Ever Feel Like A Threadkiller? 49

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:
The lady who does my waxing says I have one of the nicest looking snatches she’s ever seen .

[/quote]

So, ah, none of these?[/quote]

Umm…I don’t even know what that’s supposed to represent…[/quote]

Meat Curtains

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:
The lady who does my waxing says I have one of the nicest looking snatches she’s ever seen .

[/quote]

So, ah, none of these?[/quote]

Umm…I don’t even know what that’s supposed to represent…[/quote]

Meat curtains, babe.

Edit: I don’t remember you telling me this little kernel about your snatch… and, is the woman who said it, attractive?[/quote]

LOL…you tell me if I have meat curtains?

Well, you’ve seen it, you should know if it’s nice or not! And, she’s okay looking…

[quote]imhungry wrote:
There’s not a chance in fucking hell that my wife would eat that.
[/quote]

hmmm…

Well, you could buy an egg white/Casin blend protein powder and make the oats with it. (Don’t worry the protein doesn’t taste or smell like eggs, lol.) And they are both slow absorbing.

You’ll be missing out on the fats, so you’ll need fish oil. Which again, as long as you don’t break the caps won’t smell. But if it’s rancid you’ll burp the shit up, and a lot of bottles at stores are rancid.

[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Seriously, what part of “DISLIKE eggs” did you not understand?[/quote]

Dislike to me means open to experimentation, like Ink and anal stimulation.

Sound sound more like “can’t stand” or “that is so vile I want to die”

Peanuts? Although the fat content is high, so you can’t eat as much.

Nuts in general, but again, fat content is high.

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Patch2 wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
Some one please explain the cat humor to me. In general. And baby talk (baby type?).[/quote]
[/quote]
I keep reading meme but have no idea what it is. Did they exist pre-2009? I don’t remember baby talk or cats.[/quote]

It’s lolcat speak.

You may just be too serious for lolcat. It requires silliness.

But if you want to do research on the matter this is the site that started it all, I think.

They have won webby awards and everything. silliness and cute pics.

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:
The lady who does my waxing says I have one of the nicest looking snatches she’s ever seen .

[/quote]

So, ah, none of these?[/quote]

Umm…I don’t even know what that’s supposed to represent…[/quote]

Meat curtains, babe.

Edit: I don’t remember you telling me this little kernel about your snatch… and, is the woman who said it, attractive?[/quote]

LOL…you tell me if I have meat curtains?

Well, you’ve seen it, you should know if it’s nice or not! And, she’s okay looking…
[/quote]

You misunderstand me.

I don’t remember you telling me about the girl who waxed you making that comment.

That is all.

Ceiling Cat


Basement Cat

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

But if you want to do research on the matter this is the site that started it all, I think.

[/quote]

Sorta. The meme started in the deepest darkest horrors of the internet. Which, once you understand, really makes the pics all that much more funny.

The site you linked became a “home” for that meme.

But, you are better off, for the rest of your life, not digging any deeper than the site you linked. Just believe it all started there.


And finally, Monorail kitteh


Among others…

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:
There’s not a chance in fucking hell that my wife would eat that.
[/quote]

hmmm…

Well, you could buy an egg white/Casin blend protein powder and make the oats with it. (Don’t worry the protein doesn’t taste or smell like eggs, lol.) And they are both slow absorbing.

You’ll be missing out on the fats, so you’ll need fish oil. Which again, as long as you don’t break the caps won’t smell. But if it’s rancid you’ll burp the shit up, and a lot of bottles at stores are rancid.

[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Seriously, what part of “DISLIKE eggs” did you not understand?[/quote]

Dislike to me means open to experimentation, like Ink and anal stimulation.

Sound sound more like “can’t stand” or “that is so vile I want to die”

Peanuts? Although the fat content is high, so you can’t eat as much.

Nuts in general, but again, fat content is high.[/quote]

We actually had a similar mix from Beverly International. It was pretty damn good.

The fish oil we have, along with Flameout…we just need to start taking them.

We going to see you along the way to Maine, Beans?

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Patch2 wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
Some one please explain the cat humor to me. In general. And baby talk (baby type?).[/quote]
[/quote]
I keep reading meme but have no idea what it is. Did they exist pre-2009? I don’t remember baby talk or cats.[/quote]

It’s lolcat speak.

You may just be too serious for lolcat. It requires silliness.

But if you want to do research on the matter this is the site that started it all, I think.

They have won webby awards and everything. silliness and cute pics. [/quote]
I can be pretty silly and don’t want to be offensive but “baby” does not equal funny. Imagine people talking like that for real. You would slap the shit out of them. What happened to good punch lines and situational sarcasm? And when did this catch on? Not trying to kill threadkiller.

