You got all this from a regular cup of coffee? Make sure to never try an espresso I make, that shit will run your car.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
Well, for starters, you use sugar or some mild sweetener for it instead of crack. Then you can man up and stop posting every damn thought you happen to have throughout your day. You’re not a 12 year old girl and this isn’t facebook.[/quote]
How 'bout you lay off the coffee, brah? [/quote]
lol … that didn’t sparkle with you? Sunshine!
Last week I accidentally had a triple shot latte, two HOT-ROX, and a Coke Zero in the space of three hours. I was pretty alert.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Last week I accidentally had a triple shot latte, two HOT-ROX, and a Coke Zero in the space of three hours. I was pretty alert.[/quote]
Yea but could you hear your hair growing?
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Last week I accidentally had a triple shot latte, two HOT-ROX, and a Coke Zero in the space of three hours. I was pretty alert.[/quote]
That sounds like deadlifting juice to me
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Last week I accidentally had a triple shot latte, two HOT-ROX, and a Coke Zero in the space of three hours. I was pretty alert.[/quote]
That sounds like deadlifting juice to me[/quote]
Hey baby, wanna taste my deadlifting juice?
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Last week I accidentally had a triple shot latte, two HOT-ROX, and a Coke Zero in the space of three hours. I was pretty alert.[/quote]
That sounds like deadlifting juice to me[/quote]
Add some nose tork to that mix. You’ll have a new PR and a heart attack.
Reminds me of the movie Kicking and Screeming.
Coffee drives a soccer coach (Will Ferrel) to the edge after Mike Ditka introduces him to it as a means to man-up. Ends up having an expresso machine set up on the sidelines to feed his addiction also gets thrown out of the local coffe haus when picking a fight with a fat lady that is holding him up from getting his morning joe. Funny shiz…
[quote]DM65 wrote:
Reminds me of the movie Kicking and Screeming.
Coffee drives a soccer coach (Will Ferrel) to the edge after Mike Ditka introduces him to it as a means to man-up. Ends up having an expresso machine set up on the sidelines to feed his addiction also gets thrown out of the local coffe haus when picking a fight with a fat lady that is holding him up from getting his morning joe. Funny shiz…[/quote]
that chick is the one who voices Lois Griffen from family guy…
just a little FYI there…
Buy some Vivaran, you know, Caffeine pills, take two of them and crush them up into little dust piles. Then go get a straw, cut it about a 1/4 of the size and snort it up. It’ll burn your nose and you’ll need to wipe your snot because it’ll be like orange so you’ll have to get that shit out but after you snort it up, your brain will go fucking insane. You will feel like an invincible god ready to get slammed by a semi and walk away.
[quote]DM65 wrote:
Reminds me of the movie Kicking and Screeming.
Coffee drives a soccer coach (Will Ferrel) to the edge after Mike Ditka introduces him to it as a means to man-up. Ends up having an expresso machine set up on the sidelines to feed his addiction also gets thrown out of the local coffe haus when picking a fight with a fat lady that is holding him up from getting his morning joe. Funny shiz…[/quote]
Makes me think of the futurama episode where Fry drinks 100 cups of coffee in one day and upon drinking the 100th cup, time slows down.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Last week I accidentally had a triple shot latte, two HOT-ROX, and a Coke Zero in the space of three hours. I was pretty alert.[/quote]
That sounds like monday to me[/quote]
Fixed.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
Well, for starters, you use sugar or some mild sweetener for it instead of crack. Then you can man up and stop posting every damn thought you happen to have throughout your day. You’re not a 12 year old girl and this isn’t facebook.[/quote]
Drink it black. You don’t mix white sugar with black coffee. Any time these two colors mix, it produces a bad result. Further, other white sweeteners will look down upon the sugar for being with the black coffee.
Onions.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Last week I accidentally had a triple shot latte, two HOT-ROX, and a Coke Zero in the space of three hours. I was pretty alert.[/quote]
That sounds like deadlifting juice to me[/quote]
Top that off with another pot of regular coffee and head to the gym immediately for the ultimate deadlift / squat workout you can get in about 30 minutes b/f your body shut’s down from caffeine overdose. I’d make the most of that one!
Gremlin
[quote]theOUTLAW wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
Well, for starters, you use sugar or some mild sweetener for it instead of crack. Then you can man up and stop posting every damn thought you happen to have throughout your day. You’re not a 12 year old girl and this isn’t facebook.[/quote]
Drink it black. You don’t mix white sugar with black coffee. Any time these two colors mix, it produces a bad result. Further, other white sweeteners will look down upon the sugar for being with the black coffee.[/quote]
you are one racist mofo …
Anyone ever had that feeling where they had too much caffeine all at once and your body just like stops…kinda like an insulin crash hard.
I remember drinking a energy drink one time, can’t remember the exact brand name or whatnot, but I think it was called Liquid Speed or something like that. It wasn’t very big so I was drinking it, without bothering to read the full nutrition label (my boss had told me to try it out). I finished it in a thirty minute time frame and went on about my business training a client. Then afterwards I tried lifting, and turned into a complete Oxygen waster. I didn’t have any energy, fatigued on easy weights, no intensity whatsoever. I think I called it a day after 30 minutes of struggling and went home.
I read the ingredients label trying to figure out what had caused me to crash so hard…apparently this little shot (that was given to me to try), was loaded with 1300mg of caffeine and said to use 1/4 of the 8oz bottle a day. I was like well no wonder, that plus two cups of coffee in the morning, and caffeine overdose. It can be done!
v/r
Gremlin
2 pots yo!!!
THIS IS FUCKIN AWESOME! Any recommendations?
It’s so good with chocolate Grow! Whey