[quote]Hallowed wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
Johnson City Tennessee 10/13/73 at 10:13 pm
Okay Hallowed I am not going to have to put money in some account for a dying mother or anything am I? 
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naw, but only cuz I’m scrupulous.
and high five you being older than me! (barely LOL)[/quote]
Well that only because my parents are hillbillies.
You know what you call a virgin in east Tennessee?
A girl that can out run her brothers.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Count’s moon
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WHAT?[/quote]
you have large, orange butt cheeks.
there I said it.
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Gemini, 9:45 am 5/25/1979, Denver CO.[/quote]
You were born with the Sun in Gemini and the Moon in Taurus. Internally, according to your individuality, you have a basically strong intellect and are inclined to pursue intellectual activities. Your mind is versatile but strong. You dream of achieving a prominent position in public life related to education, politics, or lecturing. You know that you are a very clever person.
The position of the Moon in Taurus, however, influences your personality, and you appear as stubborn, persistent, astute, and determined, often disregarding dictates of your intellect. [/quote]
Bitchy nerd? Bingo.
But definitely wrong on the “prominent position in public life.” Eeeek.
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Count’s moon
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WHAT?[/quote]
you have large, orange butt cheeks.
there I said it.
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put your face between them
[quote]on edge wrote:
[quote]2busy wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
22 years and never had a erection[/quote]
49 years and fathered NINE children :P[/quote]
Fixed[/quote]
Fixed.
[quote]DJHT wrote:
You know what you call a virgin in east Tennessee?
A girl that can out run her brothers.[/quote]
what do you get when you have three east tennesseeans?
a full set of teeth~
[quote]2busy wrote:
[quote]on edge wrote:
[quote]2busy wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
22 years and never had a erection[/quote]
49 years and fathered NINE children :P[/quote]
Fixed[/quote]
Fixed.
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test tube
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
You know what you call a virgin in east Tennessee?
A girl that can out run her brothers.[/quote]
what do you get when you have three east tennesseeans?
a full set of teeth~
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Hey I resemble that remark.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Count’s moon
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WHAT?[/quote]
you have large, orange butt cheeks.
there I said it.
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put your face between them[/quote]
AgaIn?
sigh
Okay -
~abudabuabudabuabudabuabudaubabudabu~
[quote]DJHT wrote:
Johnson City Tennessee 10/13/73 at 10:13 pm
Okay Hallowed I am not going to have to put money in some account for a dying mother or anything am I? [/quote]
Damn DEEJ. You’re an old soul, nice complex chart! Lots going on. PM me your email address I’ll send you the pic and the tables for it.
Sun in Libra
Moon in Taurus
Mercury Scorpio
Venus in Sag (INTERESTING)
Your planets are in the shape of a “train” meaning they are spread across 2/3 of the chart. This gives the lead planet extra importance. In your case the lead planet is SATURN. this is the stern/harsh taskmaster of the planets. THE FATHER of the planets. It is in the sign of cancer where it is in detriment. You will want to look into the nature of Saturn in Cancer to see what extra type of care and attention to place on this planetary placement and corresponding area of your life. I would think issues with or as authority would be common but seriously, LOOK INTO THIS! Google “Saturn in cancer” “natal” or “Natal saturn in cancer” and do some reading, see what you find.
This shape of chart also places extra emphasis on the tail planet in the train. In your case the tail planet is Pluto in Libra… pluto is not a personal planet so we do not clasify it as being in detriment. Instead I’d shift the emphasis to your sun in Libra as the tail of your train… The sun is in its “fall” in libra. Sun in Libra could cause you trouble expressing your Venus (The correct ruler of the sign of libra) so proper expression of desire could be an issue.
As you can see, this is all pretty GD complex!
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Count’s moon
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WHAT?[/quote]
you have large, orange butt cheeks.
there I said it.
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put your face between them[/quote]
AgaIn?
sigh
Okay -
~abudabuabudabuabudabuabudaubabudabu~
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giggle and blush
ooo edgy
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
www.astroGLIDE.com[/quote]
Didn’t quite have any horoscopes there for me…
DJ: Sun in Libra, Moon in Taurus
You take life at a leisurely pace. You form opinions slowly and reflectively and can become obstinate in the views you do adopt. With your sense of tradition and admiration for time-tested things and ideas, you respect lineage, deep-rootedness and solidity. Your inner nature is conciliatory and compromising, for you value balance and symmetry above all. In love you choose a partner carefully and conduct your courtship with great patience. You experience a sort of regeneration and revitalization in being close to nature. The key to a more serene life lies in modifying your obstinacy and fixations. Use your facility for deep enjoyment to discover all that life has to offer, not just those time-tested patterns.
