[quote]scj119 wrote:
No time to catch up on the last 5 pages but…
Am I the only one who wants to bang Charlie 10x more now that she declared she wouldn’t hook up with anyone from TN?[/quote]
[quote]scj119 wrote:
Am I the only one who wants to bang Charlie 10x more now that she declared she wouldn’t hook up with anyone from TN?[/quote]
It has come, at last… the time to capitalize on the unspoken female fetish for obese clowns is at hand.
[quote]anonym wrote:
[quote]scj119 wrote:
Am I the only one who wants to bang Charlie 10x more now that she declared she wouldn’t hook up with anyone from TN?[/quote]
It has come, at last… the time to capitalize on the unspoken female fetish for obese clowns is at hand.[/quote]
I had a guy ask me about my sexual fantasies so we could fulfill them together. I asked “even if I have fantasies about having sex with clowns”? “Will you wear the big shoes and the red noes?” he said no!!! WTF
true story.
I’ll play, what the hell.
Fuck: No one.
Marry: It’s axiomatic that if I wouldn’t fuck you, I wouldn’t marry you.
Kill: Meh. Kill is strong. But ZEB will definitely get punched in the face if I ever cross paths with him. Assuming he’s not frail, in which case, a pimp slap will have to suffice. Assuming he’s not infirm, in which case, a good berating will have to suffice. Assuming he’s not…fuck it. Can I possibly bring retribution upon that asshole and NOT look like a bully? Maybe I’ll just bang his daughter and make home porn with her.
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
I had a guy ask me about my sexual fantasies so we could fulfill them together. I asked “even if I have fantasies about having sex with clowns”? “Will you wear the big shoes and the red noes?” he said no!!! WTF
true story.[/quote]
Laaame.
But, to be fair, the big shoes lead to certain… intimidatingly high… expectations.
There’s a reason we need to rely on humor to get laid.
But, hey, don’t knock it 'til you try it.
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
I’ll play, what the hell.
Fuck: No one.
[/quote]
I absolutely do not believe that.
[quote]scj119 wrote:
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
I’ll play, what the hell.
Fuck: No one.
[/quote]
I absolutely do not believe that.[/quote]
True he already said he’d fuck Zeb. 
[quote]scj119 wrote:
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
I’ll play, what the hell.
Fuck: No one.
[/quote]
I absolutely do not believe that.[/quote]
Believe it. I have no reason to lie.
[quote]scj119 wrote:
I absolutely do not believe that.[/quote]
I admire the way TBG managed to participate in the discussion without actually participating in the discussion.
Because of that, I will graciously throw myself on his sword so he can put scj’s skepticism to rest.
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]anonym wrote:
[quote]scj119 wrote:
Am I the only one who wants to bang Charlie 10x more now that she declared she wouldn’t hook up with anyone from TN?[/quote]
It has come, at last… the time to capitalize on the unspoken female fetish for obese clowns is at hand.[/quote]
I had a guy ask me about my sexual fantasies so we could fulfill them together. I asked “even if I have fantasies about having sex with clowns”? “Will you wear the big shoes and the red noes?” he said no!!! WTF
true story.[/quote]
What about the black and white sad clown?
[quote]anonym wrote:
[quote]scj119 wrote:
I absolutely do not believe that.[/quote]
I admire the way TBG managed to participate in the discussion without actually participating in the discussion.
Because of that, I will graciously throw myself on his sword so he can put scj’s skepticism to rest.[/quote]
Oh. Was I remiss on the “why” part of the exercise. Fine.
Fuck: No one. I don’t fuck people I don’t “like” at this point in my life. Pussy is no longer something to be hunted at all costs. When I was a young dumb bull, I’d run down that hill and “fuck one of those cows”. Now that I’m wiser, I walk down, and fuck who I like. I don’t have the tolerance for women I don’t like or respect no matter how great that ass is. I don’t “know” any females here in real life so how can I say I’d fuck them? And I think we’re clear about my feelings about the whole “t-vixen” deal.
Marry: My prior answer speaks for itself and relates to the above.
Kill: I answered. I hate that disrespectful little fucker and would consider it a community service to spank his ass.
I do like the Picard clap though. You’re good.
Any questions?
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
Any questions?[/quote]
I really had none to begin with because you’ve spelled all that out before. While I certainly appreciate your rationale (and, potentially over-analyzing what should be the lighthearted concept behind this exercise aside, I agree), I just thought it was humorous you said you’d ‘play’ in a fuck/marry/kill game only to say you wouldn’t fuck, marry or kill anyone.
But then, no one has ever accused me of having a decent sense of humor.
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
[quote]anonym wrote:
[quote]scj119 wrote:
I absolutely do not believe that.[/quote]
I admire the way TBG managed to participate in the discussion without actually participating in the discussion.
Because of that, I will graciously throw myself on his sword so he can put scj’s skepticism to rest.[/quote]
Oh. Was I remiss on the “why” part of the exercise. Fine.
