http://www.anniversaryinn.com/fifth-south/room/35-presidential-suite
I booked this for the night when the fiance and I get back into Utah. I haven’t told her yet. Also opted for the bath salts and chocolate dipped roses.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
So, IH and I registered at Bed, Bath, & Beyond the other day. My non-family family is throwing us a bridal/wedding shower. It’s a good thing IH is so easy going…[/quote]
I have to admit, registering was actually very fun.[/quote]
We have to go finish next weekend. We only got through dishes, cookware, flatware, and glasses. [/quote]
Cookware was our favorite. Cast iron is awesome.
We also registered for stuff at Target- mostly camping, board games, and some less expensive pots and pans.
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Don’t know if we’re going to go to Target or not…that will be up to IH…[/quote]
I’d rather register at Wal-Mart and a nice porn shop.
Wal-Mart for a 9mm and a porn shop for… well, porn.
I LOVE this registering shit. It’s better than Christmas.
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Made even better by our sales guy’s last name being Beans…I had to keep reminding myself who you were talking about when you kept mentioning him during dinner.
[quote]byukid wrote:
http://www.anniversaryinn.com/fifth-south/room/35-presidential-suite
I booked this for the night when the fiance and I get back into Utah. I haven’t told her yet. Also opted for the bath salts and chocolate dipped roses.[/quote]
LOVE the beds!!! I love big four-poster/canopy beds!!!
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
http://www.anniversaryinn.com/fifth-south/room/35-presidential-suite
I booked this for the night when the fiance and I get back into Utah. I haven’t told her yet. Also opted for the bath salts and chocolate dipped roses.[/quote]
LOVE the beds!!! I love big four-poster/canopy beds!!![/quote]
And the mattress is in-freaking-credible, not that we’ll be doing much sleeping. We don’t get a real honemoon per se, but I thought this would be a really nice treat that would surprise her.
BEANS!!! I have an awesome idea! PM your junk and your wife to either me or IH…we will delete them as soon as we open them. You can totally trust us…
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[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Made even better by our sales guy’s last name being Beans…I had to keep reminding myself who you were talking about when you kept mentioning him during dinner.
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I can’t tell you how fucking awesome this is.
I’m beyond fucking pumped to be part of this memory.
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
You could always PM a mod and ask them to delete it 5 mins after you post it…[/quote]
They have enough bullshit to deal with…
Unless dude is board I’m not going to ask him/her to do more work than they already have to.
[quote]byukid wrote:
http://www.anniversaryinn.com/fifth-south/room/35-presidential-suite
I booked this for the night when the fiance and I get back into Utah. I haven’t told her yet. Also opted for the bath salts and chocolate dipped roses.[/quote]
Because I’m so drunk I’m gonna be honest with you.
fucking masturbate like a sick twisted individual for like 10-14 straight days before all this goes down.
for the love of fucking christ rock the 5 knuckle shuffle until you spit dust teh couple days leading up to this shit.
I know it seems counter-intuitive, but trust me, you DON"T WANT IT THAT BAD!!!
Please god, don’t want it THAT bad…
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Tell ya what, if a mod posts that he’ll/she’ll delete it by 11pm eastern, I’ll post a pick of my wife…
(I know some of you are new, and I don’t brag like a douchebag scum like I used too really about her, so that isn’t as generous an offer as before.)
Fuck I’m drunk.
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Drunk Beans FTW.
What are you drinking?
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
http://www.anniversaryinn.com/fifth-south/room/35-presidential-suite
I booked this for the night when the fiance and I get back into Utah. I haven’t told her yet. Also opted for the bath salts and chocolate dipped roses.[/quote]
Because I’m so drunk I’m gonna be honest with you.
fucking masturbate like a sick twisted individual for like 10-14 straight days before all this goes down.
for the love of fucking christ rock the 5 knuckle shuffle until you spit dust teh couple days leading up to this shit.
I know it seems counter-intuitive, but trust me, you DON"T WANT IT THAT BAD!!!
