family was killed by a bigfoot and maybe Eric Brown is a prophet.
Just think for hundreds of years the worlds greatest minds & trackers have been searching for this mythical creature with no luck. All the sudden this Tubby hick nails a slab of ribs to a tree & shoots him a bigfoot. If the BF Apocolypse is on the way make sure you have lots of BBQ maybe it will keep them from pulling your limbs off.
[quote]thehebrewhero wrote:
Just think for hundreds of years the worlds greatest minds & trackers have been searching for this mythical creature with no luck. All the sudden this Tubby hick nails a slab of ribs to a tree & shoots him a bigfoot. If the BF Apocolypse is on the way make sure you have lots of BBQ maybe it will keep them from pulling your limbs off.[/quote]
Have you seen what they do just for a piece of beef jerky?
[quote]thehebrewhero wrote:
Just think for hundreds of years the worlds greatest minds & trackers have been searching for this mythical creature with no luck. All the sudden this Tubby hick nails a slab of ribs to a tree & shoots him a bigfoot. If the BF Apocolypse is on the way make sure you have lots of BBQ maybe it will keep them from pulling your limbs off.[/quote]
Have you seen what they do just for a piece of beef jerky?
No way I’m messin with Sasquatch.
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Lol.
It is kinda crazy, I thought you had an original idea, then nope. Someone had beaten you to it.
What if they are really Neanderthals that didn’t go extinct like theories suggest?
[quote]thehebrewhero wrote:
Just think for hundreds of years the worlds greatest minds & trackers have been searching for this mythical creature with no luck. All the sudden this Tubby hick nails a slab of ribs to a tree & shoots him a bigfoot. [/quote]
Their mistake was to try and capture a live specimen. These slippery creatures should always be shot on sight before they have a chance to get away.
