[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
The polka dotted “underwear” that Ms. PMPM was sporting were actually bikini bottoms if I recall correctly. I would know, since I bought them for her!
:)[/quote]
Yeah, you wish! This is the song that inspired me to buy a polka dot bikini…girrrrl.
OK, NOW what song will convince you to take them OFF.
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
Never understood why it’s called a BLOW job, maybe because a SUCK job just sounds weird?[/quote]
That really bothered me too…in the eighth grade. Now, if you’re worrying about the semantics of fellatio, maybe you need to rethink your priorities.
Good morning!
I know my priorities…
^Oh No. Good luck.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
LADYS & PMPM: what way do you think a dudes finger nails and toenails should be like?
[/quote]
Its ladies, the y turns into an ie. Bad grammer is only acceptable under a cute cat picture.
Please fix post or attach picture. Thank you. [/quote]
i did both 
[quote]Kerley wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
LADYS & PMPM: what way do you think a dudes finger nails and toenails should be like?
[/quote]
Its ladies, the y turns into an ie. Bad grammer is only acceptable under a cute cat picture.
Please fix post or attach picture. Thank you. [/quote]
i did both :D[/quote]
Men’s finger/toe nails should be short and neat.
And clean. And not stabbing me in the middle of the night, or in my vagina.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
And clean. And not stabbing me in the middle of the night, or in my vagina.[/quote]
No finger play? Or just well kept nails?
Should I start wearing lifting gloves for you now too?
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
And clean. And not stabbing me in the middle of the night, or in my vagina.[/quote]
No finger play? Or just well kept nails?
Should I start wearing lifting gloves for you now too?[/quote]
Well kept, so there isn’t any inadvertant owie.
If you wear lifting gloves, that means you’re trying to hook up with FormerlyTexasGuy.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]Court wrote:
[quote]print wrote:
^Call me.[/quote]
I’ve been blowing on that damn dog whistle for weeks and you haven’t come yet…
Oh the dirtiness in that post…[/quote]
maybe it’s your technique … you should try a little more spit and massage the balls and in print’s case, prostate might help[/quote]
Will you let me practice on you? You can coach me through it? Sounds like I need LOTS of practice…
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
And clean. And not stabbing me in the middle of the night, or in my vagina.[/quote]
No finger play? Or just well kept nails?
Should I start wearing lifting gloves for you now too?[/quote]
Well kept, so there isn’t any inadvertant owie.
If you wear lifting gloves, that means you’re trying to hook up with FormerlyTexasGuy.[/quote]
Thank god, I was worried there for a second. I get sweaty enough as it is, I don’t need oceans in my hands too.
Speaking of which, does anyone have tips for getting elbow sleeves on near the end of a workout went your tri’s are pumped and arms are sweaty? My hands get tired and it becomes increasingly difficult to pull them on and off. I can’t imagine it’s time for me to move up to teh XXL’s already.
HAHA, Court, I’d missed that whistle post the first time around, that is some funny shit.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
And clean. And not stabbing me in the middle of the night, or in my vagina.[/quote]
No finger play? Or just well kept nails?
Should I start wearing lifting gloves for you now too?[/quote]
Well kept, so there isn’t any inadvertant owie.
If you wear lifting gloves, that means you’re trying to hook up with FormerlyTexasGuy.[/quote]
That guy was such a douche. I miss him.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
And clean. And not stabbing me in the middle of the night, or in my vagina.[/quote]
X2
When I met the current ‘boy of my dreams’ (and nightmares) I grabbed his hand and examined it. I’m pretty sure he thinks I’m tapped. (:
WTF are you wearing beans.
^ Rubbers.
you all were busy while I was out being productive…
Polo- your too klnd…are you trying to get on my good side? cause it’s working 
Oh hai!
[quote]four60 wrote:
WTF are you wearing beans.[/quote]
These
http://www.flexcart.com/members/elitefts/default.asp?m=PD&cid=139&pid=3015
I might need the XXXL’s
I have the XXL’now
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
you all were busy while I was out being productive…
Polo- your too klnd…are you trying to get on my good side? cause it’s working
Oh hai![/quote]
well, no. It’s just how I feel about the subject … but I like the unintended consequence