T, I cant find jeans that fit my huge ass to save my life. “No Gap” BULLSHIT! Not too hard to take em down to teh seamstress though. Thats right, I know your joking I just can’t help talking about my ass. Its one of my hobbies. Thanks for indulging.
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Dont they make girls jeans with more stretchy materials? And its alot more socially acceptable for girls to wear spandex. Im just saying,ladies have more of an advantage when it comes to shopping for pants. Good thing its summer and it gives me an excuse to wear shorts.
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Its time for me to get my tan on!
Then I getz my fitness on
Peaches, I am jelly of ur nap.
IH, she is indeed epic.
T, I cant find jeans that fit my huge ass to save my life. “No Gap” BULLSHIT! Not too hard to take em down to teh seamstress though. Thats right, I know your joking I just can’t help talking about my ass. Its one of my hobbies. Thanks for indulging.
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Gettin’ your GTL on? Nice !
I feel your pain about jeans. I usually have to go with jeans 4 sizes bigger in the waist because of my ass and legs. I am bottom heavy like a mo fo.
[quote]nlmain wrote:
don’t know how kinky you like your reading but I enjoyed the Anne Raquelure series a good couple of years back. I remember consiously taking the decision for the first time to NOT read those books in public. My face would heat up something fierce. lol.[/quote]
aka Anne Rice.
The ‘Sleeping Beauty’ series?[/quote]
I read those before they were claimed by Rice. They are so Mainstream now. ;)[/quote]
Ah… always on the cutting edge, eh, Main?
You were into Anne Rice even before Anne Rice became Anne Rice? Or…something…[/quote]
well I def was into Ann Rice before the movie came out. I read the Witching Hour when it was first published in '92.[/quote]
That was around the time I started reading the Vampire Chronicles.
I didn’t like the Mayfair Witch stories near as much as her other books.
'92? How old are you, Main? If you don’t mind me being rude :/[/quote]
31 - I was a precocious reader: clive barker and stephen king and Anne Rice were introduced to me by a buddy at 12. He had an older sister who would lend him the most awesome stuff that my Dad would have totally burnt.
I keep on thinking of various rhymes that sound good in my head, but I never think to write them down. Today:
Bullets are scared of me, I’d cause too much damage
Like a hoarders closet I’m just too much to manage
I’d find three ways to f*** them, a menage a trois
You’d better rip out your eyes to forget what you saw
Regarding jeans yes they are usually 1 or 2 percent spandex the problem with that is I like super tight jeans like the tighter the better and if they have spandex they always get baggy in areas by the end of the day. And no I still haven’t found any to accommodate the twelve inch diff between my waist and my ass so yeah get the waist taken in its not really a big deal…
Gym was epic tonight I saw a vein in my arm yay my life LOL like down my bicep wish it was ALWAYS there.
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Regarding jeans yes they are usually 1 or 2 percent spandex the problem with that is I like super tight jeans like the tighter the better and if they have spandex they always get baggy in areas by the end of the day. And no I still haven’t found any to accommodate the twelve inch diff between my waist and my ass so yeah get the waist taken in its not really a big deal…
Gym was epic tonight I saw a vein in my arm yay my life LOL like down my bicep wish it was ALWAYS there.
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I once knew a lady who said her favorite color was tight…
I swear, its a problem. My sister has looked at me before and said" uh, just cuz you can squeeze into it doesn’t mean you should wear it" LOL! Fucking Hilar.
