Imagine if you had a trained guard Bear…
i can’t believe you guys just haven’t asked the father of bear facts!
oh and ‘Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica’:
ah, i luvv dwight.
Hercules vs. bear
Polar bears are sweet and gentle. Especially with dogs…
[quote]polo77j wrote:
Gkhan wrote:
I found this amusing.
that black belt was powerless to stop it!
It’s almost like the bear had some sort of grudge with that woman. It goes from eating out of the palm of the black belt’s hand and being all cuddly, then looks over at the woman, says to it’s self “fuck this lady” and snaps. Just a slow, vengeful glance at the lady, a cold stare for a second, then BLAM-O! Snatches her up.[/quote]
and at the end, it rears up “any mo’ bitches!?”
[quote]imhungry wrote:
Polar bears are sweet and gentle. Especially with dogs…[/quote]
right before he bit it’s head off and spit it out.
How about a wild chimp vs a bear?
[quote]meangenes wrote:
I thought I remember this discussion a couple years back but I can’t find it.
Who here has thought about fighting a full grown grizzly bear in hand-to-paw combat in a cage match? Of course he would be wearing a muzzle and some kind of protective cover on his paws. And you would just have fists, feet, elbows, knees, headbutts but no biting allowed.
Yes I know this sounds like a death wish but I would guess that the average bad ass could hold his own for a while even possibly win. Winning = Knocking him unconscious.[/quote]
Your average badass would be dead in a second or two.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
vikingrob wrote:
…contrary to what many people believe, humans are not nearly as physically resilient as animals. humans are the dominant because we are smart, NOT because of our physical prowess…
You’re right. People who have not worked/played with animals, and I don’t mean the family dog, really don’t have a clue. And wild animals have a strength factor that goes even higher. I wonder if wild animals have a better ability to more readily tap into their adrenaline powered capabilities or what.
I have wrestled 100 lbs. beef calves at brandings and they are a handful. They get much heavier than that and strong, grown men don’t have much of a chance. Yes, a domesticated bull calf, steer or heifer the size of an average grown woman will kick your ass.
A ~125 lbs. mule foal only a few weeks old will kick your ass. Yes, you, a 225 lbs. weightlifting T-man.
A 100 lbs. whitetail deer will kick your ass.
Now start to add weight to the above figures and come up with virtually any animal you want and the human, yes once again even the weightlifting MMA T-man, stands no chance short a miracle.
By the time you get to a fair sized grizzly bear, say 500 - 600+ lbs, you are looking at a guaranteed maiming or death. Even a moose will absolutely destroy you.
Then when you get to Alaskan Brown Bears (really just a coastal grizzly) or Alaskan moose, at 800 - 1500 lbs. you just go ahead and mail in your death certificate ahead of time. Not that everyone who is ever attacked by them will die, but if they don’t it’s because the animal withdraws on its own volition before the Grim Reaper shows up swinging his sickle.
I’ve got to think that the guys that start these type threads or find a way to give the human a chance in a bona-fide fight have got to be city boys who watch a lot of cartoons.
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True. I had a Newfoundland a while back. Gentle dog and strong as a tank. Once I stopped at a buddies gas station before we took a car trip. He needed to pee. I was driving my parents station wagon that day. He was only 100 pounds and he couldn’t jump in the back without a running start.
I gave him a running start to jump in the back and he ummped to soon. As in he hit the rear bumper head on diving through the air. He didn’t get knocked out or break his neck. He didn’t whimper or get dazed. He didn’t get groggy. He just ran back , jumped in, and looked ta me with the come on it’s time for a ride face.
BRW, he was a brown color and people would joke about how he looked like grizzly. And he was only 100 pounds. Times that by 12 and just imagine.
[quote]skaz05 wrote:
Hercules vs. bear
- YouTube [/quote]
Did they have another actor voice over for Lou Ferrigno? That sounds nothing like him.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
300andabove wrote:
AlisaV wrote:
Okay, a man can’t fight a bear. Pretty much established.
My question: can a strong, trained man beat a dog in a fight? I have a friend who claims he could, but I’m skeptical.
Rules:
- You are unarmed.
- The dog is not rabid, just aggressive.