Please god, don’t want it THAT bad…[/quote]
Hahaha, don’t worry. I am not that bad off, I just seem like it on the internet.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Tell ya what, if a mod posts that he’ll/she’ll delete it by 11pm eastern, I’ll post a pick of my wife…
(I know some of you are new, and I don’t brag like a douchebag scum like I used too really about her, so that isn’t as generous an offer as before.)
Fuck I’m drunk.
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Drunk Beans FTW.
What are you drinking?
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Roughlyt 8 miller lites, 2 sam sumemrs and at least 3 shots of Jameson.
[quote]byukid wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
http://www.anniversaryinn.com/fifth-south/room/35-presidential-suite
I booked this for the night when the fiance and I get back into Utah. I haven’t told her yet. Also opted for the bath salts and chocolate dipped roses.[/quote]
Because I’m so drunk I’m gonna be honest with you.
fucking masturbate like a sick twisted individual for like 10-14 straight days before all this goes down.
for the love of fucking christ rock the 5 knuckle shuffle until you spit dust teh couple days leading up to this shit.
I know it seems counter-intuitive, but trust me, you DON"T WANT IT THAT BAD!!!
Please god, don’t want it THAT bad…[/quote]
Hahaha, don’t worry. I am not that bad off, I just seem like it on the internet.[/quote]
dude, I’m going ot be honest with you.
A big wedding is a lot of work. Also, if you’re like me, people will buy you you drinks and you’ll drink them. You’ll be dancing on tables and saying “motherfucker” 3 and 4 times in fornt of your bosses’ wife.
Wedding night sex, if it happens is a huge let down.
Go to bed ahppy, make her breakfast and pound the shit out of that va-jay-jay in the am…
You have 30+ years of the same lady, take your time and dont’ blow your wad thinking the wedding night is going to be like a hollywood movie. Because chances are, it won’t be.
And if I was there, I would buy you enough whiskey to ensure it wouldn’t be …
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
http://www.anniversaryinn.com/fifth-south/room/35-presidential-suite
I booked this for the night when the fiance and I get back into Utah. I haven’t told her yet. Also opted for the bath salts and chocolate dipped roses.[/quote]
Because I’m so drunk I’m gonna be honest with you.
fucking masturbate like a sick twisted individual for like 10-14 straight days before all this goes down.
for the love of fucking christ rock the 5 knuckle shuffle until you spit dust teh couple days leading up to this shit.
I know it seems counter-intuitive, but trust me, you DON"T WANT IT THAT BAD!!!
Please god, don’t want it THAT bad…[/quote]
Hahaha, don’t worry. I am not that bad off, I just seem like it on the internet.[/quote]
dude, I’m going ot be honest with you.
A big wedding is a lot of work. Also, if you’re like me, people will buy you you drinks and you’ll drink them. You’ll be dancing on tables and saying “motherfucker” 3 and 4 times in fornt of your bosses’ wife.
Wedding night sex, if it happens is a huge let down.
Go to bed ahppy, make her breakfast and pound the shit out of that va-jay-jay in the am…
You have 30+ years of the same lady, take your time and dont’ blow your wad thinking the wedding night is going to be like a hollywood movie. Because chances are, it won’t be.
And if I was there, I would buy you enough whiskey to ensure it wouldn’t be …
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA[/quote]
Now Beans, you know I don’t drink. The night of we’re going to the Cardinal’s game- my dad got the owner’s box for our family. Then we’ve got a nice hotel right next to the arch. If it happens, no matter how it happens, we’re both excited.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
http://www.anniversaryinn.com/fifth-south/room/35-presidential-suite
I booked this for the night when the fiance and I get back into Utah. I haven’t told her yet. Also opted for the bath salts and chocolate dipped roses.[/quote]
Because I’m so drunk I’m gonna be honest with you.
fucking masturbate like a sick twisted individual for like 10-14 straight days before all this goes down.
for the love of fucking christ rock the 5 knuckle shuffle until you spit dust teh couple days leading up to this shit.
