Favorite Ultimate Cheat Meal

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
my favorite cheat meal is Shady Maple Smorgasbord. 12 bucks, all you can eat, prepared from scratch by the Amish.

start with a plateful of scrambled eggs and turkey bacon/sausage
move on to an omelet of my choice (usually ham/sausage and cheese)
then onto a giant pancake that’s made right in front of you with any condiment you can think of
(chocolate and peanut butter chips for me)
usually more scrambled eggs after that
french toast sticks or mini pancakes at some point
a plate of fruit
a slice of home made shoo fly pie

that’s my favorite cheat meal.
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Never seen a fat Amish, which I don’t understand. These are the people who make those awesome pumpkin and cream cheese pumpkin rolls my friends are always bringing in to work and waving in my face. Oh yum. Subtle flavor but you know they’re LOADED with sugar and bad fat.

This thread is the funniest thing, btw.

Im eatting a Monster from Freebirds. Is this consider a cheat food?


Pic of said Monster

I’ll just x3 on Roscoe’s. The best combination of food, EVER.

Alright first off: V, i thought you were dead, or you gave up Tnation for Lent or something. good to see you’re back.

2: i live in sunny Reading. Morgantown is less than an hour away, so Shady Mapes is a monthly thing for me :slight_smile:

3: I’ve never spotted a fat Amish either, but you should see some of the porkers that wheel themselves into that place. holy shit.

4: Totenkopf the only monster thing about that is the shit you’ll take afterwords.

5: i honestly don’t think it’s worth the three hours. there aren’t any other smorgasbords closer to you?

[quote]Totenkopf wrote:
Im eatting a Monster from Freebirds. Is this consider a cheat food?[/quote]

Are you in the Santa Barbara area? I went to UCSB. Monster burritos were the perfect call at 4am.

[quote]WestCoast7 wrote:

[quote]Totenkopf wrote:
Im eatting a Monster from Freebirds. Is this consider a cheat food?[/quote]

Are you in the Santa Barbara area? I went to UCSB. Monster burritos were the perfect call at 4am.[/quote]
Nope,Im nowhere near Cali,lol. I live in Houston,Texas. They have a place called “Freebirds” all over Texas and its a burrito joint that sells tacos and nachos as well. I wouldnt even call it a Mexican place. Its like Chipotle but more American. That “Monster” I finished kept me full for a good 6-7 hours.

a couple dozen

disneyland fried chicken…more of a once every 2/3 years but when i go its 4 times a day.

3 huge pieces of the best fried chicken you’ll ever have (may be bias as i live in canada where there isnt much variety)
huge side of mashed potatoes
collard greens
GRAAAVY!!!

other favorites;

  • homemade blueberry pie
  • all you can eat anything

I go to churches every once in a while and bring home a family box of fried chicken, spicy.

Then proceed to attempt to eat the entire thing plus the biskets and coleslaw that come with it.

I can actually finish it, but it takes quite a while and afterwards I tend to pass out and sleep for 4 hours.

I can also hardcore demolish some hot wings.

[quote]st dane wrote:

  • all you can eat anything

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There’s a place close to where I live called ‘Red Hot World Buffet’ that pretty much does all you can eat anything, they serve Chinese, Indian, Thai, Mexican, Italian, Cajun and Japanese food. They also have a load of different desserts (two type of brownies, cheesecake, homemade ice cream, tiramisu, apple crumble etc) and then a sweetie station as well, with haribo, marshmallows, liquorice etc.

Nothing like eating Thai green curry, and fajitas in the same meal; pretty much the best all you can eat buffet selection I’ve seen.

[quote]kanew wrote:

[quote]st dane wrote:

  • all you can eat anything

[/quote]

There’s a place close to where I live called ‘Red Hot World Buffet’ that pretty much does all you can eat anything, they serve Chinese, Indian, Thai, Mexican, Italian, Cajun and Japanese food. They also have a load of different desserts (two type of brownies, cheesecake, homemade ice cream, tiramisu, apple crumble etc) and then a sweetie station as well, with haribo, marshmallows, liquorice etc.

Nothing like eating Thai green curry, and fajitas in the same meal; pretty much the best all you can eat buffet selection I’ve seen.[/quote]

Too funny. They had the Food Channel on at work the other day and were profiling a restaurant that’s mixed Chinese and Mexican. People were raving and everything looked awesome. Not so weird, though. I could see into the kitchen of one of the Chinese joints I used to hit and half the cooks were Mexican. Uumm.


My girls seared scallops with lobster oshizushi.

Or if i have time… 15lb USDA prime rib roast.

[quote]kanew wrote:

[quote]st dane wrote:

  • all you can eat anything

[/quote]

There’s a place close to where I live called ‘Red Hot World Buffet’ that pretty much does all you can eat anything, they serve Chinese, Indian, Thai, Mexican, Italian, Cajun and Japanese food. They also have a load of different desserts (two type of brownies, cheesecake, homemade ice cream, tiramisu, apple crumble etc) and then a sweetie station as well, with haribo, marshmallows, liquorice etc.

Nothing like eating Thai green curry, and fajitas in the same meal; pretty much the best all you can eat buffet selection I’ve seen.[/quote]

so there is a god!

he must be fat… OR HUGE!

Today i just had as my cheat meal, two rice crackers with a big 1/4 inch thick piece of cold butter.
The butter was cold and solid which is the way i enjoy it, and some fried pork belly.

[quote]Kungfushish wrote:
Today i just had as my cheat meal, two rice crackers with a big 1/4 inch thick piece of cold butter.[/quote]

What are you like 70 years old? The only people I know that enjoy that much butter are OAPs. Perhaps I’ve just led a butter sheltered life.

As if you have 3 pages of ideas and you go with rice crackers and butter. You disgust me.

(I’d enjoy the belly though so fair dos with that one)

This thread makes me so hungry. I have to go with pizza, but dessert would consist of freshly baked brownies and vanilla ice cream. Preferably in such plentiful quantity that I don’t feel like eating it again for anther month.

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[quote]kanew wrote:
I’ll regularly fantasise about meals and desserts that have appeared on thisiswhyyourefat.com and fuckyeahpeanutbutter.tumblr.com/

The latter inspired me to make the most sickly delicious toasty on the planet. About 2-3 tablespoons each of peanut butter and nutella between slices of brioche toasted in a deep fill toasty maker. When those two melt together its amazing. [/quote]

Made this just now… pure orgasmic stuff. Thnx again man.