If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.
-Homer Simpson
“The only way to make yourself better is to make yourself uncomfortable.”
Once you’ve been through the fire, there’s little left to burn.
Aw, Dad, you’ve done a lot of great things, but you’re a very old man, and old people are useless.
Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you’d step over your own mother just to get one!
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true!
I’m having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!
Son, this is the only time I’m ever gonna say this. It is not okay to lose
Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.
What’s the point of going out, we’re just going to end up back here anyway?
When I look at the smiles on all the children’s faces. Just know they’re about to jab me with something
Yes, honey … Just squeeze your rage up into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with the whiskey bottle.
Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is ‘never try’
The only guys who were Hawaiian shirts are gay guys and big fat party animals.
Hey, if you dont like it, go to Russia!
Genius of Homer Simpson
Eat it every day!
-Walton & Johnson
“More of the same brings more of the same.”
[i][b]“The world is a dangerous place. Not because of the people who are evil; but because of the people who don’t do anything about it.”
[b]-Albert Einstein
war will cease when men refuse to fight.
A few of my favorite Mark Twain quotes:
“Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.”
“The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.”
“Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.”
“It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.”
“Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.”
“Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.”
“If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.”
“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.”
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.”
“Whenever I get the urge to excercise I lie down until it goes away.”
Der Mensch ist etwas, das ?berwunden werden mu?.
-Nietzsche
“Man is something, that must be overcome” for those who don’t verstehen Deutsch.
“Let me tell you something, if I woke up tomorrow morning to find myself transformed into Jay Cutler, Lee Priest, or any other modern-day professional bodybuilder, I?d let out a scream. Not just any scream mind you, but a Godfather-bloody-horsehead-in-the-bed scream.” TC Luoma
“I’m on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Gold’s since I’m positive frat boys will be curling in the squat rack but the rack is clear, and relief that is almost tidal in scope washes over me in an awesome wave.” - Patrick Bateman, modified slightly
It appears that every man’s insomnia is as different from his neighbour’s as are their daytime hopes and aspirations. ~F. Scott Fitzgerald
ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
-Samuel L. Jackson
[quote]Professor X wrote:
ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
-Samuel L. Jackson[/quote]
Samuel L is such a BMF.
I like the one I saw on the strong words page awhile back.
“If your not in over your head, then how tall do you know you are”
Stop everytime a dog barks and the journey will never end…
[quote]Tithonus81 wrote:
[i][b]“The world is a dangerous place. Not because of the people who are evil; but because of the people who don’t do anything about it.”
[b]-Albert Einstein[/quote]
Wow, I love this!
I know not of which weapons World War 3 will be fought with. But World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones.
[quote]helga wrote:
The following quote is one of my favourites and it was first said by one of T-Nations members:
Stop making excuses for why you don’t have certain things, don’t look a certain way and can’t do this and can’t do that. Get off your lazy fucking ass, grow some balls and go make shit happen. Create your own destiny and use the most powerful thing you were given since birth - free will.
- Amsterdam Animal[/quote]
Helga…that’s twice in a row you’ve put something down before I had the chance…first with thoreau, now with a balls to the wall quote…I’m impressed.
“Our life is frittered away by detail. Simplify. Simplify.”
- Theoreau.
“Focus upon controllables, then uncontrollables will follow”
- anonymous
“Which is worse? The pain, or the fear of the pain?”
- anonymous