IH found my boob twin the other day. He showed me a pic and I was like “those are mine!” and he was like “um no, they’re not.” I was SURE they were mine. Even the chick’s hair was the same color, cut, and length as mine. I had to seriously study them to make sure they weren’t mine.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
try again[/quote]
Maybe it would help if you held a 2liter coke with both hands.[/quote]
So Beans can get an idea of how his peepee would look in my hands?[/quote]
Sounds good to me. Hang on I got some popcorn going.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
try again[/quote]
I’ll come back to you later.
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
ok, I’ll play.
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I’m keeping this clean because we are both in the same state. But that is one hell of a middle finger. Like a universal call from the almighty. Kinky…
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Mascherano wrote:
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HAHA! That’s pretty fucking impressive, Beans!! I even think you might have a gift.
Thanks for that!
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
ok, I’ll play.
[/quote]
I’m keeping this clean because we are both in the same state. But that is one hell of a middle finger. Like a universal call from the almighty. Kinky…[/quote]
um, thank you? 
we may need to have the mods sticky this thread.
I’ll go check with the committee~
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
ok, I’ll play.
[/quote]
I’m keeping this clean because we are both in the same state. But that is one hell of a middle finger. Like a universal call from the almighty. Kinky…[/quote]
um, thank you? :)[/quote]
Your very much welcome. :}
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
ok, I’ll play.
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Interesting…
Lost, and somewhat listless abotu sex.
Hopeless romantic, while a quickie is fine, would prefer nothing to fucking. Wants love making. But (and here is the lost part) has internal conflicts about this.
Part of her really wants to let go, and fuck like a machine, anything that is willing. Tied down, and rode dry, so to speak. But she won’t let herself.
Not a masturbator. Probably only has a handful of times in her life.
Wants to be a lady, and treated like a lady, but wants to fuck very unladylike, but ladys don’t fuck, so she doesn’t.
Knows what she wants from the romance side, and enjoys it. Is afraid of the dirty perverted side, but interested in it as well. She is intimidated by the thought of leaving emotion and love out of the equasion and just allowing herself to live her desires. Doesn’t know how to ask for this either, and fears the possible rejection.
Not unhappy, but holds herself back. Unsure about the unknown, indesisive.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
ok, I’ll play.
[/quote]
Interesting…
Lost, and somewhat listless abotu sex.
Hopeless romantic, while a quickie is fine, would prefer nothing to fucking. Wants love making. But (and here is the lost part) has internal conflicts about this.
Part of her really wants to let go, and fuck like a machine, anything that is willing. Tied down, and rode dry, so to speak. But she won’t let herself.
Not a masturbator. Probably only has a handful of times in her life.
Wants to be a lady, and treated like a lady, but wants to fuck very unladylike, but ladys don’t fuck, so she doesn’t.
Knows what she wants from the romance side, and enjoys it. Is afraid of the dirty perverted side, but interested in it as well. She is intimidated by the thought of leaving emotion and love out of the equasion and just allowing herself to live her desires. Doesn’t know how to ask for this either, and fears the possible rejection.
Not unhappy, but holds herself back. Unsure about the unknown, indesisive. [/quote]
whispers to self - i thought this described all wimmenz - FML ~
ahhhh
doing one of those things where you read people…and use traits that all people have?
Ive done that to get the booty…
very interesting indeed.
what does this say about me?
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Incredible beansie!
Much better than the last time I got my nails done by a Korean lady who said “Eu you have rough hands. Men no like. Single forever. hehehe”
[quote]Patch2 wrote:
I have hands! Don’t leave me out![/quote]
Worries, about her partner, about her self, insecure. Very very giving, self sacrificing in bed. More concerned with her partner’s pleasure and how her performance is perseived.
Knows what she wants, but typically dates the wrong men. Very cerebral, which fucks up her O’s, much like Toots, but worse.
Would be a masturbator, but has hangups and reservations about it. So does, but not as often or as elaborate as she would like.
Prefers romance to fucking, but will fuck for sure. Confident enough to make her partner squirm, but not enough to her hers. So if her partner is selfish, she often feels unsatisfied with her sex life, but settles, because being loved and giving him that pleasure is better than being alone.
Wants to feel comfortable with her partner, and once she does lightens up a great deal, but this takes a lot for her. Demands respect, and will avoid foreplay/sex acts that could be considered disrepectful (ie: facials, etc). Likes kink, but not perverted. But will try most things at least once, particularly if she knows her partner loves and respects her.
Wants to be made love to physically and mentally, and treated as an equal above all else, but making him cum, him happy, is a top priority.
hehehe…
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
very interesting indeed.
what does this say about me? [/quote]
HAHAHAHAH!
Well, I don’t know what it says about you, but i’ve just fallen in love…
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
very interesting indeed.
what does this say about me? [/quote]
That you speak with your hands.
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
what does this say about me? [/quote]
You shoulda been a Proctologist.
