[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
MEssage from PMPM:
Something about a rock concert from some band or something.[/quote]
I dont know second hole center sounds kind of sexual?[/quote]
2nd hole??? Is that the winner or the prize?[/quote]
Is she the pitcher or the catcher?[/quote]
YEah, she caught it, I guess it was an epic show.[/quote]
Poor, Poor 2nd hole…tear
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
MEssage from PMPM:
Something about a rock concert from some band or something.[/quote]
I dont know second hole center sounds kind of sexual?[/quote]
2nd hole??? Is that the winner or the prize?[/quote]
Is she the pitcher or the catcher?[/quote]
YEah, she caught it, I guess it was an epic show.[/quote]
Poor, Poor 2nd hole…tear[/quote]
guess they really jammed that pearl
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
MEssage from PMPM:
Something about a rock concert from some band or something.[/quote]
I dont know second hole center sounds kind of sexual?[/quote]
2nd hole??? Is that the winner or the prize?[/quote]
Is she the pitcher or the catcher?[/quote]
YEah, she caught it, I guess it was an epic show.[/quote]
Poor, Poor 2nd hole…tear[/quote]
guess they really jammed that pearl[/quote]
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I’m at two cups of coffee in the mornings. Zero cals added.
i like coffee, but not enough to drink it all day.[/quote]
B-E-A-N-S!!! how’s it going brother.
And “I like the day, but not enough to go without coffee”.[/quote]
Pretty good man? You?
My wife is going to give birth to, what I’m 99.99999999999999% sure is my daughter around chrsitmas.[/quote]
Or a boy with a small penis! <3
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I’m at two cups of coffee in the mornings. Zero cals added.
i like coffee, but not enough to drink it all day.[/quote]
B-E-A-N-S!!! how’s it going brother.
And “I like the day, but not enough to go without coffee”.[/quote]
Pretty good man? You?
My wife is going to give birth to, what I’m 99.99999999999999% sure is my daughter around chrsitmas.[/quote]
Or a boy with a small penis! <3[/quote]
Ultra Sound lady: Do you want to know the sex
Me: Yes
USL: See those 3 white lines?
Me: Yes
USL: Well if it was a boy we’d typically see a penis in the area above them
Me: Well, in that case I hope it’s a girl
Wife: So are those lines bones? They are bright
USL: No, those would be her labia
me: THE FUCK you just say about my daughters labia?
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I’m at two cups of coffee in the mornings. Zero cals added.
i like coffee, but not enough to drink it all day.[/quote]
B-E-A-N-S!!! how’s it going brother.
And “I like the day, but not enough to go without coffee”.[/quote]
Pretty good man? You?
My wife is going to give birth to, what I’m 99.99999999999999% sure is my daughter around chrsitmas.[/quote]
Or a boy with a small penis! <3[/quote]
Ultra Sound lady: Do you want to know the sex
Me: Yes
USL: See those 3 white lines?
Me: Yes
USL: Well if it was a boy we’d typically see a penis in the area above them
Me: Well, in that case I hope it’s a girl
Wife: So are those lines bones? They are bright
USL: No, those would be her labia
me: THE FUCK you just say about my daughters labia?
[/quote]
HAHA! I was at the dentist yesterday. At the end of the cleaning they do a bunch of cancer checks (lymph nodes, poke around, look all around mouth, etc).
She says “Open wide and say ‘AHH’ and I’ll check out your uvula”
I says “You know I’m married, right??!!”
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I’m at two cups of coffee in the mornings. Zero cals added.
i like coffee, but not enough to drink it all day.[/quote]
B-E-A-N-S!!! how’s it going brother.
And “I like the day, but not enough to go without coffee”.[/quote]
Pretty good man? You?
My wife is going to give birth to, what I’m 99.99999999999999% sure is my daughter around chrsitmas.[/quote]
Or a boy with a small penis! <3[/quote]
Ultra Sound lady: Do you want to know the sex
Me: Yes
USL: See those 3 white lines?
Me: Yes
USL: Well if it was a boy we’d typically see a penis in the area above them
Me: Well, in that case I hope it’s a girl
Wife: So are those lines bones? They are bright
USL: No, those would be her labia
me: THE FUCK you just say about my daughters labia?
