Ever Feel Like a Threadkiller (9)

[quote]Court wrote:

[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:

[quote]Court wrote:

[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
hey[/quote]

hai bass. Are you a West coast person too? Not to sound super creepy, but I’ve noticed you’re often online the same times I am…

That sounded creepy…[/quote]

Nah, I’m from just north of BAWSTON. And not to be super creepy, I sent you a friend request about 20 minutes ago.

Which sounds coincidentally creepy[/quote]

Awww so you must have a really cute accent? I’m glad Polo is in bed or he’ll be jealous. I got the friend request which is why I said hai. Otherwise I would have just continued in this thread telling Hungry how, with the exception of surprised kitteh, all kitteh’s are icky.

So I helped out a JR lifter at nationals last week and I think (know) he has a crush. I’ve still got it… 20 year old guys are still into me. Yay. (Btw, this was all sarcastic)[/quote]

Yea, my accent is wicked pissah. I’m not from Southie, it’s pretty normal.

I know you motherfuckers voted, right?

[quote]Court wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Court wrote:

[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
hey[/quote]

hai bass. Are you a West coast person too? Not to sound super creepy, but I’ve noticed you’re often online the same times I am…

That sounded creepy…[/quote]

Your a chick, you can’t be creepy…

Well at least I’m open to being creeped at all times.

Fucking gym was PACKED tonight. Mostly regulars though. So it was okay.[/quote]

I was trying to think of a dirty over the top sexual accounting joke, but I’ve got nothing. I’m still tired and am functioning at a lower than usual mental level.[/quote]

Welcome to TK9, please do extend your stay as dirty innuendo is more than welcome…

Rest as much as your need.

[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
come, nuts, freak, limp, nutz, freak, fucking…[/quote]

(I was going to leave carpool in to see how many peopl ended up on urban dictionary trying to figure out what was dirty about it.)

WTF DUCK

[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Beans, IF I come, I just gonna kick you in the nuts and run. While toots, who is a freak, watches and laughs. then the session will end, you will limp to your car, icing your nutz, and toots, who is a freak, will carpool, with polo, again…holy fucking commas batman[/quote]

You never know, I might be into that kind of deviance

Aside, I’ll bring mah wife’s car she has two 12" in the trunk…

You will fucking love me in person. Maybe we’ll just go out drinking if that would make you feel better. Toots being teh freak she is, will probably be down to get pounded…

Pounded = drunk you sick bastards

[quote]Court wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:
[/quote]

I think the reality is that more women are apt to see those body images reversed… No?

Oh, before I forget…

FUCK YOU, COURT!!![/quote]

You’re just being super mean because Polo isn’t around to have my back. He’s going to hurt you… and all your little kittehs too…[/quote]

Oh, not at all… Bring it!

I got doggehs, too!

vote now!

Beans you’d hate me in person

shit I hate me in person

[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Beans you’d hate me in person[/quote]

this pretty much ensures I will find you entertaining and will mildly crave your continued acquaintance.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
…she has two 12" in the trunk…
[/quote]
SUBS! You meant subs.

I had a thought for a few moments that you meant a couple of toots’ XXX ‘personal massagers.’

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
…she has two 12" in the trunk…
[/quote]
SUBS! You meant subs.

I had a thought for a few moments that you meant a couple of toots’ XXX ‘personal massagers.’[/quote]

I believe toots, who is a freak, has moved on to the 15"

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
…she has two 12" in the trunk…
[/quote]
SUBS! You meant subs.

I had a thought for a few moments that you meant a couple of toots’ XXX ‘personal massagers.’[/quote]

Nooooooooooo… 2 of THESE:

I stole this from Buckeyegirl… Cracked me up.

[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:

[quote]Court wrote:

[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:

[quote]Court wrote:

[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
hey[/quote]

hai bass. Are you a West coast person too? Not to sound super creepy, but I’ve noticed you’re often online the same times I am…

That sounded creepy…[/quote]

Nah, I’m from just north of BAWSTON. And not to be super creepy, I sent you a friend request about 20 minutes ago.

Which sounds coincidentally creepy[/quote]

Awww so you must have a really cute accent? I’m glad Polo is in bed or he’ll be jealous. I got the friend request which is why I said hai. Otherwise I would have just continued in this thread telling Hungry how, with the exception of surprised kitteh, all kitteh’s are icky.

So I helped out a JR lifter at nationals last week and I think (know) he has a crush. I’ve still got it… 20 year old guys are still into me. Yay. (Btw, this was all sarcastic)[/quote]

Yea, my accent is wicked pissah. I’m not from Southie, it’s pretty normal.[/quote]

You just ruined my fantasies. Can you at least pretend?

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Beans, IF I come, I just gonna kick you in the nuts and run. While toots, who is a freak, watches and laughs. then the session will end, you will limp to your car, icing your nutz, and toots, who is a freak, will carpool, with polo, again…holy fucking commas batman[/quote]

You never know, I might be into that kind of deviance

Aside, I’ll bring mah wife’s car she has two 12" in the trunk…

You will fucking love me in person. Maybe we’ll just go out drinking if that would make you feel better. Toots being teh freak she is, will probably be down to get pounded…

Pounded = drunk you sick bastards[/quote]

Hey… Dont forget this Masshole lurker right here.

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Court wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:
[/quote]

I think the reality is that more women are apt to see those body images reversed… No?

Oh, before I forget…

FUCK YOU, COURT!!![/quote]

You’re just being super mean because Polo isn’t around to have my back. He’s going to hurt you… and all your little kittehs too…[/quote]

Oh, not at all… Bring it!

I got doggehs, too!
[/quote]

Doggehs I love. This is a picture my mom recently sent me of my pooch. I miss her. I’m trying to find a place to live next year so she can come play in the fun and sun with me. No more snow to freeze in…

[quote]Court wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Court wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:
[/quote]

I think the reality is that more women are apt to see those body images reversed… No?

Oh, before I forget…

FUCK YOU, COURT!!![/quote]

You’re just being super mean because Polo isn’t around to have my back. He’s going to hurt you… and all your little kittehs too…[/quote]

Oh, not at all… Bring it!

I got doggehs, too!
[/quote]

Doggehs I love. This is a picture my mom recently sent me of my pooch. I miss her. I’m trying to find a place to live next year so she can come play in the fun and sun with me. No more snow to freeze in…[/quote]

Boxers are awesome.

How old is she?