[quote]Ambugaton wrote:
Best thing about San Angelo, Texas: you can get a drive-thru 32 oz margarita with 3 extra shots.
worst thing: you can go back and get another 32 oz margarita with 3 extra shots. happy hangover for boogie tommorow. damn. [/quote]
As long as its a HAPPY one!
*hangover
[quote]Dasher wrote:
Best autocorrect story ever
My sister lost a copy of her car keys at my house. Several days later, I cleane out my purse and found them. The following conversation occurred
Me: hey! I found your keys when I was cleaning out my vag!
Sister: oh…umm…okay.
Me: it was like Christmas. I found so much stuff in there! A book, pens, parking ticket, earrings, even socks!
Sister: gross
Me: yeah, it gets cluttered.
Sister: clearly there’s a mistake in your first message…[/quote]
Thank you for epic funnyness.
I laughed till my eyes waterd.
Hallowed:
Are you still meeting up with DarkNinja for workout this Sunday? Or was that last week or am I confuzzled.
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
Hallowed:
Are you still meeting up with DarkNinja for workout this Sunday? Or was that last week or am I confuzzled.[/quote]
Im at the gym right now!
Behold my epic intensity!
Um, it was gonna be last sundayy but her trip was postponed. I’ve got about a month.
Don’t worry it will all be documented sans ninjas face and shared somewhere in TNation with her permission.
Ps I goodlged for herp a derp and THIS was one of the top image results… WTF? Lol.
[quote]2busy wrote:
This was my workout for the evening.[/quote]
BEHOLD! Your epic intensity!
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
[quote]2busy wrote:
This was my workout for the evening.[/quote]
BEHOLD! Your epic intensity![/quote]
The Warsteiner was good!
2busy–I like your style!
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
Hallowed:
Are you still meeting up with DarkNinja for workout this Sunday? Or was that last week or am I confuzzled.[/quote]
Im at the gym right now!
Behold my epic intensity!
Um, it was gonna be last sundayy but her trip was postponed. I’ve got about a month.
Don’t worry it will all be documented sans ninjas face and shared somewhere in TNation with her permission.
Ps I goodlged for herp a derp and THIS was one of the top image results… WTF? Lol.[/quote]
Herp!
Morning TK ugh doing the day thing this weekend. Do no like.
Grumble grumble grumble
Way overstimulated last night from working out so late. Was up hella past my bedtime.
Need.More.Sleeps.
An finna get some right now…
Going to the rink early. Maybe I can play a couple of extra games for teams that are short-handed.
Hallow, your entire avatar is FUKKYEAH!, let alone the hair.
I luvs naps
[quote]2busy wrote:
Going to the rink early. Maybe I can play a couple of extra games for teams that are short-handed.
[/quote]
So, you play a lot of hockey huh?
That is pretty cool actually. I mean, it is a damn productive hobby.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]2busy wrote:
Going to the rink early. Maybe I can play a couple of extra games for teams that are short-handed.
[/quote]
So, you play a lot of hockey huh?
That is pretty cool actually. I mean, it is a damn productive hobby. [/quote]
Beans you would end up in jail for fighting. 
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]2busy wrote:
Going to the rink early. Maybe I can play a couple of extra games for teams that are short-handed.
[/quote]
So, you play a lot of hockey huh?
That is pretty cool actually. I mean, it is a damn productive hobby. [/quote]
Beans you would end up in jail for fighting. :)[/quote]
lol, They would be fucking nuts to give me a stick and free reign to punch people in the mouth.
I don’t give a fuck if it’s men’s league or not, I will be head hunting like a Mofo…
Now, All I need to do is learn how to skate.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]2busy wrote:
Going to the rink early. Maybe I can play a couple of extra games for teams that are short-handed.
[/quote]
So, you play a lot of hockey huh?
That is pretty cool actually. I mean, it is a damn productive hobby. [/quote]
Beans you would end up in jail for fighting. :)[/quote]
lol, They would be fucking nuts to give me a stick and free reign to punch people in the mouth.
I don’t give a fuck if it’s men’s league or not, I will be head hunting like a Mofo…
Now, All I need to do is learn how to skate.[/quote]
This week, I’m playing at least one game from today to Wednesday.
Fighting is actually frowned on in our rec leagues.
Drop the gloves and you have an automatic 3 game suspension.
Doesn’t stop it from happening.
It’s more like a chess game on doing other things and seeing if you can get the other guy to lose his temper. And not get caught.
Hockey gear is packed, off to the rink!
<-------Look! My cat has star trek ears!!! lol.
family wrdding=successful. Got to the lake went to the bar had a burger and some beers, went to the reception and partied like a rockstar. Taught how aunts how to “beat the beat” lol and had them all fist pumping. saw people i hadnt seen since they were changing my diapers lol it was good stuff. After party back at the bar with a couple people, got more drunk. Drunk guy busting my balls, “sir if you dont shut the fuck up I will shut you up” prior to that i tried everything, he was bitching about his shitty marriage “sucks to suck man” i dont know why he kept talking to me i could not have been more of an ass.
cousin almost gets in bar fight with 5 fairly big dudes. Family all says FF get over there now and make sure he doesnt get beat up. Im not in the mood walk over do the whole “hey guys whats going on” they say “hes kinda being a dick” and i say well if youd just let us play darts he wouldnt. blah blah blah, finally i just say hey so are you guys gonna jump him or not thats really the only reason i came over here to make sure he doesnt get hurt. They say no we all laugh thats over.
Cousin who i just saves proceeds to cock block me after id got called out for checking these people out. Lame.
got caught in a storm on the ride home took 2.5 hours in sideways rain without rain gear, turrrrible. usually take 1.5 on the bike.
HOW IS EVERYONE?
yep im shouting.
this made me lol.