- You actually have to fight the dog – no throwing a stick to make it fetch.
- The dog is big: >100 pounds
So what a fully grown Doberman / Alsation or pitbull.
HHMm
YOu would want to get it full force punch in the head VERY fast because if you miss your throat is gone.
And then you.
I’ve owned three (actually four but one died) Dobe/Rott males at the same time, approximately 90 - 105 lbs each. I have watched them fight, attempted to stop the fights and sometimes succeeded, but I will assure you you don’t want any part of one. The strength, stamina, ferocity and power is flabbergasting.
I’ve seen them dish out punishment to each other that would kill any man alive.[/quote]
Never had a Rottweiler, have 2 Alsations though.
Gentle if they know you… piss em off HA
[quote]Artem wrote:
Bears will fuck your shit up. [/quote]
Dick will make you slap somebody!
[quote]meangenes wrote:
I thought I remember this discussion a couple years back but I can’t find it.
Who here has thought about fighting a full grown grizzly bear in hand-to-paw combat in a cage match? Of course he would be wearing a muzzle and some kind of protective cover on his paws. And you would just have fists, feet, elbows, knees, headbutts but no biting allowed.
Yes I know this sounds like a death wish but I would guess that the average bad ass could hold his own for a while even possibly win. Winning = Knocking him unconscious.[/quote]
Rofl at no biting.
also…
[quote]meangenes wrote:
Look at these pussies.
Wtf one of them just fucking takes a shit in the middle of the fight. He couldn’t have just waited like five minutes?
[quote]ZachDelDesert wrote:
meangenes wrote:
Look at these pussies.
Wtf one of them just fucking takes a shit in the middle of the fight. He couldn’t have just waited like five minutes?
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If you were getting bitten by a grizzly would you be able to “wait like five minutes”?
[quote]pushharder wrote:
I’ve got to think that the guys that start these type threads or find a way to give the human a chance in a bona-fide fight have got to be city boys who watch a lot of cartoons.
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Please realize that not all us city boys are that retarded.
Ever see the movie Clan of the Cave Bear with Darryl Hannah? There is a fight between a man and a bear to prove their manlihood. The guys head was ripped off.
The cage would have to be re-enforced so it can’t rip through it and attack the audience. I know guy that was on vacation and he went to a look out (had a metal fence to keep the tourists from nature as there were bears around, protect the environment etc). He saw a bear near the fence (about 20-30 feet away he estimated) and then for some reason the bear bolted for him.
The guy ran down the hill (rock loose hill may have helped) and at the bottom he looked back and saw the bear push down the fence like it was tin foil and the chase was on again. The guy finally made it to his parked camper and took off. Well actually yelled to his wife and kids to get the fuck in the camper NOW!!! Bear!!! He said he didn’t bother to look back and just drove away for about 10 clicks stopped and had a cig. His wife had to light the cig since his hands were to shaky.
They later reported it to the local game warden who checked out his story, the bear was not found. The warden suspected it was a sow with cubs and bad timing.
Not a bear story, but on Animal Planet there was some enclosure for deer and one of the males attacked a handler and the only reason he survived was by using a piece of fence(the gate) that the deer ripped off charging as a shield from his antlers. The deer kept him pinned against another part of the fence and just kept stomping on him for a few minutes until he finally relented.
The guy was completely helpless, just sat there holding the fence piece to stop from being gored by the antlers. His hands were really torn up afterward and he had broken bones from being stomped by hoofs.
It wasn’t some big bull elk or moose either, just a “small” male deer with decent antlers, can’t find a clip on youtube =[. Even smaller animals like bobcats/raccoons can do some serious damage to a person, let alone giant Alaskan kodiak or polar bears.
Also as for the bear vs hippo thing, hippos basically own whatever land they want to claim, if you watch videos animals don’t even attempt to fuck with hippos, they just know better. They aren’t even carnivores but they’ll attack a crocodile that gets close and tear up it’s body just to tell the other crocs to stay the fuck away. You’ll see video of lions that will drink with a croc 2 feet away, but never with a hippo at the same distance. It’s basically the water version of an elephant, once it ages beyond being a calf it has immunity to any non human barring severe injury/sickness.
“question who would win a bear or battle star galactica”