Ascendant in Gemini, Mercury in the Sixth House
At the time of your birth the zodiacal sign of Gemini was ascending in the horizon. Its ruler Mercury is located in the sixth house.
Your ascending sign and the position of its ruler offers general information concerning the overall trends of the course of life and complements the data pertaining to your temperament, given previously by the analysis of the combined positions of the Sun and Moon.
Gemini is the third sign of the zodiac and among its key psychological influences over life there are the following: intellectual activities, humanism, and abhorrence of violence, constant doubt of all mental concepts, hesitancy and academic interest.
People whose ascending sign is Gemini usually appear as elegant, slender, expressive, and with very humane facial expressions. They are individuals with some literary inclination, dexterous with manual labors and crafts, apt, able, witty, inventive and very curious and subtle.
A Gemini in the ascendant will always distinguish himself by his rather eloquent speech and writing, his much occupied daily life, and his perpetual lack of an ability to effect swift and determined decisions. As a Gemini, you should try to compensate your hesitancy with fast thinking.
Your disposition to life-events will be kind and generous (within bounds) but not always fortunate, because of too much vacillation in decision-making circumstances. You possess the capability of rising in life because of your own intellectual assets.
Your mind is open and generous, and your intellect self-sufficient; yet on many occasions, judgment will appear as “twisted”. You should restrain useless discussion, strife, and unprofitable argument as they’re your worst enemies.
To achieve success, you should stress your literary and scientific studies, give free hand to your brilliant intellect in warranted circumstances, and apply your diligent nature to writing, traveling, communications, and human analysis. In all these activities you are at your best.
Mercury, the ruler of your life, appears in the sixth house. This is the house of work, health and labor relations.
There appears to be a propensity for mental weaknesses and nervousness resulting from an obsession with ideas, related perhaps to your emotional nature.
The location of Mercury denotes that you are an intellectual worker with a keen and clever disposition to scientific research, yet only your dynamic thrust will bring these tendencies into materialization.
HAHAHAHA EXCEPT THE SLENDER PART LOL
DJ: Saturn in the First House
Saturn is in the first house. Saturn’s placement here gives you a conservative, sometimes gloomy and self-denying outlook on life. Because every contact is of great importance, you tend to be rather detached and even aloof so that you can be sure exactly where you stand. You can be self- conscious and may feel awkward and prudish with others who appear to take things more lightly. The depth with which you look at yourself is characteristic of the way you relate to others.
You were taught very early in life to be self-reliant, and you were often given more responsibility than usual for your age.
Your intellect is constant and usually unfettered by momentary feelings and whims. Logic plays an important role in your thinking processes. Grandiose schemes and theories have little interest for you.
Once you accept your own limitations and face up to your challenges and responsibilities with a sense of purpose, you will be able to succeed in whatever field you decide on. Your health is generally good, so long as you exercise sufficiently to relieve tension.
OH I MISSED THAT. So Saturn Double important. lead planet AND in first house. Look into both of those.
DEEJ theres more I’ll let you figure it out though
Your sun in fifth house placement is good
Venus in Sixth house also very good placement.
[quote]2busy wrote:
[quote]on edge wrote:
[quote]2busy wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
22 years and never had a erection[/quote]
49 years and fathered NINE children :P[/quote]
Fixed[/quote]
Fixed.
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I like that you left Rock’s as is. haha
Nine children! Mormon?
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
DJ: Saturn in the First House
Saturn is in the first house. Saturn’s placement here gives you a conservative, sometimes gloomy and self-denying outlook on life. Because every contact is of great importance, you tend to be rather detached and even aloof so that you can be sure exactly where you stand. You can be self- conscious and may feel awkward and prudish with others who appear to take things more lightly. The depth with which you look at yourself is characteristic of the way you relate to others.
You were taught very early in life to be self-reliant, and you were often given more responsibility than usual for your age.
Your intellect is constant and usually unfettered by momentary feelings and whims. Logic plays an important role in your thinking processes. Grandiose schemes and theories have little interest for you.
Once you accept your own limitations and face up to your challenges and responsibilities with a sense of purpose, you will be able to succeed in whatever field you decide on. Your health is generally good, so long as you exercise sufficiently to relieve tension.
OH I MISSED THAT. So Saturn Double important. lead planet AND in first house. Look into both of those.[/quote]
Okay that is kind of freaky accurate.
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
www.astro.com[/quote]
Roger that, thank you maam.
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
DJ: Sun in Libra, Moon in Taurus
Your ascending sign and the position of its ruler
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People whose ascending sign is Gemini usually appear as elegant, slender, expressive, and with very humane facial expressions. They are individuals with some literary inclination, dexterous with manual labors and crafts, apt, able, witty, inventive and very curious and subtle.
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Your mind is open and generous, and your intellect self-sufficient
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