Fuck: No one. I don’t fuck people I don’t “like” at this point in my life. Pussy is no longer something to be hunted at all costs. When I was a young dumb bull, I’d run down that hill and “fuck one of those cows”. Now that I’m wiser, I walk down, and fuck who I like. I don’t have the tolerance for women I don’t like or respect no matter how great that ass is. I don’t “know” any females here in real life so how can I say I’d fuck them? And I think we’re clear about my feelings about the whole “t-vixen” deal.
Marry: My prior answer speaks for itself and relates to the above.
Kill: I answered. I hate that disrespectful little fucker and would consider it a community service to spank his ass.
I do like the Picard clap though. You’re good.
Any questions?[/quote]
Understandable. I’ve just read so many posts from you about the primal nature of humans I found it to be contradictory at first.
I have not evolved to your point yet and make no such claims though.
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
[quote]anonym wrote:
[quote]scj119 wrote:
I absolutely do not believe that.[/quote]
I admire the way TBG managed to participate in the discussion without actually participating in the discussion.
Because of that, I will graciously throw myself on his sword so he can put scj’s skepticism to rest.[/quote]
Oh. Was I remiss on the “why” part of the exercise. Fine.
Fuck: No one. I don’t fuck people I don’t “like” at this point in my life. Pussy is no longer something to be hunted at all costs. When I was a young dumb bull, I’d run down that hill and “fuck one of those cows”. Now that I’m wiser, I walk down, and fuck who I like. I don’t have the tolerance for women I don’t like or respect no matter how great that ass is. I don’t “know” any females here in real life so how can I say I’d fuck them? And I think we’re clear about my feelings about the whole “t-vixen” deal.
Marry: My prior answer speaks for itself and relates to the above.
Kill: I answered. I hate that disrespectful little fucker and would consider it a community service to spank his ass.
I do like the Picard clap though. You’re good.
Any questions?[/quote]
bro you are just too cool for school bro
[quote]PB Andy wrote:
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
[quote]anonym wrote:
[quote]scj119 wrote:
I absolutely do not believe that.[/quote]
I admire the way TBG managed to participate in the discussion without actually participating in the discussion.
Because of that, I will graciously throw myself on his sword so he can put scj’s skepticism to rest.[/quote]
Oh. Was I remiss on the “why” part of the exercise. Fine.
Fuck: No one. I don’t fuck people I don’t “like” at this point in my life. Pussy is no longer something to be hunted at all costs. When I was a young dumb bull, I’d run down that hill and “fuck one of those cows”. Now that I’m wiser, I walk down, and fuck who I like. I don’t have the tolerance for women I don’t like or respect no matter how great that ass is. I don’t “know” any females here in real life so how can I say I’d fuck them? And I think we’re clear about my feelings about the whole “t-vixen” deal.
Marry: My prior answer speaks for itself and relates to the above.
Kill: I answered. I hate that disrespectful little fucker and would consider it a community service to spank his ass.
I do like the Picard clap though. You’re good.
Any questions?[/quote]
bro you are just too cool for school bro[/quote]
you have no idea
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]anonym wrote:
[quote]scj119 wrote:
Am I the only one who wants to bang Charlie 10x more now that she declared she wouldn’t hook up with anyone from TN?[/quote]
It has come, at last… the time to capitalize on the unspoken female fetish for obese clowns is at hand.[/quote]
I had a guy ask me about my sexual fantasies so we could fulfill them together. I asked “even if I have fantasies about having sex with clowns”? “Will you wear the big shoes and the red noes?” he said no!!! WTF
true story.[/quote]
ooooh Charlie… have you not been yet introduced to the Clown Porn thread?
behold, all is forgiven on the internet
access this link at your own risk. Clown porn abounds.
Celeste
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]anonym wrote:
[quote]scj119 wrote:
Am I the only one who wants to bang Charlie 10x more now that she declared she wouldn’t hook up with anyone from TN?[/quote]
It has come, at last… the time to capitalize on the unspoken female fetish for obese clowns is at hand.[/quote]
I had a guy ask me about my sexual fantasies so we could fulfill them together. I asked “even if I have fantasies about having sex with clowns”? “Will you wear the big shoes and the red noes?” he said no!!! WTF
true story.[/quote]
ooooh Charlie… have you not been yet introduced to the Clown Porn thread?
behold, all is forgiven on the internet
access this link at your own risk. Clown porn abounds.
Celeste
[/quote]
lol
The last gif poster was EEEEK! :-/
Max - seriously with your taste in wine you are def on my “marry” list.
I change number one and two to inkcreep.
It was the blueberry jelly joke.
im in love.
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]anonym wrote:
[quote]scj119 wrote:
Am I the only one who wants to bang Charlie 10x more now that she declared she wouldn’t hook up with anyone from TN?[/quote]
It has come, at last… the time to capitalize on the unspoken female fetish for obese clowns is at hand.[/quote]
I had a guy ask me about my sexual fantasies so we could fulfill them together. I asked “even if I have fantasies about having sex with clowns”? “Will you wear the big shoes and the red noes?” he said no!!! WTF
true story.[/quote]
ooooh Charlie… have you not been yet introduced to the Clown Porn thread?
behold, all is forgiven on the internet
access this link at your own risk. Clown porn abounds.
Celeste
[/quote]
Now I know why clowns scare the hell outta me…