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Patch2 wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
Some one please explain the cat humor to me. In general. And baby talk (baby type?).[/quote]
[/quote]
I keep reading meme but have no idea what it is. Did they exist pre-2009? I don’t remember baby talk or cats.[/quote]

It’s lolcat speak.

You may just be too serious for lolcat. It requires silliness.

But if you want to do research on the matter this is the site that started it all, I think.

They have won webby awards and everything. silliness and cute pics. [/quote]

Dude, even if you don’t know about lol cats, pretend you do!! It’s a cult following and a must for this thread unless your name is wol!!

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:
There’s not a chance in fucking hell that my wife would eat that.
[/quote]

hmmm…

Well, you could buy an egg white/Casin blend protein powder and make the oats with it. (Don’t worry the protein doesn’t taste or smell like eggs, lol.) And they are both slow absorbing.

You’ll be missing out on the fats, so you’ll need fish oil. Which again, as long as you don’t break the caps won’t smell. But if it’s rancid you’ll burp the shit up, and a lot of bottles at stores are rancid.

[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Seriously, what part of “DISLIKE eggs” did you not understand?[/quote]

Dislike to me means open to experimentation, like Ink and anal stimulation.

Sound sound more like “can’t stand” or “that is so vile I want to die”

Peanuts? Although the fat content is high, so you can’t eat as much.

Nuts in general, but again, fat content is high.[/quote]

We actually had a similar mix from Beverly International. It was pretty damn good.

The fish oil we have, along with Flameout…we just need to start taking them.

We going to see you along the way to Maine, Beans?[/quote]

I didn’t get an invite for crying out loud…

[quote]imhungry wrote:

We going to see you along the way to Maine, Beans?[/quote]

I’m down, if you guys want to stop.

Do you have my “real” email, or my CB email?

If not, I will email the real one to you. It comes to my phone. Email me when you hit MA, and I’ll meet you off whatever exit you want. Give you my # etc.

We’ll grab a steak, or hit up an iHop or some shit.

You want to stop on the way back right? What day is that again? I “may” have baby class. Saturday is limaz.

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Patch2 wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
Some one please explain the cat humor to me. In general. And baby talk (baby type?).[/quote]
[/quote]
I keep reading meme but have no idea what it is. Did they exist pre-2009? I don’t remember baby talk or cats.[/quote]

It’s lolcat speak.

You may just be too serious for lolcat. It requires silliness.

But if you want to do research on the matter this is the site that started it all, I think.

They have won webby awards and everything. silliness and cute pics. [/quote]
I can be pretty silly and don’t want to be offensive but “baby” does not equal funny. Imagine people talking like that for real. You would slap the shit out of them. What happened to good punch lines and situational sarcasm? And when did this catch on? Not trying to kill threadkiller.[/quote]

Not sure when but the site won a webby in 2009 or 2008.

Silly is not funny, it is silly. There is a difference, it’s absurd mostly.

I’m not sure but I think this cat pic started it all.

And it’s called lolcat speak not baby talk.

[quote]tootles27 wrote:

I didn’t get an invite for crying out loud…[/quote]

I will drive down, but they were going to stop up here. Maybe we can meet in the middle?

[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Patch2 wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
Some one please explain the cat humor to me. In general. And baby talk (baby type?).[/quote]
[/quote]
I keep reading meme but have no idea what it is. Did they exist pre-2009? I don’t remember baby talk or cats.[/quote]

It’s lolcat speak.

You may just be too serious for lolcat. It requires silliness.

But if you want to do research on the matter this is the site that started it all, I think.

They have won webby awards and everything. silliness and cute pics. [/quote]

Dude, even if you don’t know about lol cats, pretend you do!! It’s a cult following and a must for this thread unless your name is wol!![/quote]Meez iz leavingz nowz, meowz! Amidoingitrite?

[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:
There’s not a chance in fucking hell that my wife would eat that.
[/quote]

hmmm…

Well, you could buy an egg white/Casin blend protein powder and make the oats with it. (Don’t worry the protein doesn’t taste or smell like eggs, lol.) And they are both slow absorbing.

You’ll be missing out on the fats, so you’ll need fish oil. Which again, as long as you don’t break the caps won’t smell. But if it’s rancid you’ll burp the shit up, and a lot of bottles at stores are rancid.

[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Seriously, what part of “DISLIKE eggs” did you not understand?[/quote]

Dislike to me means open to experimentation, like Ink and anal stimulation.

Sound sound more like “can’t stand” or “that is so vile I want to die”

Peanuts? Although the fat content is high, so you can’t eat as much.

Nuts in general, but again, fat content is high.[/quote]

We actually had a similar mix from Beverly International. It was pretty damn good.

The fish oil we have, along with Flameout…we just need to start taking them.

We going to see you along the way to Maine, Beans?[/quote]

I didn’t get an invite for crying out loud…[/quote]

Oh, for teh love of god!!

Of COURSE you’re invited!!!