“Drunk, fat, and stupid is no way to go through life son.”
Dean Vernon Wormer
When you’re not working, your opponent is. And when it comes time for you to do battle, He’ll win.- I’m paraphrasing, but I think Karl Malone said that [no shit].
mountains should be climbed with as little effort as possible and without desire. the reality of your own nature should determine the speed. if you become restless,speed up, if you become winded, slow down. you climb the mountain in an equilibrium between restlessness and exhaustion.then,when you’re no longer thinking ahead,each footstep isn’t just a means to an end but a unique event in itself.this leaf has jagged edges.this rock looks loose.from this place the snow is less visible,even though closer. these are things you should notice anyway. to live only for some future goal is shallow. it’s the sides of the mountain which sustain life,not the top.here’s where things grow. zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance. robert m pirsig
What is your major malfunction numbnuts?
“Lead, follow or get out of the way.”
Unknown
[quote]pushharder wrote:
pookie wrote:
Oh, I don’t reject your Christ. I love your Christ. It’s just that so many of you Christians are so unlike your Christ.
- Ghandi
OR
Oh, I don’t reject your thousands of gods. I love your thousands of gods. It’s just that so many of you Hindus are so unlike Ghandi.
Mortimer Elwood Snickenhaus
[/quote]
In my experience more Hindus are like Ghandi than Christians are like Christ.
Since I’m an agnostic you might come back at me with:
Oh, I don’t reject your indecisiveness. I love your indecisiveness. It’s just that so many of you agnostics are so opionated on everything else.
That which does not kill you only delays the inevitable.
I heard this from my brother, where he heard it I have no idea.
FatSensei
[quote]dbutkus wrote:
pushharder wrote:
pookie wrote:
Oh, I don’t reject your Christ. I love your Christ. It’s just that so many of you Christians are so unlike your Christ.
- Ghandi
OR
Oh, I don’t reject your thousands of gods. I love your thousands of gods. It’s just that so many of you Hindus are so unlike Ghandi.
Mortimer Elwood Snickenhaus
In my experience more Hindus are like Ghandi than Christians are like Christ.
Since I’m an agnostic you might come back at me with:
Oh, I don’t reject your indecisiveness. I love your indecisiveness. It’s just that so many of you agnostics are so opionated on everything else.[/quote]
Or:
Oh, I don’t reject your lack of belief. I love your lack of belief. It’s just that so many of you atheists lack much more than beliefs.
If most people put half the fucking effort into working that they do into pissing and moaning, the world would not be so full of pathetic underachievers.
- Eric Midkiff
“When your vision is powerful enough, everything else falls into place: how you live your life, your workouts, what friends you choose to hang out with, how you eat, what you do for fun. Vision is purpose, and when your purpose is clear so are your life choices. Vision creates faith and faith creates willpower. With faith there is no anxiety, no doubt - just absolute confidence.”
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
“…never squat with your spurs on…”
An old cowboy.
“Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.”
- John Stuart Mill
“I’m trying to see things from your point of view but I can’t get my head that far up my ass.”
- Unknown
Don’t eat the yellow snow
-Anon
[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:
“There is nothing to fear, but fear itself.” - anon.[/quote]
This wasn’t FDR?