Finding Marijuana

I think the confusion stems from me using DEA even though the location of the OP is the fine country of Canada. I assumed the mass readership of this site would understand what I was getting at by using DEA, and not Mounties who would be responsible for such tasks in the Upper 49th

True story. Some friends of mine back in college were walking down a street in town. A car pulled up alongside them, the driver rolled down the window and asked them if they “had any doobie.”

They didn’t have it, but they were impressed by this direct approach.

Try different street names for Marijuana. If you’re uncomfortable asking directly for “weed” ask for some ‘Bobby Brown’ or ‘Mary Jane.’ “Hey you know where I can find Mary Jane?” I mean you’re just asking for a person, right?

This reminds me of a very funny story from when I was 18.Few of friends and I were going to Berlin for a week,and in the lead up to it we were looking up spots to buy weed in the city.One guide basically said to go a place called Kreuzburg in East Berlin and ask a black person.

So when we arrived two of the lads went to Kreuzburg and asked the first black person they saw.Low and behold,he said ‘come with me’ and the transaction followed!

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Follow the smell.

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Follow the smell.[/quote]

Of the Negro Community!?

[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:

[quote]bigmac73nh wrote:

What?[/quote]

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Kanada may live too close to KrohDaddi.

[quote]Nards wrote:
Kanada may live too close to KrohDaddi.[/quote]

Shhhhhh! Don’t say the name, or he’ll appear! Just like Bloody Mary…or Candyman…or the Hamburgler…

[quote]Vicomte wrote:
Go to the local farmer’s market.

Organic section.

Find the dude with dreads.

???

Profit.[/quote]

I think this is actually a really good idea. High likelihood of success and low likelihood of it being cut with oregano, containing bug killer or laced with PCP. No chance of getting knifed for the $27.23 in your pocket. Next to GYO, this is the best idea.

[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:
Try different street names for Marijuana. If you’re uncomfortable asking directly for “weed” ask for some ‘Bobby Brown’ or ‘Mary Jane.’ “Hey you know where I can find Mary Jane?” I mean you’re just asking for a person, right?[/quote]

lol at bobby brown and mary jane

what is this, 1959?

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:

[quote]bigmac73nh wrote:

What?[/quote]

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Kanada may live too close to KrohDaddi.[/quote]

Oh is there a story?

You tell me.