Ever Feel Like a Threadkiller 54

[quote]Mascherano wrote:

Why does this amuse me?[/quote]
Because you’re childish…like me.

Shit’s funny! LOL!

[quote]inkaddict wrote:

[quote]Mascherano wrote:

Why does this amuse me?[/quote]
Because you’re childish…like me.

Shit’s funny! LOL![/quote]

Not as funny as the astronaut who managed to jump so high that he floated off the moon and into space lol!

R.I.P. Chuck Anderson. His vertical leap killed him.

Happy Veterans Day! Thank you for all you do to keep us safe!


In the spirit of November, Thanksgiving and pumpkin pie…

[quote]Mascherano wrote:

Why does this amuse me?[/quote]

Hilarious!

Like Inky said, we’re easily amused.

That’s how I felt when I was really drunk.

A great tune dedicated to those who serve our country…

Citizen Soldier

Beyond the boundary of your city’s light
Stand the heroes waiting for your cries.
So many times you did not bring this on yourself
When that moment finally comes, I’ll be there to help.

(CHORUS)
And on that day when you need your brothers
And sisters to care, I’ll be right here.
Citizen soldiers, holding the light
For the ones that we guide
From the dark of despair
Standing on guard for the ones that we shelter
We’ll always be ready, 'cause we will always be there.

For when the people are crying in the streets
When they’re starving for a meal to eat
Or when they simply need a place to make their beds
Right here underneath my wing, you can rest your head.

(CHORUS)
And on that day when you need your brothers
And sisters to care, I’ll be right here.
Citizen soldiers, holding the light
For the ones that we guide
From the dark of despair
Standing on guard for the ones that we shelter
We’ll always be ready, 'cause we will always be there.

Pray that you’ll never need me, but rest assured, I will not let you down
I walk beside you, but you may not see me
The strongest among you may not were a crown.

(CHORUS)
And on that day when you need your brothers
And sisters to care, I’ll be right here.
Citizen soldiers, holding the light
For the ones that we guide
From the dark of despair
Standing on guard for the ones that we shelter
We’ll always be ready, 'cause we will always be there.

[quote]imhungry wrote:
That’s how I felt when I was really drunk.

[/quote]
Like it was a one time thing? C’mon tiger…you’re among friends.

Dude…these are all clothes that this goblin girl has outgrown…since spring.

Wtf man? Am I doin it wrong? Lol

[quote]inkaddict wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:
That’s how I felt when I was really drunk.

[/quote]
Like it was a one time thing? C’mon tiger…you’re among friends.[/quote]

Oh, god… I used to drink a ton before I was 21. It slowed down a LOT afterwards.

Alcohol is nothing. Meth? Now that’s another story entirely. That shit made me feel like indestructible.

I’m ashamed of nothing! NOTHING!!!

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]inkaddict wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:
That’s how I felt when I was really drunk.

[/quote]
Like it was a one time thing? C’mon tiger…you’re among friends.[/quote]

Oh, god… I used to drink a ton before I was 21. It slowed down a LOT afterwards.

Alcohol is nothing. Meth? Now that’s another story entirely. That shit made me feel like indestructible.

I’m ashamed of nothing! NOTHING!!!

[/quote]

Do you have meth mouth? And did you blow truckers for fixes only to have them point guns at you when it was time to pay?

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]inkaddict wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:
That’s how I felt when I was really drunk.

[/quote]
Like it was a one time thing? C’mon tiger…you’re among friends.[/quote]

Oh, god… I used to drink a ton before I was 21. It slowed down a LOT afterwards.

Alcohol is nothing. Meth? Now that’s another story entirely. That shit made me feel like indestructible.

I’m ashamed of nothing! NOTHING!!!

[/quote]

Do you have meth mouth? And did you blow truckers for fixes only to have them point guns at you when it was time to pay?[/quote]

No…

The truckers were cool. No gunplay was necessary.

The TMJ is a bitch, though.

[quote]imhungry wrote:
made me feel like indestructible.

[/quote]

you are indestructible.

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:
made me feel like indestructible.

[/quote]

you are indestructible.[/quote]
:slight_smile:

How you feeling? Back to normal?

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:
made me feel like indestructible.

[/quote]

you are indestructible.[/quote]
:slight_smile:

How you feeling? Back to normal?[/quote]

whats normal?

I kicked the flu bug, but am dealing with family shit - gotta put my mom in a home.

it’s fucking with my head.

thanks for askin, tho~

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Dude…these are all clothes that this goblin girl has outgrown…since spring.

Wtf man? Am I doin it wrong? Lol[/quote]

Goblin girl. lol

Having such a hard time NOT trolling a hippie food thread on my facebook.

So many vegan pussies, so little time.

I was sorely disappointed by my fellow man today when I saw the results of this “brain teaser” on facebook:

1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1x0=?

Does the avg. person not know order of operation?

[quote]polo77j wrote:

Does the avg. person not know order of operation?[/quote]

No they do not.

A fellow CPA got one of those things wrong the other day too.

I busted his balls up and down…

[quote]polo77j wrote:
I was sorely disappointed by my fellow man today when I saw the results of this “brain teaser” on facebook:

1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1x0=?

Does the avg. person not know order of operation?[/quote]

13?