Squats reduce your height but they make your dick bigger. It’s science.
- Random Internet Forum User
Our birth is but a sleep and a forgetting:
The Soul that rises with us, our life’s Star,
Hath had elsewhere its setting,
And cometh from afar -William Wordsworth
Two men look out through the same bars; One sees the mud and one the stars. – Frederick Langbridge
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. – Wayne Gretzky
What we face may look insurmountable. But I learned something from all those years of training and competing. I learned something from all those sets and reps when I didn’t think I could lift another ounce of weight. What I learned is that we are always stronger than we know. – Arnold Schwarzenegger
Shoot for the moon. If you miss at least you’ll land among the stars.
He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.
I shall never believe that God plays dice with the world.
I used to go away for weeks in a state of confusion.
I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
Information is not knowledge.
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them.
It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid.
Most people say that is it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character.
My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.
Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding.
The devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life. Either we suffer in health or we suffer in soul or we get fat.
All quotes by Big Al Einstein except…
Truth does not fear investigation