[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]Dasher wrote:
labia slicing!!?!?
I gotta get outta here.[/quote]
Not in this thread. The men in here LOVE the labia…[/quote]
[quote]scj119 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]scj119 wrote:
I’m being hard on beans… [/quote]
I would more offended if you went soft on me.[/quote]
God damn you are just lobbing softballs left and right to me.[/quote]
too easy? anyone?
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
I really didn’t need these 240 cals.[/quote]
Oh please. I had ice cream for breakfast yesterday and have ordered pizza almost every frickin’ night this week. I think tonight I will actually MAKE my pizza.[/quote]
I am most jelly.
If I ate like that I would be a sloppy 300 in a year.
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
I really didn’t need these 240 cals.[/quote]
Oh please. I had ice cream for breakfast yesterday and have ordered pizza almost every frickin’ night this week. I think tonight I will actually MAKE my pizza.[/quote]
Lemme get this straight…
- you have Ice Cream for B-Fast
- you have Pizza every nite
- your waxer has identified your snatch as AWESOME
- ImHUNGry has commented on your awesome boobage on many occasions
- you work in a Casino, which is like a party every nite
- AND - you have ImHUNGry feeding you the sausage EVERY nite
you are really becoming a braggart~
no offense~
The latest toy in stores for the xmas rush… A talking Muslim doll. Nobody knows what the hell it says because no one has the guts to pull the cord.
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[quote]Dasher wrote:
I have the day off, but I got these delivered to work so I went and got them. Not really sure who sent them, and the note attached is pretty vague.
Im choosing to believe scj sent them to me, despite the impossible nature of that.
edit: I apparently think they look nice to my bottle of fish oil[/quote]
Sadly, it was not me. Although I have done stuff like that before.
[quote]scj119 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]scj119 wrote:
I’m being hard on beans… [/quote]
lol dude, no worries.
I just now got the “hammered” joke.
I would more offended if you went soft on me.[/quote]
God damn you are just lobbing softballs left and right to me.[/quote]
I don’t lotion them, not sure why they would soft, outside of Ink’s constant washing and polishing of them…
[quote]print wrote:
The latest toy in stores for the xmas rush… A talking Muslim doll. Nobody knows what the hell it says because no one has the guts to pull the cord.[/quote]
Hilar!
I have a theory:
I can tell what a woman is like in bed by looking at her fingers.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I have a theory:
I can tell what a woman is like in bed by looking at her fingers.[/quote]
( is fingers a metaphor for bewbs? )
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I have a theory:
I can tell what a woman is like in bed by looking at her fingers.[/quote]
You can assume that if she has thick hairy knuckles, that ‘she’ will hold you down and rape your anus.
Other than that I am not sure what you mean.
I need help guys. Dasher keeps sending me nudey pics and I don’t know how to politely tell her to stop. Suggestions?
[quote]scj119 wrote:
I need help guys. Dasher keeps sending me nudey pics and I don’t know how to politely tell her to stop. Suggestions?[/quote]
Forward to me, I know how to properly dispose of them.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I have a theory:
I can tell what a woman is like in bed by looking at her fingers.[/quote]
Wrong. I have pretty fingers!
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Elaborate on the theory, beansie.
[quote]scj119 wrote:
I need help guys. Dasher keeps sending me nudey pics and I don’t know how to politely tell her to stop. Suggestions?[/quote]
And the problem is???
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Elaborate on the theory, beansie.[/quote]
I will later, I don’t have time to google search pics seeing as no one is offering their’s up for analysis.
Toots, it isn’t pretty v. ugly at all really.
for a proper analysis, perhaps our TK Cuties should send in pictures of their hands.
this will give us a proper basis for our research.
ready? go~
[quote]scj119 wrote:
I need help guys. Dasher keeps sending me nudey pics and I don’t know how to politely tell her to stop. Suggestions?[/quote]
Send her some roses to her work with a vague/anom card!
Worked for me!
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Elaborate on the theory, beansie.[/quote]
I will later, I don’t have time to google search pics seeing as no one is offering their’s up for analysis.
Toots, it isn’t pretty v. ugly at all really.[/quote]
Now I MUST KNOW. Do the hands need to be wrapped around something? Balled into a Fist? Out stretched. Or can you tell by just looking at the fingers?