[/quote]
Awesome.
We found out my boy was a boy because he kind of spread his legs and teabagged the ultrasound wand. Kind of a “Oh you lookin for this? ‘Bloop’ There you go, have a good one.”
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Ultra Sound lady: Do you want to know the sex
Me: Yes
USL: See those 3 white lines?
Me: Yes
USL: Well if it was a boy we’d typically see a penis in the area above them
Me: Well, in that case I hope it’s a girl
Wife: So are those lines bones? They are bright
USL: No, those would be her labia
me: THE FUCK you just say about my daughters labia?
[/quote]
LOL.
I never asked WHAT the 3 lines were dude. I just knew that it didn’t look anything like a dick. And you see the cord and you’re like “YEAH A BOY!” and then…NOPE!
Happened to me twice!
Disclaimer: I LOVE my girls, wouldn’t trade them for the world. Just something “natural” about a guy wanting a boy, right?
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I’m at two cups of coffee in the mornings. Zero cals added.
i like coffee, but not enough to drink it all day.[/quote]
B-E-A-N-S!!! how’s it going brother.
And “I like the day, but not enough to go without coffee”.[/quote]
Pretty good man? You?
My wife is going to give birth to, what I’m 99.99999999999999% sure is my daughter around chrsitmas.[/quote]
Or a boy with a small penis! <3[/quote]
Ultra Sound lady: Do you want to know the sex
Me: Yes
USL: See those 3 white lines?
Me: Yes
USL: Well if it was a boy we’d typically see a penis in the area above them
Me: Well, in that case I hope it’s a girl
Wife: So are those lines bones? They are bright
USL: No, those would be her labia
me: THE FUCK you just say about my daughters labia?
[/quote]
HAHA! I was at the dentist yesterday. At the end of the cleaning they do a bunch of cancer checks (lymph nodes, poke around, look all around mouth, etc).
She says “Open wide and say ‘AHH’ and I’ll check out your uvula”
I says “You know I’m married, right??!!”
[/quote]
You should have said “I don’t have a vagina!”
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
yup… enjoy[/quote]
This sounds like the subconscious thoughts of people i’ve interviewed for positions in my department.
It’s uncomfortable watching a woman’s tongue stick to the roof of her mouth because she’s so nervous.
Off to the gym. Maybe I’ll do deadliest.
Definitely arms
It’s getting really difficult to follow this thread. I don’t read it for a day and BAM! 12 pages.
Have a good weekend TK.
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I’m at two cups of coffee in the mornings. Zero cals added.
i like coffee, but not enough to drink it all day.[/quote]
B-E-A-N-S!!! how’s it going brother.
And “I like the day, but not enough to go without coffee”.[/quote]
Pretty good man? You?
My wife is going to give birth to, what I’m 99.99999999999999% sure is my daughter around chrsitmas.[/quote]
Or a boy with a small penis! <3[/quote]
Ultra Sound lady: Do you want to know the sex
Me: Yes
USL: See those 3 white lines?
Me: Yes
USL: Well if it was a boy we’d typically see a penis in the area above them
Me: Well, in that case I hope it’s a girl
Wife: So are those lines bones? They are bright
USL: No, those would be her labia
me: THE FUCK you just say about my daughters labia?
[/quote]
Awesome.
We found out my boy was a boy because he kind of spread his legs and teabagged the ultrasound wand. Kind of a “Oh you lookin for this? ‘Bloop’ There you go, have a good one.”
[/quote]
That happened to my friend but she had a girl. It was like they took a picture of her looking up while she’s sitting down. NO way you could doubt it was a girl!!!
On the baby note, my friend had her baby today! One day early!!! A boy, named after her father (who died this summer from a freak stroke while driving down to the Indy 500) and her grandfather-in-law. 
bah, didn’t get that 370x6… only got 5. Felt like my back was gonna break, but on video it looked like I had another. Hate when that happens fml.
If only my hair would procedure itself.
PITA.
[quote]scj119 wrote:
bah, didn’t get that 370x6… only got 5. Felt like my back was gonna break, but on video it looked like I had another. Hate when that happens fml.[/quote]
I got 375+40lbs of chains for 8, but I almost vomited. Had to lay down on the floor for about 10 mins.
business cat!
