[quote]polo77j wrote:
yea it’s there … I just checked … it was sent back in July … i think it was the 7th or the 9th [/quote]
mmmmm polo butt. my day has been made. time to go shower and get to school :)[/quote]
Wait, WHAT?
I’m crying, I should be getting the naked PMs![/quote]
you have to work up to naked PM’s … that shit just doesn’t fall from the sky ya know :)[/quote]
He’s not kidding. It took 3 months of witty banter, multiple PMs a day, exchange of hilarious stories, plus me asking him every week or so before I got this one…[/quote]
yea, but our witty banter was the best, wasn’t it? memories…
[quote]polo77j wrote:
^I never open your mail Print … I fell for that shit once and I swore never again … that shit made me almost throw up … You’re a sick man, man.[/quote]
That was removed. We can now go back to our bromance.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I too like bald guys.[/quote]
HI!!!
(gettin some self confidence again…sigh)[/quote]
Before I die, I want to lick a bald guy’s head like Gwen Stefani in one of her videos. I might have already when I was really drunk but I’m not sure. (:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
“Lindsay, this is Carl, I’m at court right now, I thought the case was set for trial today, not yesterday, I just forgot and spaced it, I’m going to file a motion to set aside the judgment, can I come hand deliver it to you and we can maybe discuss this and talk about mediating it?”
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???[/quote]
LOL. This reminds me of the expression “A day late and a dollar short.”
And why would he hand deliver the motion to you? Isn’t it supposed to go to the judge?
Maybe next he’ll tell the judge, “I thought that all motions were supposed to to just go to opposing counsel. I didn’t know I was supposed to give it to you guys in the black robes. You know, I always wondered why they always seem to have one of you sitting up front like that. I figured it was just a way to honor one elderly widow or widower from the local community in each courtroom. I also figured that’s why you people always seem so crotchety and outspoken - sticking your nose into other peoples’ business.”[/quote]
Oh, he files it with the court first, and then has to give me a copy. He’s hand delivering it because it’s either that or mailing, and he wants to meet with me in person to discuss settlement and perhaps insult my gender again.[/quote]
Either that, or maybe he just has the hots for you and wants an excuse to see you. Remember, insults work as flirting - if you’re in elementary school. This guy is probably still there, socially.
^^seriously not cool … how about a NSFW? Or this pic is somewhat disturbing and in no way funny at all? Either one of those descriptions I just gave are FAR more accurate than the one you provided
[quote]polo77j wrote:
^^seriously not cool … how about a NSFW? Or this pic is somewhat disturbing and in no way funny at all? Either one of those descriptions I just gave are FAR more accurate than the one you provided
(damnit bob get outta the way)[/quote]
Huh? There’s nothing NSFW at all about that pic. Everyone’s got clothes on and no one’s doing anything sexual or gross or anything.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
^^seriously not cool … how about a NSFW? Or this pic is somewhat disturbing and in no way funny at all? Either one of those descriptions I just gave are FAR more accurate than the one you provided
(damnit bob get outta the way)[/quote]
That’s not what I’d consider NSFW, but maybe I’m naughty.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
^^seriously not cool … how about a NSFW? Or this pic is somewhat disturbing and in no way funny at all? Either one of those descriptions I just gave are FAR more accurate than the one you provided
(damnit bob get outta the way)[/quote]
Huh? There’s nothing NSFW at all about that pic. Everyone’s got clothes on and no one’s doing anything sexual or gross or anything.
Are you feeling okay?[/quote]
Really? So you’d feel comfortable with that as your background? You wouldn’t mind your boss seeing you looking at that? Fabulous, but I sure wouldn’t
Regardless of your standards for NSFW, that shit wasn’t funny in the slightest. It was just weird.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
^^seriously not cool … how about a NSFW? Or this pic is somewhat disturbing and in no way funny at all? Either one of those descriptions I just gave are FAR more accurate than the one you provided
(damnit bob get outta the way)[/quote]
That’s not what I’d consider NSFW, but maybe I’m naughty.[/quote]
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I too like bald guys.[/quote]
HI!!!
(gettin some self confidence again…sigh)[/quote]
Before I die, I want to lick a bald guy’s head like Gwen Stefani in one of her videos. I might have already when I was really drunk but I’m not sure. (:
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