I know it seems counter-intuitive, but trust me, you DON"T WANT IT THAT BAD!!!
Please god, don’t want it THAT bad…[/quote]
Hahaha, don’t worry. I am not that bad off, I just seem like it on the internet.[/quote]
dude, I’m going ot be honest with you.
A big wedding is a lot of work. Also, if you’re like me, people will buy you you drinks and you’ll drink them. You’ll be dancing on tables and saying “motherfucker” 3 and 4 times in fornt of your bosses’ wife.
Wedding night sex, if it happens is a huge let down.
Go to bed ahppy, make her breakfast and pound the shit out of that va-jay-jay in the am…
You have 30+ years of the same lady, take your time and dont’ blow your wad thinking the wedding night is going to be like a hollywood movie. Because chances are, it won’t be.
And if I was there, I would buy you enough whiskey to ensure it wouldn’t be …
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA[/quote]
What do you mean “buy” you drinks? OPEN BAR!!!
Her good friend (not Mormon) is getting married two weeks after us, and they have an open bar. She’s a bridesmaid, so it will be lots of fun, and I think we’ll be the only non-drinkers there.
Seriously, hardly any of my married friends had wedding night sex due to various reasons: one or the other person was passed out or they were so frickin’ tired the LAST thing they wanted to do was have sex. Sex is a lot of work…who wants to do all that shit when you’ve been hauling around a wedding dress all damn day, smiling like a bitch in heat?
I went to a wedding this weekend. There were 600 people at the reception. They ran out of cake! BYU don’t run out of cake!
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[quote]byukid wrote:
Now Beans, you know I don’t drink. The night of we’re going to the Cardinal’s game- my dad got the owner’s box for our family. Then we’ve got a nice hotel right next to the arch. If it happens, no matter how it happens, we’re both excited.[/quote]
I’m not trying to be a douche, but there will be some rando night on some cool fall Tuesday that blows that night out of the water.
One day, a couple years from now, when you have learned that if you rub to the left, or move in a particular way, if you listen to her hands when they speak to you, and feel her noises… One day, long down this road of life and marriage, you will know that night was just teh beginning, and as special as it seemed, it was but a simple flash in the sun beam that is your life together.
Just don’t expect magic man, expect the beginning, and you’ll always have something to look forward too.
<<—doesn’t make Hallowed lol. I has a sad.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
Now Beans, you know I don’t drink. The night of we’re going to the Cardinal’s game- my dad got the owner’s box for our family. Then we’ve got a nice hotel right next to the arch. If it happens, no matter how it happens, we’re both excited.[/quote]
I’m not trying to be a douche, but there will be some rando night on some cool fall Tuesday that blows that night out of the water.
One day, a couple years from now, when you have learned that if you rub to the left, or move in a particular way, if you listen to her hands when they speak to you, and feel her noises… One day, long down this road of life and marriage, you will know that night was just teh beginning, and as special as it seemed, it was but a simple flash in the sun beam that is your life together.
Just don’t expect magic man, expect the beginning, and you’ll always have something to look forward too.[/quote]
Holy shit…that’s a hallmark card, right there! I almost teared up…
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Tell ya what, if a mod posts that he’ll/she’ll delete it by 11pm eastern, I’ll post a pick of my wife…
(I know some of you are new, and I don’t brag like a douchebag scum like I used too really about her, so that isn’t as generous an offer as before.)
Fuck I’m drunk.
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Drunk Beans FTW.
What are you drinking?
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Roughlyt 8 miller lites, 2 sam sumemrs and at least 3 shots of Jameson.
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Miller lite?
I approve of the Jameson. Sam Adams? Never had the Summer Ale… if that’s what you meant 
Oh, I don’t expect magic. We’re both doing this for our first time, so we’re going to get to explore eachothers bodies and learn what eachother like/ don’t like (obviously not everything right away).
Mostly i’m excited for oral (giving and receiving)
Also, our plan for cake is to have our own two tier cake and then a couple sheetcakes for everyone else.
I’ll post up pictures a couple weeks after the fact.