[quote]Animal_Mother wrote:
this is exactly why i stopped drinking protein shakes. if you ingest large enough quantities of a food for a long enough period of time, chances are very good that you will develop and allergy to it. ie. shitting your pants all day. i just got sick of it.[/quote]
farts on you
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Life would be so much more fun if I could just let one loose anywhere and not give a shit.[/quote]
x2 - trying to be courteous and only ripping ass in the bathroom at work sucks, and long meetings are the worst.
[quote]DickBag wrote:
any one else think those farts and burps were kind of weak
its cool the way he doesnt care and all, but those farts seemed half assed to me.[/quote]
I thought the same thing. Real men sound like Louis Armstrong.
After 29 years, farts are still some of the funniest things that could ever happen. They are just pure humor.
And yeah, eating for size certainly ups the old windage, making working at a desk with women around, or worse, clients, tough.
he’s very healthy that’s for sure.
That was fantastic… lol
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
TheG wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
dday wrote:
So much for smokers not being able to get huge.
hes euro though
Please explain how that makes a difference??
cause like europeans have different rules of operation. like “oh that guys not gay, hes just european”[/quote]
How you manage even basic functions like breathing will forever be a source of wonderment to me…
And people say Germans have no sense of humor.
j/k
lol ruhl is the man, hands down. Not only is he fucking huge and funny, but he can hold a gf and make that girl spot him while he farts and burps to his hearts content…you all should aspire to be as fucking badass as him hahahaha
I was the only girl in my family.
I was the only female in my band.
I’m the lone woman in a house of men.
But it never ceases to amaze me why men think that burps, farts, scratching their balls and spitting is just so damn funny.
Yo Daddy even has fart rules.
“If you can’t make it loud, make it stink.”
He usually does both.
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
TheG wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
dday wrote:
So much for smokers not being able to get huge.
hes euro though
Please explain how that makes a difference??
cause like europeans have different rules of operation. like “oh that guys not gay, hes just european”[/quote]
???
My god, how you keep writing such absolute idiocy is beyond me… i mean i could sort of understand when people SAY stupid stuff… but don’t you READ what you type before you hit the submit button ?
And the main difference between Europeans and Americans is out waist length and the fact most European economys are not falling apart rapidly … ya i think i’d rather be European.
Prof X
Isn’t there some correlation between constant burping and gall bladder issues?
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
I was the only girl in my family.
I was the only female in my band.
I’m the lone woman in a house of men.
But it never ceases to amaze me why men think that burps, farts, scratching their balls and spitting is just so damn funny.
Yo Daddy even has fart rules.
“If you can’t make it loud, make it stink.”
He usually does both.[/quote]
While I agree on all other points, scratching ones balls is a necessity.
Washing them would probably be an alternative, but that would make me a metrosexual.
I can’t believe I was contemplating leaving here - thanks Prof X et al, you’ve reminded me of what’s important, and why T-Nation is different.
Makkun
[quote]orion wrote:
Yo Momma wrote:
I was the only girl in my family.
I was the only female in my band.
I’m the lone woman in a house of men.
But it never ceases to amaze me why men think that burps, farts, scratching their balls and spitting is just so damn funny.
Yo Daddy even has fart rules.
“If you can’t make it loud, make it stink.”
He usually does both.
While I agree on all other points, scratching ones balls is a necessity.
Washing them would probably be an alternative, but that would make me a metrosexual.
[/quote]
Farting can be funny, but it’s the women who can burp and talk at the same time that makes me laugh my ass off for some reason.
I never understood the ball scratching and spitting thing.
My husband bought my dad a fart machine last year. It is a very nice fart machine with many noises. They take it everywhere that it may provide amusement. I am in constant amazement at the level of hilarity that ensues. It’s funny mostly because they find it so funny.
[quote]sluicy wrote:
Yo Momma wrote:
I was the only girl in my family.
I was the only female in my band.
I’m the lone woman in a house of men.
But it never ceases to amaze me why men think that burps, farts, scratching their balls and spitting is just so damn funny.
Yo Daddy even has fart rules.
“If you can’t make it loud, make it stink.”
He usually does both.
My husband bought my dad a fart machine last year. It is a very nice fart machine with many noises. They take it everywhere that it may provide amusement. I am in constant amazement at the level of hilarity that ensues. It’s funny mostly because they find it so funny. [/quote]
lol, farts
[quote]Makavali wrote:
sluicy wrote:
Yo Momma wrote:
I was the only girl in my family.
I was the only female in my band.
I’m the lone woman in a house of men.
But it never ceases to amaze me why men think that burps, farts, scratching their balls and spitting is just so damn funny.
Yo Daddy even has fart rules.
“If you can’t make it loud, make it stink.”
He usually does both.
My husband bought my dad a fart machine last year. It is a very nice fart machine with many noises. They take it everywhere that it may provide amusement. I am in constant amazement at the level of hilarity that ensues. It’s funny mostly because they find it so funny.
lol, farts[/quote]
X2, farts are still funny to me and I also have a fart machine.