Almost jumped out of my car and bitch slapped a “gangsta” grillin me as I was at a stop light today.
Not in this part of town, there is a 70% chance he has a gun, and 95% chance he had a knife. But I swear on Jesus’s life I would have beat the living fuck out of him long before he got anything out of his pocket.
I was in a bad mood all day, and that almost made me snap.
I noramlly don’t talk a “tough guy” and shit like that, and try to avoid it. Particularly in the shit sections of town. There are legit fucking criminals walking around, like Boyz n da Hood criminals. Streets the black dudes can’t walk down without an escort.
But this guy wasn’t asian, so I know the likely hood of him actually being as street as he was trying to be was much slimmer around where I was. And he looked like a Barbie gangsta.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I noramlly don’t talk a “tough guy” and shit like that, and try to avoid it. Particularly in the shit sections of town. There are legit fucking criminals walking around, like Boyz n da Hood criminals. Streets the black dudes can’t walk down without an escort.
But this guy wasn’t asian, so I know the likely hood of him actually being as street as he was trying to be was much slimmer around where I was. And he looked like a Barbie gangsta.[/quote]
He was wearing pink? What, exactly, was he doing to you at a light?
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I noramlly don’t talk a “tough guy” and shit like that, and try to avoid it. Particularly in the shit sections of town. There are legit fucking criminals walking around, like Boyz n da Hood criminals. Streets the black dudes can’t walk down without an escort.
But this guy wasn’t asian, so I know the likely hood of him actually being as street as he was trying to be was much slimmer around where I was. And he looked like a Barbie gangsta.[/quote]
He was wearing pink? What, exactly, was he doing to you at a light?[/quote]
I know a Barbie Gangster when i see one.
you gots to check the shoes!
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I noramlly don’t talk a “tough guy” and shit like that, and try to avoid it. Particularly in the shit sections of town. There are legit fucking criminals walking around, like Boyz n da Hood criminals. Streets the black dudes can’t walk down without an escort.
But this guy wasn’t asian, so I know the likely hood of him actually being as street as he was trying to be was much slimmer around where I was. And he looked like a Barbie gangsta.[/quote]
He was wearing pink? What, exactly, was he doing to you at a light?[/quote]
Barbie gangsta dresses like one, but is about as street as a dude named Clarance that went to Stanford.
He tried to stare me down, to which I stared right back. He looked away 3 times, and kept looking back. By the third time I almost beat him with the Maglite I carry in my car.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I noramlly don’t talk a “tough guy” and shit like that, and try to avoid it. Particularly in the shit sections of town. There are legit fucking criminals walking around, like Boyz n da Hood criminals. Streets the black dudes can’t walk down without an escort.
But this guy wasn’t asian, so I know the likely hood of him actually being as street as he was trying to be was much slimmer around where I was. And he looked like a Barbie gangsta.[/quote]
He was wearing pink? What, exactly, was he doing to you at a light?[/quote]
Barbie gangsta dresses like one, but is about as street as a dude named Clarance that went to Stanford.
He tried to stare me down, to which I stared right back. He looked away 3 times, and kept looking back. By the third time I almost beat him with the Maglite I carry in my car.[/quote]
Beans, you crack me up. Did I mention IH and I will be going through/around/near Boston in October for a wedding in Maine?
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I noramlly don’t talk a “tough guy” and shit like that, and try to avoid it. Particularly in the shit sections of town. There are legit fucking criminals walking around, like Boyz n da Hood criminals. Streets the black dudes can’t walk down without an escort.
But this guy wasn’t asian, so I know the likely hood of him actually being as street as he was trying to be was much slimmer around where I was. And he looked like a Barbie gangsta.[/quote]
He was wearing pink? What, exactly, was he doing to you at a light?[/quote]
Barbie gangsta dresses like one, but is about as street as a dude named Clarance that went to Stanford.
He tried to stare me down, to which I stared right back. He looked away 3 times, and kept looking back. By the third time I almost beat him with the Maglite I carry in my car.[/quote]
Hmn, do not blame you.
he lost staredown.
braining appropriate punishment,
this bitch ass gingery mofo got all pissy at me cuz i was grillin him at a RED LIGHT. What kind of country mofo calls it a stop light. Anyway in the part of town he was in, he prolly had double-dong dildo numchucks as a weapon…that gingery gurlyboy.
so needless to say I was ready to taser him if he got too upity…guns and knives are so 2003.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I noramlly don’t talk a “tough guy” and shit like that, and try to avoid it. Particularly in the shit sections of town. There are legit fucking criminals walking around, like Boyz n da Hood criminals. Streets the black dudes can’t walk down without an escort.
But this guy wasn’t asian, so I know the likely hood of him actually being as street as he was trying to be was much slimmer around where I was. And he looked like a Barbie gangsta.[/quote]
He was wearing pink? What, exactly, was he doing to you at a light?[/quote]
I know a Barbie Gangster when i see one.
you gots to check the shoes![/quote]
Seriously awesome shoes! Can you actually walk in them? I hate seeing women who cannot walk in high heels, wearing high heels.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
You see where 495 crossed route 3?
Yeah, that is like 5 mins from my house.[/quote]
No, shit??? Really? OMG, we could totally stop on the way back!!! Have a bbq to be at on the way there, and don’t know for sure how long it will take. Google says 7 hours…
I woulda been the pussy holding u too back. I haven’t had a good day in the gym in months. stress at work is killing all motivation to live, forget about lift.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
You see where 495 crossed route 3?
Yeah, that is like 5 mins from my house.[/quote]
No, shit??? Really? OMG, we could totally stop on the way back!!! Have a bbq to be at on the way there, and don’t know for sure how long it will take. Google says 7 hours…[/quote]