Ever Feel Like a Threadkiller (9)

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Happy morning Ella.[/quote]

You need someone to come take care of that shitty brown grass for you? I like yard work…

I’m fucking drunk, at work, smoking a cigar at my desk.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Happy morning Ella.[/quote]

You need someone to come take care of that shitty brown grass for you? I like yard work…

I’m fucking drunk, at work, smoking a cigar at my desk.[/quote]

Must be terrible to be you. Fucker

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Happy morning Ella.[/quote]

You need someone to come take care of that shitty brown grass for you? I like yard work…

I’m fucking drunk, at work, smoking a cigar at my desk.[/quote]

My work is throwing a happy hour (actually, 4 happy hours) today at some downtown club/cafe. I will not be attending because I’m too damn socially awkward, lol.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Happy morning Ella.[/quote]

You need someone to come take care of that shitty brown grass for you? I like yard work…

I’m fucking drunk, at work, smoking a cigar at my desk.[/quote]

Hahaha, we haven’t even turned on the sprinklers yet.

You can pick up the shit, tho, I’d send you Polo’s ass pics for that.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Happy morning Ella.[/quote]

You need someone to come take care of that shitty brown grass for you? I like yard work…

I’m fucking drunk, at work, smoking a cigar at my desk.[/quote]

My work is throwing a happy hour (actually, 4 happy hours) today at some downtown club/cafe. I will not be attending because I’m too damn socially awkward, lol.[/quote]

Drinking helped me with my social awkwardness. Helped me fuck up my first go round at college too. But at least I was drunk.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Happy morning Ella.[/quote]

You need someone to come take care of that shitty brown grass for you? I like yard work…

I’m fucking drunk, at work, smoking a cigar at my desk.[/quote]

Hahaha, we haven’t even turned on the sprinklers yet.

You can pick up the shit, tho, I’d send you Polo’s ass pics for that.[/quote]

NO, not polo’s ass

Lanky are you serious?

I might need a ride home

[quote]Lordcliff wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Happy morning Ella.[/quote]

You need someone to come take care of that shitty brown grass for you? I like yard work…

I’m fucking drunk, at work, smoking a cigar at my desk.[/quote]

My work is throwing a happy hour (actually, 4 happy hours) today at some downtown club/cafe. I will not be attending because I’m too damn socially awkward, lol.[/quote]

Drinking helped me with my social awkwardness. Helped me fuck up my first go round at college too. But at least I was drunk.
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Last time I did that, a couple years ago, one partner made a comment about his hot wife and I interrupted his story with “POIDH”.

True story.

[quote]Lordcliff wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Happy morning Ella.[/quote]

You need someone to come take care of that shitty brown grass for you? I like yard work…

I’m fucking drunk, at work, smoking a cigar at my desk.[/quote]

Must be terrible to be you. Fucker[/quote]

I billed 853 hours between Jan 1 and today…

I deserve this

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Slow day on the boards today, I’ve been thinking about starting some uber retarded threads. Anyone got any suggestions?[/quote]

Ask Orcleguru and Rohnyn those cats suck me in everytime with the load of BS threads they start. Man I’m a sucker.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Lordcliff wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Happy morning Ella.[/quote]

You need someone to come take care of that shitty brown grass for you? I like yard work…

I’m fucking drunk, at work, smoking a cigar at my desk.[/quote]

Must be terrible to be you. Fucker[/quote]

I billed 853 hours between Jan 1 and today…

I deserve this[/quote]

Pfft! Less than 60 hours/week, you should feel lucky!

Not that I worked any more than you did, but I’m under the impression most big 4s work ~70+/week. Suckers!

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:
I hate crying in lab. There are stupid boys everywhere. More women need to go into science. I’m going home fuck this shit. [/quote]

It’s always better when the stripper’s crying. Now get naked.[/quote]
PMPM+Bloodhound Gang = Queen for a Day

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Lordcliff wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Happy morning Ella.[/quote]

You need someone to come take care of that shitty brown grass for you? I like yard work…

I’m fucking drunk, at work, smoking a cigar at my desk.[/quote]

Must be terrible to be you. Fucker[/quote]

I billed 853 hours between Jan 1 and today…

I deserve this[/quote]

Pfft! Less than 60 hours/week, you should feel lucky!

Not that I worked any more than you did, but I’m under the impression most big 4s work ~70/week. Suckers!
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Dude, that is billable. There is more time in there. BUt I will admit this year was leaps and bounds better than last.

And the big four people are full of fucking shit. They don’t work that much

Wednesdays, Fridays and Saturdays were 8 hour days.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Happy morning Ella.[/quote]

You need someone to come take care of that shitty brown grass for you? I like yard work…

I’m fucking drunk, at work, smoking a cigar at my desk.[/quote]

Hahaha, we haven’t even turned on the sprinklers yet.

You can pick up the shit, tho, I’d send you Polo’s ass pics for that.[/quote]

Did I send you a pic of my ass? Man, I was setting myself up for failure wasn’t I?

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Happy morning Ella.[/quote]

You need someone to come take care of that shitty brown grass for you? I like yard work…

I’m fucking drunk, at work, smoking a cigar at my desk.[/quote]

Hahaha, we haven’t even turned on the sprinklers yet.

You can pick up the shit, tho, I’d send you Polo’s ass pics for that.[/quote]

Did I send you a pic of my ass? Man, I was setting myself up for failure wasn’t I?[/quote]

In June I’m gonna get pictures of Toots going to town on that ass…

I’m going back downstairs…

I might need a ride home.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I’m going back downstairs…

I might need a ride home.
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after that last comment you might need a pair a crutches cuz I’m gonna push you down the stairs … ps, lay off the booze, you obviously can’t hang

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Happy morning Ella.[/quote]

You need someone to come take care of that shitty brown grass for you? I like yard work…

I’m fucking drunk, at work, smoking a cigar at my desk.[/quote]

Hahaha, we haven’t even turned on the sprinklers yet.

You can pick up the shit, tho, I’d send you Polo’s ass pics for that.[/quote]

Did I send you a pic of my ass? Man, I was setting myself up for failure wasn’t I?[/quote]

In June I’m gonna get pictures of Toots going to town on that ass…[/quote]

Oh my!! I have no idea what you are talking about. I wouldn’t do anything to Polo, he’s got a girl.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I’m going back downstairs…

I might need a ride home.
[/quote]

Lightweight!!! LOL, it happens to us all once in awhile!!

[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Happy morning Ella.[/quote]

You need someone to come take care of that shitty brown grass for you? I like yard work…

I’m fucking drunk, at work, smoking a cigar at my desk.[/quote]

Hahaha, we haven’t even turned on the sprinklers yet.

You can pick up the shit, tho, I’d send you Polo’s ass pics for that.[/quote]

Did I send you a pic of my ass? Man, I was setting myself up for failure wasn’t I?[/quote]

In June I’m gonna get pictures of Toots going to town on that ass…[/quote]

Oh my!! I have no idea what you are talking about. I wouldn’t do anything to Polo, he’s got a girl.
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But if he were bald, and you were drunk, what then?

Toots is a freak.